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32 minutes ago, Cancer said:

 

Q: What's the last toast you ever make in any ship?

 

A: He got promoted to Head Cheese.

 

Q:  Why can I not get in to speak with the Cheese Wheel from the Cheez-it commercial?

 

A:  My death got better.

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4 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said:

 

A: I wish there was a "none of the above" option for the list of execution methods.

 

Q: Do you know what the penalty for fraud is on Deneb 5?

 

A: You can't tell me, its not worth dying for.

 

Lucius Alexander

 

The palindromedary says that the guilty party has a choice of penalties....

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On 9/25/2018 at 9:57 PM, Michael Hopcroft said:

Q: If you knew what my mission is, I'd have to kill you. But can you help me with....?

 

A: I'd tell you what I was doing, but then you'd have to switch your pizza order to pepperoni and black olives.

Q: SO, Fu Manchu, what insidious method of torture has your perfidious mind come up with now that you know my dependence on anchovies for my great strength and speed?

A: That wretched chef put small, salty fish on my pizza!!!

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On 9/26/2018 at 9:28 PM, clnicholsusa said:

A: That wretched chef put small, salty fish on my pizza!!!

Q: Welcome to Fish Stew Pizza! Best pizza in Beach City. OK, so it's the only pizza in Beach city, but can you work with me here?

 

A: Victory is at hand! We've got them right where they want us!

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1 hour ago, Pariah said:

 

A: Honey. It's all about honey.

 

Q:  Have you read the Winnie the Pooh stories?

 

 

A:  Oh bother!

 

 

Lucius Alexander

 

The palindromedary thinks I can do  better than that. I am tempted to let the palindromedary try.

 

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On 9/30/2018 at 9:07 PM, Michael Hopcroft said:

Q: What do you have to say about the imminent implosion of everything that exists now, has existed before, and will exist in the future?

 

A: How I wish I could borrow someone else's shoes!

 

Q:  What is there that troubles you with Ebenezer Scrooge's shoes?

 

A:  I have no time to be dead!

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On ‎10‎/‎2‎/‎2018 at 7:25 PM, Asperion said:

 

 

A:  I have no time to be dead!

 

Q: Why so angry?

 

A: It's normal to be a little disoriented right now.

 

Lucius Alexander

 

And a fine young palindromedary

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21 minutes ago, Lucius said:

A: It's normal to be a little disOriented right now.

 

Q: Curses, Poirot!  I GOT KICKED OFF THAT D*** TRAIN BEFORE THE MURDER COULD HAPPEN!  Now what am I supposed to?  And where in blazes am I, anyway?

 

A: That wasn't an eclipse.  It was simple obscuration.

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2 hours ago, Cancer said:

A: That wasn't an eclipse.  It was simple obscuration.

 

Q: Yo Mamma so fat, she walked in front of my town and caused an eclipse of the Sun!

 

A: There's a perfectly good reason for that. I have no idea what it is.

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On 10/8/2018 at 2:35 PM, Pariah said:

 

Q: Yo Mamma so fat, she walked in front of my town and caused an eclipse of the Sun!

 

A: There's a perfectly good reason for that. I have no idea what it is.

 

Q:  Can you inform me as to why that chicken is carrying that weapon around?

 

A:  Only the lifers my pass here.

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4 hours ago, Asperion said:

 

Q:  Can you inform me as to why that chicken is carrying that weapon around?

 

A:  Only the lifers my pass here.

Q:  What sign is on the last door an old salt ever goes through?

A: It's sine over cosine, just like sisters over daughters.

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On 10/9/2018 at 9:12 PM, clnicholsusa said:

A: It's sine over cosine, just like sisters over daughters.

Q: Why is the MeToo movement really starting to catch on in the field of Advanced Mathematics?

 

A: And this is what you get for shooting a fwicasseing wabbit when you only have a license to shoot a stewing wabbit.

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On 10/13/2018 at 1:41 AM, Michael Hopcroft said:

Q: Why is the MeToo movement really starting to catch on in the field of Advanced Mathematics?

 

A: And this is what you get for shooting a fwicasseing wabbit when you only have a license to shoot a stewing wabbit.

Q: Did you hear Elmer Fudd went bankrupt from all the fines he's had to pay to the Fishing and Wildlife Department?

 

A: And that's why we don't bring you on important missions anymore.

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On 10/18/2018 at 6:04 AM, Marcus Impudite said:

A: And that's why we don't bring you on important missions anymore.

Q: How do you like my new gun, 007? Q said he get it for me from some secret reasearch facility -- I think it's called "toisarus". But it's nice and shiny and makes keen noises when I  pull the trigger!

 

A: If M was so sure I was bent, she would have sent Superman.

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On 10/20/2018 at 9:32 PM, Michael Hopcroft said:

Q: How do you like my new gun, 007? Q said he get it for me from some secret reasearch facility -- I think it's called "toisarus". But it's nice and shiny and makes keen noises when I  pull the trigger!

 

A: If M was so sure I was bent, she would have sent Superman.

 

Q:  Why do you appear so disappointed that Spiderman came along?  

 

A:  That is a sleeping Hulk.

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20 hours ago, Asperion said:

A:  That is a sleeping Hulk.

 

Q: That thing in the coal bunker ... you say it's a power source, but it isn't coal.  Coal doesn't snore, for thing.  What's in there?

 

A: That's a gain of $53,000 in a month, as of today.

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1 hour ago, Michael Hopcroft said:

A: it's a long way to Walla Walla. It's a long way to go.

 

Q: I thought you said we were going to Pago Pago. Where do we have to go now?

 

A: You lost me at "Hello".

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