Michael Hopcroft Posted July 5, 2019 Report Share Posted July 5, 2019 3 hours ago, Cancer said: A: Corn snakes don't eat corn, and bull snakes don't eat bulls. Q: Oh, my God, it's a Man Snake! Run for your... .lives? A: A balky microwave is a tricky thing to bet your life on! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 5, 2019 Report Share Posted July 5, 2019 5 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said: A: A balky microwave is a tricky thing to bet your life on! Q: The Hunger Games have really gone downhill, haven't they? A: No reply at all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clnicholsusa Posted July 6, 2019 Report Share Posted July 6, 2019 14 hours ago, Pariah said: A: No reply at all. Q: What sort of reply will he get, shouting at the microphone like that? A: Somebody find Dad's glasses, he's shouting "breaker one nine this here's the Rubber Duck, Uh you got a copy on me Pig Pen C'mon" at the mouse again. Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 6, 2019 Report Share Posted July 6, 2019 1 hour ago, clnicholsusa said: A: Somebody find Dad's glasses, he's shouting "breaker one nine this here's the Rubber Duck, Uh you got a copy on me Pig Pen C'mon" at the mouse again. Q: Mommy? Why is Daddy standing in front of the hamsters' cage in his underwear? A: It looks into the window with its unblinking stare -- it's clearly fascinated by what goes on in there! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 6, 2019 Report Share Posted July 6, 2019 8 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said: A: It looks into the window with its unblinking stare -- it's clearly fascinated by what goes on in there! Q: Let me guess...your father’s cooking a burrito in the microwave again, isn’t he? A: Not that kind of swing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted July 7, 2019 Report Share Posted July 7, 2019 On July 6, 2019 at 7:31 AM, Pariah said: A: Not that kind of swing. Q: There's gonna be a hanging over in the playground? A: Free milkshakes! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 7, 2019 Report Share Posted July 7, 2019 3 hours ago, Cancer said: A: Free milkshakes! Q: They locked away all the frozen dairy products to stop people from throwing them at politicians! What's our new rallying cry? A: There is no such thing as a concrete milkshake! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 7, 2019 Report Share Posted July 7, 2019 33 minutes ago, Michael Hopcroft said: A: There is no such thing as a concrete milkshake! Q: Why is Ben Grimm boycotting Dairy Queen? A: I don't know. She was there in the Third Edition. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted July 7, 2019 Report Share Posted July 7, 2019 1 hour ago, Pariah said: A: I don't know. She was there in the Third Edition. Q: Hey! What happened to the Evil Queen's cute but treasonous little niece in Snow White VII: No Charge for Extra Dwarf? A: They renamed it Booty and the Beast. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 12, 2019 Report Share Posted July 12, 2019 On 7/7/2019 at 2:12 PM, Cancer said: A: They renamed it Booty and the Beast. Q: What makes you think disney is abandoning the family animation market? A: I'm sorry, but your child is too young to see this movie. Or, for that matter, any other movie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 12, 2019 Report Share Posted July 12, 2019 1 hour ago, Michael Hopcroft said: A: I'm sorry, but your child is too young to see this movie. Or, for that matter, any other movie. Q - Did you hear that they turned a pregnant woman away from the premiere of Booty and the Beast? A - It's clearly a metaphor for bourgeois empowerment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 16, 2019 Report Share Posted July 16, 2019 On 7/12/2019 at 5:47 AM, Pariah said: A - It's clearly a metaphor for bourgeois empowerment. Q: What would the Batman story be like if Bruce Wayne were only moderately well-off? A: I am deeply honored you took me to this display of moving pictures on a screen. So when do we copulate? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted July 17, 2019 Report Share Posted July 17, 2019 22 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said: Q: What would the Batman story be like if Bruce Wayne were only moderately well-off? A: I am deeply honored you took me to this display of moving pictures on a screen. So when do we copulate? Q: What makes you think this is a porn version of Catwoman? A: We just made Rule 66 for the American government. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted July 18, 2019 Report Share Posted July 18, 2019 22 hours ago, Asperion said: A: We just made Rule 66 for the American government. Q: Climatologists are traitors and subject to summary execution now, as long as it's done with a dubstep remix of Styx's Renegade playing in the background? A: Wait, that's Order 66. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 18, 2019 Report Share Posted July 18, 2019 11 hours ago, Cancer said: A: Wait, that's Order 66. Q: Captain, is there nothing in the codebook between Order 65 and Order 67? A: That you insist that the universe make sense is proof positive that you are far more insane than the rest of us. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted July 24, 2019 Report Share Posted July 24, 2019 On 7/18/2019 at 8:19 AM, Michael Hopcroft said: Q: Captain, is there nothing in the codebook between Order 65 and Order 67? A: That you insist that the universe make sense is proof positive that you are far more insane than the rest of us. Q: What are you doing at Animamiacs University? A: Bring your own death. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted July 24, 2019 Report Share Posted July 24, 2019 14 hours ago, Asperion said: A: Bring your own death. Q: So what's it take to get on the Reincarnation Express? A: Summer time, and the living are sleazy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 24, 2019 Report Share Posted July 24, 2019 12 minutes ago, Cancer said: A: Summer time, and the living are sleazy. Q: So, how was your trip to Washington DC? A: Well that's just silly, now isn't it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 25, 2019 Report Share Posted July 25, 2019 12 hours ago, Pariah said: A: Well that's just silly, now isn't it? Q: Well, sanctions aren't working and people are reluctant to invade them. What say we bar imports and and exports from California? A: On the bright side, you must admit the dishes are all very clean now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted July 27, 2019 Report Share Posted July 27, 2019 On 7/24/2019 at 11:32 PM, Michael Hopcroft said: Q: Well, sanctions aren't working and people are reluctant to invade them. What say we bar imports and and exports from California? A: On the bright side, you must admit the dishes are all very clean now. Q: What do you mean by the Vesuvius treatment on the dishes? A: Those speed shoes definitely did there job. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 27, 2019 Report Share Posted July 27, 2019 1 hour ago, Asperion said: A: Those speed shoes definitely did there job. Q: So your feet are in Boston and the rest of you is in Tokyo? A: We've spent decades giving you fanboys something to drool over. You really need to let the ladies have their turn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 28, 2019 Report Share Posted July 28, 2019 On 7/26/2019 at 10:11 PM, Michael Hopcroft said: A: We've spent decades giving you fanboys something to drool over. You really need to let the ladies have their turn. Q: Wait, the Dallas Cowboys have male cheerleaders now? A: Yes, and the loser gets two. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted July 28, 2019 Report Share Posted July 28, 2019 1 hour ago, Pariah said: A: Yes, and the loser gets two. Q: The winner of the draft lottery gets a three-year contract as a Raiders talent scout? A: There is no non-barfing section. Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted July 29, 2019 Report Share Posted July 29, 2019 3 hours ago, Cancer said: Q: The winner of the draft lottery gets a three-year contract as a Raiders talent scout? A: There is no non-barfing section. Q: What are all the drunken sailors going to do when they read your sign? A: The necromancers are looking for some victims guests. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 29, 2019 Report Share Posted July 29, 2019 27 minutes ago, Asperion said: A: The necromancers are looking for some victims guests. Q: I'm invited to taste test for this new purple beer? Do I get any sort of a prize? A: You are safe. Don't you struggle now. I assure you the Orcs just want to talk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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