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On 3/29/2019 at 5:44 PM, tkdguy said:

A: Don't worry; it will become painfully obvious when the time is right.

 

Q: What are you planning to do with that spatula?

 

A: Violence is the answer.

 

Lucius Alexander

 

The palindromedary has a Y chromosome and a Y-not chromosome

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On 3/31/2019 at 7:57 AM, Michael Hopcroft said:

A: That's not a turtle. It's a tortoise.

 

Q: You look down and see a turtle, Leon. It's crawling toward you...

 

A: Better than the real thing!

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1 hour ago, Michael Hopcroft said:

A: Of all the colors with which you could have painted a tank, this was a really bad choice.

 

Q: It's the same color as my wife's sports car. "Hello Officer Red", she calls it.

 

A: Drop Deadpool and Wolverine, and we have a deal!

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9 hours ago, Pariah said:

A: Drop Deadpool and Wolverine, and we have a deal!

 

Q: So you love the concept of X-Men on Ice!, but you need to reduce the body count.  What say we meet you half way?

 

A: Do not provoke Squirrel Girl. Do not provoke Squirrel Girl.

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19 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said:

Q: So you love the concept of X-Men on Ice!, but you need to reduce the body count.  What say we meet you half way?

 

A: Do not provoke Squirrel Girl. Do not provoke Squirrel Girl.

 

Q:  We have made an enemy of Dr. Doom, Silverado, even the entire Avengers.  Why are we taking such careful steps with this bushy-tailed girl?

 

A:  I do have an addiction - to oxygen.        ?.   ?.   ?.     ?

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On 4/3/2019 at 2:57 PM, Asperion said:

A:  I do have an addiction - to oxygen.        ?.   ?.   ?.     ?

 

Q: Say, Mr. Silicon-Based Lifeform from Somewhere Off the Coast of Andromeda Prime, what on Earth makes you want to involve time and time again?

 

A: Much to the disappointment of Mrs. Ultraman.

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On 4/7/2019 at 11:37 PM, clnicholsusa said:

Q: Is it true there's another dead kaiju on the beach?

 

A: That's why we have the ban on Presidential sunbathing.

 

Q:  Why are you attempting to extinguish the Sun?

 

A:  I am following Nuclear Program no. 1.

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5 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said:

A: And isn't it ironic, don't you think? A little too ionic? Yeah, I really do think...

 

Q: Shakespeare used iambic pentameter, so what's wrong with it?

A: I'm just not a big fan of 'beat' poets.

 

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On 4/9/2019 at 8:41 PM, Michael Hopcroft said:

A: What a grand and intoxicating innocence!

 

Q: I don't care what you think. I really believe everything will turn out all right in the end.

 

A: Crazy things on the computer.

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7 hours ago, Pariah said:

Q: Does everything have to be autotuned these days?

 

A: Squid pro quo, Clarice.

 

Q: What do you call that, one tentacle washes the other?

 

A: They named the citadel, Fort Eatyou

 

Lucius Alexander

 

The palindromedary says that's not a good answer, but isn't offering  a better one

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6 minutes ago, Michael Hopcroft said:

Q: What makes you think these Trolls are always low on supplies?

 

A: Today is a bad day to be a billy-goat, mister!

 

Q:  What are you doing visiting Pompeii on Oct 24, 79?

 

A:  That is an example of when free is too expensive.

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4 hours ago, Pariah said:

 

Q: How do high school students prepare for AP Exams Week?

 

A: It's like the NFL, except without the exercise.

 

Q:  What do you mean by the game of rugby?

 

A:  When I said to the Moon, I did not realize that it would be taken literally.

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