Michael Hopcroft Posted February 24, 2019 Report Share Posted February 24, 2019 14 hours ago, Cancer said: A: You are NOT supposed to try to jump-start one of those! Q: This horse won't go. Got a couple of jumper cables? A: Like an angel with cruel and merciless intent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted February 25, 2019 Report Share Posted February 25, 2019 7 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said: A: Like an angel with cruel and merciless intent. Q: Is Mike Trout really trying to renegotiate his contract for $35M per year? A: I blame New York. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted February 25, 2019 Report Share Posted February 25, 2019 1 hour ago, Pariah said: A: I blame New York. Q: What's wrong with this country?!? A: It's the biggest, sorest zit on a face that looks like microwaved pepperoni! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted March 14, 2019 Report Share Posted March 14, 2019 On 2/24/2019 at 10:05 PM, Cancer said: Q: What's wrong with this country?!? A: It's the biggest, sorest zit on a face that looks like microwaved pepperoni! Q: Where is the pizza? A: Killroy was killed! ?. ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted March 14, 2019 Report Share Posted March 14, 2019 2 hours ago, Asperion said: A: Killroy was killed! ?. ? Q: And how did that Styx album really end? A: With parts made in Japan, I am the Modern Man! Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted March 14, 2019 Report Share Posted March 14, 2019 9 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said: A: With parts made in Japan, I am the Modern Man! Q: Where did the Borg come from, really? A: That does kind of suck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted March 15, 2019 Report Share Posted March 15, 2019 11 hours ago, Pariah said: A: That does kind of suck. Q: I have the Greatest Vacuum Cleaner on Earth! Anyone doubt me?: A: And I suppose you think that gun of yours frightens me. Well, it does. A lot. Will you please put it away so we can get something done? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted March 15, 2019 Report Share Posted March 15, 2019 11 minutes ago, Michael Hopcroft said: A: And I suppose you think that gun of yours frightens me. Well, it does. A lot. Will you please put it away so we can get something done? Q: Have you seen my 88mm /37 Flak with the antimatter barrel? A: What happens in Tartarus, stays in Tartarus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted March 15, 2019 Report Share Posted March 15, 2019 2 hours ago, Cancer said: Q: Have you seen my 88mm /37 Flak with the antimatter barrel? A: What happens in Tartarus, stays in Tartarus. Q: Has anyone seen my pet? He goes by the name of Cerberus. A: That was one tough cyborg. He was defeated by a fly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted March 16, 2019 Report Share Posted March 16, 2019 On 3/14/2019 at 8:49 PM, Asperion said: A: That was one tough cyborg. He was defeated by a fly. Q: How did shrinking that Borg warrior go, Captain Janeway? A: No, Q, I won't wear the nightgown you got for me. I never wear nightgowns. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted March 17, 2019 Report Share Posted March 17, 2019 Q: What did Benjamin Sisko say just before he decked Q? A: Somewhere between Neptune and the Kuiper belt, last I checked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Posted March 17, 2019 Report Share Posted March 17, 2019 29 minutes ago, Pariah said: A: Somewhere between Neptune and the Kuiper belt, last I checked. Q: Where are the Kuiper suspenders? A: Circling Uranus Lucius Alexander The palindromedary wonders if the Kuiper belt holds up the Kuiper pants Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted March 17, 2019 Report Share Posted March 17, 2019 18 minutes ago, Lucius said: A: Circling Uranus Q; Anyone know where out probe is? A: Your assertion that you deserve a future is ridiculous! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted March 20, 2019 Report Share Posted March 20, 2019 On March 16, 2019 at 8:27 PM, Michael Hopcroft said: A: Your assertion that you deserve a future is ridiculous! Q: Why am I stuck here in Groundhog Day forever? A: Maybe you should have stuck to low-budget thrillers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted March 20, 2019 Report Share Posted March 20, 2019 20 hours ago, Cancer said: Q: Why am I stuck here in Groundhog Day forever? A: Maybe you should have stuck to low-budget thrillers. Q: Why do we have these claiming to be from Scream at our door? A: We have all the answers with none of the questions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted March 21, 2019 Report Share Posted March 21, 2019 21 hours ago, Asperion said: A: We have all the answers with none of the questions. Q: What if they gave a Jeopardy! match and nobody came? A: Your choice in headgear has removed all remaining doubt as to whether I would enjoy your company -- in the negative. Lucius 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted March 22, 2019 Report Share Posted March 22, 2019 5 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said: A: Your choice in headgear has removed all remaining doubt as to whether I would enjoy your company -- in the negative. Q: Hello, I'm Pinhead. Want to hang out? A: You're just prejudiced against murderous psychopaths! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted March 22, 2019 Report Share Posted March 22, 2019 12 hours ago, Cancer said: A: You're just prejudiced against murderous psychopaths! Q: OK, back to Arkham you go, Joker! A: When we get to Heaven gonna put on our shoes, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted March 28, 2019 Report Share Posted March 28, 2019 Bump Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Posted March 28, 2019 Report Share Posted March 28, 2019 On 3/22/2019 at 10:54 AM, Michael Hopcroft said: Q: OK, back to Arkham you go, Joker! A: When we get to Heaven gonna put on our shoes, Q: Why do Hobbits run around barefoot all the time? A: What is it that goes 10 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said: Bump in the night? Lucius Alexander Not the palindromedary Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted March 28, 2019 Report Share Posted March 28, 2019 12 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said: Bump 2 hours ago, Lucius said: A: What is it that goes BUMP in the night? Q: Why are you leaving glasses on the floor for the Monster Underneath the Bed? A: I was raised on robbery. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted March 28, 2019 Report Share Posted March 28, 2019 1 hour ago, Michael Hopcroft said: A: I was raised on robbery. Q: Why are you such a crook? A: The polar bear wins. Obviously. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted March 29, 2019 Report Share Posted March 29, 2019 On 3/28/2019 at 8:35 AM, Pariah said: A: The polar bear wins. Obviously. Q: Why are you telling me not to wager my life's savings on the harp seal? A: This cloning of baseball players is getting way out of hand! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted March 29, 2019 Report Share Posted March 29, 2019 3 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said: A: This cloning of baseball players is getting way out of hand! Q: Are you telling me that the Minnesota Twins' identical second baseman and shortstop aren't actually twins? A: That's not actually the way I like it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted March 29, 2019 Report Share Posted March 29, 2019 35 minutes ago, Pariah said: Q: Are you telling me that the Minnesota Twins' identical second baseman and shortstop aren't actually twins? A: That's not actually the way I like it. Q: Why did they suggest I leave the spatula behind this time? A: Don't worry; it will become painfully obvious when the time is right. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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