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7 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said:

A: Like an angel with cruel and merciless intent.

 

Q: Is Mike Trout really trying to renegotiate his contract for $35M per year?

 

A: I blame New York.

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1 hour ago, Pariah said:

 

A: I blame New York.

 

Q: What's wrong with this country?!?

 

A: It's the biggest, sorest zit on a face that looks like microwaved pepperoni!

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On 2/24/2019 at 10:05 PM, Cancer said:

 

Q: What's wrong with this country?!?

 

A: It's the biggest, sorest zit on a face that looks like microwaved pepperoni!

 

Q:  Where is the pizza?

 

A:  Killroy was killed!  😭. 😲

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9 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said:

A: With parts made in Japan, I am the Modern Man!

 

Q: Where did the Borg come from, really?

 

A: That does kind of suck.

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11 minutes ago, Michael Hopcroft said:

A: And I suppose you think that gun of yours frightens me. Well, it does. A lot. Will you please put it away so we can get something done?

 

Q: Have you seen my 88mm /37 Flak with the antimatter barrel?

 

A: What happens in Tartarus, stays in Tartarus.

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2 hours ago, Cancer said:

 

Q: Have you seen my 88mm /37 Flak with the antimatter barrel?

 

A: What happens in Tartarus, stays in Tartarus.

 

Q:  Has anyone seen my pet?  He goes by the name of Cerberus.

 

A:  That was one tough cyborg.  He was defeated by a fly.

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29 minutes ago, Pariah said:

A: Somewhere between Neptune and the Kuiper belt, last I checked.

 

Q: Where are the Kuiper suspenders?

 

A: Circling Uranus

 

Lucius Alexander

 

The palindromedary wonders if the Kuiper belt holds up the Kuiper pants

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On March 16, 2019 at 8:27 PM, Michael Hopcroft said:

A: Your assertion that you deserve a future is ridiculous!

 

Q: Why am I stuck here in Groundhog Day forever?

 

A: Maybe you should have stuck to low-budget thrillers.

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20 hours ago, Cancer said:

 

Q: Why am I stuck here in Groundhog Day forever?

 

A: Maybe you should have stuck to low-budget thrillers.

 

Q:  Why do we have these claiming to be from Scream at our door?

 

A:  We have all the answers with none of the questions.

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21 hours ago, Asperion said:

A:  We have all the answers with none of the questions.

 

Q: What if they gave a Jeopardy! match and nobody came?

 

A: Your choice in headgear has removed all remaining doubt as to whether I would enjoy your company -- in the negative.

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5 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said:

 

A: Your choice in headgear has removed all remaining doubt as to whether I would enjoy your company -- in the negative.

 

Q: Hello, I'm Pinhead.  Want to hang out?

 

A: You're just prejudiced against murderous psychopaths!

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