Lucius Posted March 31, 2019 Report Share Posted March 31, 2019 On 3/29/2019 at 5:44 PM, tkdguy said: A: Don't worry; it will become painfully obvious when the time is right. Q: What are you planning to do with that spatula? A: Violence is the answer. Lucius Alexander The palindromedary has a Y chromosome and a Y-not chromosome Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted March 31, 2019 Report Share Posted March 31, 2019 On 3/29/2019 at 2:44 PM, tkdguy said: A: Don't worry; it will become painfully obvious when the time is right. Q: Is something wrong with my back? A: That's not a turtle. It's a tortoise. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted April 1, 2019 Report Share Posted April 1, 2019 On 3/31/2019 at 7:57 AM, Michael Hopcroft said: A: That's not a turtle. It's a tortoise. Q: You look down and see a turtle, Leon. It's crawling toward you... A: Better than the real thing! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted April 2, 2019 Report Share Posted April 2, 2019 23 hours ago, Pariah said: A: Better than the real thing! Q: What is Marketing's opinion of our new plastic-crafter Tyrannosaur robot? A: Of all the colors with which you could have painted a tank, this was a really bad choice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted April 2, 2019 Report Share Posted April 2, 2019 On 3/30/2019 at 9:18 PM, Lucius said: A: Violence is the answer. Q: How do you know you're asking the right questions? (See above post for my current Answer.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted April 2, 2019 Report Share Posted April 2, 2019 1 hour ago, Michael Hopcroft said: A: Of all the colors with which you could have painted a tank, this was a really bad choice. Q: It's the same color as my wife's sports car. "Hello Officer Red", she calls it. A: Drop Deadpool and Wolverine, and we have a deal! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted April 3, 2019 Report Share Posted April 3, 2019 9 hours ago, Pariah said: A: Drop Deadpool and Wolverine, and we have a deal! Q: So you love the concept of X-Men on Ice!, but you need to reduce the body count. What say we meet you half way? A: Do not provoke Squirrel Girl. Do not provoke Squirrel Girl. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted April 3, 2019 Report Share Posted April 3, 2019 19 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said: Q: So you love the concept of X-Men on Ice!, but you need to reduce the body count. What say we meet you half way? A: Do not provoke Squirrel Girl. Do not provoke Squirrel Girl. Q: We have made an enemy of Dr. Doom, Silverado, even the entire Avengers. Why are we taking such careful steps with this bushy-tailed girl? A: I do have an addiction - to oxygen. ?. ?. ?. ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted April 8, 2019 Report Share Posted April 8, 2019 On 4/3/2019 at 2:57 PM, Asperion said: A: I do have an addiction - to oxygen. ?. ?. ?. ? Q: Say, Mr. Silicon-Based Lifeform from Somewhere Off the Coast of Andromeda Prime, what on Earth makes you want to involve time and time again? A: Much to the disappointment of Mrs. Ultraman. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clnicholsusa Posted April 8, 2019 Report Share Posted April 8, 2019 1 hour ago, Michael Hopcroft said: A: Much to the disappointment of Mrs. Ultraman. Q: Is it true there's another dead kaiju on the beach? A: That's why we have the ban on Presidential sunbathing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted April 9, 2019 Report Share Posted April 9, 2019 On 4/7/2019 at 11:37 PM, clnicholsusa said: Q: Is it true there's another dead kaiju on the beach? A: That's why we have the ban on Presidential sunbathing. Q: Why are you attempting to extinguish the Sun? A: I am following Nuclear Program no. 1. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted April 9, 2019 Report Share Posted April 9, 2019 4 minutes ago, Asperion said: A: I am following Nuclear Program no. 1. Q: What are you doing orbiting a nucleus? Wouldn't you rather be a free electron like me? A: And isn't it ironic, don't you think? A little too ionic? Yeah, I really do think... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clnicholsusa Posted April 10, 2019 Report Share Posted April 10, 2019 5 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said: A: And isn't it ironic, don't you think? A little too ionic? Yeah, I really do think... Q: Shakespeare used iambic pentameter, so what's wrong with it? A: I'm just not a big fan of 'beat' poets. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted April 10, 2019 Report Share Posted April 10, 2019 1 hour ago, clnicholsusa said: A: I'm just not a big fan of 'beat' poets. Q: Why on Earth would you kill Beck? He wasn't REALLY asking you to! A: What a grand and intoxicating innocence! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted April 15, 2019 Report Share Posted April 15, 2019 Anyone? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted April 15, 2019 Report Share Posted April 15, 2019 On 4/9/2019 at 8:41 PM, Michael Hopcroft said: A: What a grand and intoxicating innocence! Q: I don't care what you think. I really believe everything will turn out all right in the end. A: Crazy things on the computer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted April 16, 2019 Report Share Posted April 16, 2019 7 hours ago, Pariah said: A: Crazy things on the computer. Q: Name the only real legacy of two years of Donald Trump in the White House. A: You've never heard "Tiptoe Through the Tulips" until you've heard it in the original Cyberman! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted April 16, 2019 Report Share Posted April 16, 2019 Q: Does everything have to be autotuned these days? A: Squid pro quo, Clarice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Posted April 16, 2019 Report Share Posted April 16, 2019 7 hours ago, Pariah said: Q: Does everything have to be autotuned these days? A: Squid pro quo, Clarice. Q: What do you call that, one tentacle washes the other? A: They named the citadel, Fort Eatyou Lucius Alexander The palindromedary says that's not a good answer, but isn't offering a better one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted April 17, 2019 Report Share Posted April 17, 2019 15 hours ago, Lucius said: A: They named the citadel, Fort Eatyou 1 Q: What makes you think these Trolls are always low on supplies? A: Today is a bad day to be a billy-goat, mister! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted April 17, 2019 Report Share Posted April 17, 2019 6 minutes ago, Michael Hopcroft said: Q: What makes you think these Trolls are always low on supplies? A: Today is a bad day to be a billy-goat, mister! Q: What are you doing visiting Pompeii on Oct 24, 79? A: That is an example of when free is too expensive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted April 17, 2019 Report Share Posted April 17, 2019 15 hours ago, Asperion said: A: That is an example of when free is too expensive. Q: Thank you for lending me your pirated Game of Thrones episodes, but now my computer can't find the hard drives. What happened? A: Yo Ho Ho and three cans of Monster! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted April 17, 2019 Report Share Posted April 17, 2019 1 hour ago, Michael Hopcroft said: A: Yo Ho Ho and three cans of Monster! Q: How do high school students prepare for AP Exams Week? A: It's like the NFL, except without the exercise. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted April 18, 2019 Report Share Posted April 18, 2019 4 hours ago, Pariah said: Q: How do high school students prepare for AP Exams Week? A: It's like the NFL, except without the exercise. Q: What do you mean by the game of rugby? A: When I said to the Moon, I did not realize that it would be taken literally. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted April 18, 2019 Report Share Posted April 18, 2019 4 hours ago, Pariah said: A: It's like the NFL, except without the exercise. Q: How's your life as a professional Madden player? A: No, I'm not a couch potato. I think I'm more like an onion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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