Michael Hopcroft Posted December 30, 2018 Report Share Posted December 30, 2018 16 hours ago, Cancer said: A: Nothing wrong with it as long as you don't mind a few holes burned through. Q: Should I really have asked Superman to help me move after I spiked his punch at the JLA Christmas party? A: You can be the one to tell Superman he's drunk. I'm just going to hide in this lead room. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 30, 2018 Report Share Posted December 30, 2018 3 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said: A: You can be the one to tell Superman he's drunk. I'm just going to hide in this lead room. Q: Um, why is Clark hitting on Kira? Isn't she his cousin? A: I'm pretty sure that's not legal, even in California. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 31, 2018 Report Share Posted December 31, 2018 10 hours ago, Pariah said: A: I'm pretty sure that's not legal, even in California. Q: Can I drive this car made of pot from Mexico to Idaho? A: Get out of that State! Get out of that State! Get out of that State you're in! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 31, 2018 Report Share Posted December 31, 2018 5 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said: A: Get out of that State! Get out of that State! Get out of that State you're in! Q: Utah has beautiful scenery, but all these Mormons are driving me crazy. What should I do? A: it is better to have a horrible ending than to have horrors without end. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 31, 2018 Report Share Posted December 31, 2018 1 minute ago, Pariah said: A: it is better to have a horrible ending than to have horrors without end. Q: There really are atheists in foxholes? Why? A: The idea that evil is bad seems to be lost on you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted December 31, 2018 Report Share Posted December 31, 2018 5 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said: Q: There really are atheists in foxholes? Why? A: The idea that evil is bad seems to be lost on you. Q: What was the great challenge that was presented before Mephesto during the Infinity War? A: We are in Gambltopia, where everyone is required to gamble. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 1, 2019 Report Share Posted January 1, 2019 10 hours ago, Asperion said: A: We are in Gambltopia, where everyone is required to gamble. 1 Q: Boss, why am I being paid in scratch-its? Especially since you know I'm a mathematician who knows about probability... A: Sorry, Sir but I'm an American. I'm prohibited from being smart by federal law. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 8, 2019 Report Share Posted January 8, 2019 On 12/31/2018 at 11:57 PM, Michael Hopcroft said: A: Sorry, Sir but I'm an American. I'm prohibited from being smart by federal law. Q: What kind of moron doesn't know how far a kilometer is? A: We know that there's always tomorrow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted January 9, 2019 Report Share Posted January 9, 2019 9 hours ago, Pariah said: Q: What kind of moron doesn't know how far a kilometer is? A: We know that there's always tomorrow. Q: What is the prime attitude of the procrastination society? A: 100% certified junk for sale. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 9, 2019 Report Share Posted January 9, 2019 1 hour ago, Asperion said: A: 100% certified junk for sale. Q: I am tired of all this uninspected garbage these suppliers keep pushing on me! What have you got that's better? A: You're the President's warmup guy. Have fun, just don't take the spotlight away from him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 12, 2019 Report Share Posted January 12, 2019 On January 8, 2019 at 7:40 PM, Michael Hopcroft said: A: You're the President's warmup guy. Have fun, just don't take the spotlight away from him. Q: Can I read selections from A Treasury of Disgusting Goat Haikus? A: The great thing about that book is that you can read the pages in any order and it makes the same amount of sense. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 12, 2019 Report Share Posted January 12, 2019 10 hours ago, Cancer said: A: The great thing about that book is that you can read the pages in any order and it makes the same amount of sense. Q: Is that The Complete MAD Magazine Collection? I've always wanted one of those! A: I'm on a high-protein diet and need a lot of meat to live. I hope you will take that into account, Your Honor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted January 15, 2019 Report Share Posted January 15, 2019 On 1/12/2019 at 7:53 AM, Michael Hopcroft said: Q: Is that The Complete MAD Magazine Collection? I've always wanted one of those! A: I'm on a high-protein diet and need a lot of meat to live. I hope you will take that into account, Your Honor. Q: You have a choice of prison - this soy farm or the rice farm. Which do you choose? A: This device has 100 TB of capacity, after the first 100 KB though you will be billed per byte. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 15, 2019 Report Share Posted January 15, 2019 5 hours ago, Asperion said: A: This device has 100 TB of capacity, after the first 100 KB though you will be billed per byte. Q: This file storage bill is higher than the GDP of Guam! What gives? A: When I told you I was going to steal the Crown Jewels, you will notice I did not specify whose Crown Jewels I was going to steal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 16, 2019 Report Share Posted January 16, 2019 22 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said: A: When I told you I was going to steal the Crown Jewels, you will notice I did not specify whose Crown Jewels I was going to steal. Q: What is this valise with the Putin monogram on the outside and a sealed one-liter canister of VX, a half-kilogram packet of polonium-210, and €290 billion on the inside? A: Not for all the tanks in Tankistan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 16, 2019 Report Share Posted January 16, 2019 44 minutes ago, Cancer said: A: Not for all the tanks in Tankistan. 1 Q: Do you want these 30 Metric Tons of Anvils straight from Anvilania? A: I warned you, Ollie. This is what happens when you keep insisting on bringing chili to the JLA potlucks. Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 16, 2019 Report Share Posted January 16, 2019 15 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said: A: I warned you, Ollie. This is what happens when you keep insisting on bringing chili to the JLA potlucks. Q: Wait, why is J'onn on fire?! A: Foxbat and Moon Knight. It's just crazy enough to work! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 16, 2019 Report Share Posted January 16, 2019 57 minutes ago, Pariah said: A: Foxbat and Moon Knight. It's just crazy enough to work! Q: Are there two entities we can put together to generate Moon Pies? A: That's the wrong kind of moon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted January 16, 2019 Report Share Posted January 16, 2019 1 hour ago, Cancer said: Q: Are there two entities we can put together to generate Moon Pies? A: That's the wrong kind of moon. Q: What happened to everyone's pants? I only made a comment about the full moon out tonight. A: All ahead zero! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 16, 2019 Report Share Posted January 16, 2019 12 minutes ago, Asperion said: A: All ahead zero! Q: What's the current motto of the US Coast Guard? A: Somebody stop me! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 17, 2019 Report Share Posted January 17, 2019 1 hour ago, Pariah said: A: Somebody stop me! 1 Q: Wow, you're really good at spinning around on your toes really fast! How do you want to celebrate? A: This magic wand wasn't supposed to do that. I'd apologize, but you appear to be stone dead so it wouldn't do much good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted January 23, 2019 Report Share Posted January 23, 2019 On 1/16/2019 at 6:22 PM, Michael Hopcroft said: Q: Wow, you're really good at spinning around on your toes really fast! How do you want to celebrate? A: This magic wand wasn't supposed to do that. I'd apologize, but you appear to be stone dead so it wouldn't do much good. Q: I thought you said this was a wand of levitation. Is there an Elder Wand that would make up for the error? A: The storm was so powerful that it put out the Sun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Posted January 23, 2019 Report Share Posted January 23, 2019 31 minutes ago, Asperion said: A: The storm was so powerful that it put out the Sun. Q: Why did Orlanth have to go to the Underworld? A: She bore the Wound that would not Heal Lucius Alexander Riding a palindromedary to Glorantha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 24, 2019 Report Share Posted January 24, 2019 5 hours ago, Lucius said: A: She bore the Wound that would not Heal Q: OK, we now know she is a Holy Woman, but why is she so unhappy? A: You'll soon get used to not having food, clothing or shelter. In fact, you'll be a better person for it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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