Cancer Posted October 26, 2018 Report Share Posted October 26, 2018 8 hours ago, Pariah said: A: You lost me at "Hello". Q: Did you know that in Hello Kitty Land, the gunships are called Hellocopters? A: In any other medium, it'd be rated XXXXXXXX. But because it's anime, it's considered kinda tame. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 26, 2018 Report Share Posted October 26, 2018 12 hours ago, Cancer said: A: In any other medium, it'd be rated XXXXXXXX. But because it's anime, it's considered kinda tame. Q: Is that an auto-cannibalism video? A: It's like rain on the first day of the convention. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 30, 2018 Report Share Posted October 30, 2018 On October 26, 2018 at 7:12 AM, Michael Hopcroft said: A: It's like rain on the first day of the convention. Q: What do you mean the plumbing is shut off so the nearest restrooms are across the street?!? A: Your attention please ... watering the potted shrubs in the lobby is strictly prohibited. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 30, 2018 Report Share Posted October 30, 2018 1 minute ago, Cancer said: A: Your attention please ... watering the potted shrubs in the lobby is strictly prohibited. Q: Isn't it time you turned the plumbing back on? A: A vote for me is a vote for me. A vote for my opponent is also a vote for me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted October 30, 2018 Report Share Posted October 30, 2018 12 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said: A: A vote for me is a vote for me. A vote for my opponent is also a vote for me. Q: What do you mean, you're running against your other personality? A: I feel like I win when I lose. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 30, 2018 Report Share Posted October 30, 2018 1 hour ago, Pariah said: A: I feel like I win when I lose. Q: Are you a compulsive gambler? A: Never tell me the odds. Evens, though .... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted October 31, 2018 Report Share Posted October 31, 2018 6 hours ago, Cancer said: Q: Are you a compulsive gambler? A: Never tell me the odds. Evens, though .... Q: What was the real reason that Han Solo won the Kassel Run? A: That planet is dancing its way around its star. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Posted October 31, 2018 Report Share Posted October 31, 2018 On 10/8/2018 at 4:35 PM, Pariah said: Q: Yo Mamma so fat, she walked in front of my town and caused an eclipse of the Sun! That's not a question! Lucius Alexander And a reifier of palindromedaries Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Posted October 31, 2018 Report Share Posted October 31, 2018 9 minutes ago, Asperion said: A: That planet is dancing its way around its star. Q: What could possibly account for such an orbit?? A: Because it's not space opera, it's space ballet! Lucius Alexander Palindromedaries in space! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted November 2, 2018 Report Share Posted November 2, 2018 On October 30, 2018 at 6:33 PM, Lucius said: A: Because it's not space opera, it's space ballet! Q: Why is she called the Sugar Palpatine Fairy? A: Banana-kin Skywalker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted November 2, 2018 Report Share Posted November 2, 2018 12 hours ago, Cancer said: A: Banana-kin Skywalker. Q: Fandom isn't eating enough fresh fruit. How can we sell them on it? A: The culture at the University is toxic, and so is the food. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted November 2, 2018 Report Share Posted November 2, 2018 1 hour ago, Michael Hopcroft said: A: The culture at the University is toxic, and so is the food. Q: How's your semester project with Group A Streptococcus going? A: Meh, it'll only kill you. Nothing special. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted November 2, 2018 Report Share Posted November 2, 2018 2 hours ago, Cancer said: A: Meh, it'll only kill you. Nothing special. Q: What are your thoughts on watching The Kardashians 24/7? A: Given the choice, I'll take the giant meteor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted November 4, 2018 Report Share Posted November 4, 2018 On 11/2/2018 at 9:55 AM, Pariah said: A: Given the choice, I'll take the giant meteor. Q: Time for the 2020 election! Will you vote to re-elect Donald Trump, or would you rather have Oprah Winfrey? A: It passed us by because it enjoys watching us suffer, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted November 5, 2018 Report Share Posted November 5, 2018 On 11/3/2018 at 10:02 PM, Michael Hopcroft said: Q: Time for the 2020 election! Will you vote to re-elect Donald Trump, or would you rather have Oprah Winfrey? A: It passed us by because it enjoys watching us suffer, Q: What was the true reason for the UFO visiting? A: Now Mr. Gandalf can tell every one here the purpose of this meeting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted November 6, 2018 Report Share Posted November 6, 2018 8 hours ago, Asperion said: Q: What was the true reason for the UFO visiting? A: Now Mr. Gandalf can tell every one here the purpose of this meeting. Q: Pardon me, which way to the the Istari Convention? A: Only on alternate Tuesdays. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clnicholsusa Posted November 6, 2018 Report Share Posted November 6, 2018 52 minutes ago, tkdguy said: Q: Pardon me, which way to the the Istari Convention? A: Only on alternate Tuesdays. Q: Doesn't the Constitution require the legislators to be human? A: Not really. That lame-brained freeway idea could only be cooked up by a Toon. tkdguy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted November 6, 2018 Report Share Posted November 6, 2018 9 hours ago, clnicholsusa said: A: Not really. That lame-brained freeway idea could only be cooked up by a Toon. Q: Are you telling me there's a literal Highway to Hell? A: It tells me that you should read something more intellectually stimulating that the tabloids once in a while. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted November 7, 2018 Report Share Posted November 7, 2018 8 hours ago, Pariah said: A: It tells me that you should read something more intellectually stimulating that the tabloids once in a while. Q: Isn't the Queen amazing? She's lording it over her grandchildren one week and on her deathbed the next! A: No, I'll decline your invitation to an audience with the Queen. They'll never be the same without Freddie Mercury. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted November 11, 2018 Report Share Posted November 11, 2018 On November 6, 2018 at 5:47 PM, Michael Hopcroft said: A: No, I'll decline your invitation to an audience with the Queen. They'll never be the same without Freddie Mercury. Q: Hey, shall we go check out the Boss Bick-thh? I hear there's a real set of rhodium pipes there? A: I gotta put some gas in the gastropod. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted November 11, 2018 Report Share Posted November 11, 2018 31 minutes ago, Cancer said: A: I gotta put some gas in the gastropod. Q: Aren't you taking your crusade to eradicate every snail on the continent a bit too far? A: You're gonna swing from the chandelier! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Posted November 11, 2018 Report Share Posted November 11, 2018 48 minutes ago, Michael Hopcroft said: A: You're gonna swing from the chandelier! Q: Why do you say my swashbuckling character needs the Acrobatics Skill? A: Because you can't take the Focus Limitation on the whole character! Lucius Alexander And a reifier of palindromedaries Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted November 11, 2018 Report Share Posted November 11, 2018 11 hours ago, Lucius said: A: Because you can't take the Focus Limitation on the whole character! Q: Why are you demanding I nerf my full-conversion cyborg PC? A: I have a good idea why you did this, but that doesn't mean this was a good idea. It wasn't. It's actually a horrible idea. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Posted November 11, 2018 Report Share Posted November 11, 2018 1 hour ago, Michael Hopcroft said: A: I have a good idea why you did this, but that doesn't mean this was a good idea. It wasn't. It's actually a horrible idea. Q: Do you know why I put Obvious Accessible Focus on my full-conversion cyborg PC? A: In this context it doesn't mean "personal computer" or "politically correct." Lucius Alexander And a reifier of palindromedaries Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted November 11, 2018 Report Share Posted November 11, 2018 37 minutes ago, Lucius said: A: In this context it doesn't mean "personal computer" or "politically correct." Q: You're saying a PC is going to put me in handcuffs and take me down to the station for questioning? A: I'll plead Artistic Self-Defense. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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