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5 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said:

A: A balky microwave is a tricky thing to bet your life on!

 

Q: The Hunger Games have really gone downhill, haven't they?

 

A: No reply at all.

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14 hours ago, Pariah said:

A: No reply at all.

Q: What sort of reply will he get, shouting at the microphone like that?

A: Somebody find Dad's glasses, he's shouting "breaker one nine this here's the Rubber Duck, Uh you got a copy on me Pig Pen C'mon" at the mouse again.

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1 hour ago, clnicholsusa said:

A: Somebody find Dad's glasses, he's shouting "breaker one nine this here's the Rubber Duck, Uh you got a copy on me Pig Pen C'mon" at the mouse again.

Q: Mommy? Why is Daddy standing in front of the hamsters' cage in his underwear?

 

A: It looks into the window with its unblinking stare -- it's clearly fascinated by what goes on in there!

 

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8 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said:

A: It looks into the window with its unblinking stare -- it's clearly fascinated by what goes on in there!

 

 

Q: Let me guess...your father’s cooking a burrito in the microwave again, isn’t he?

 

A: Not that kind of swing.

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On July 6, 2019 at 7:31 AM, Pariah said:

 

A: Not that kind of swing.

 

Q:  There's gonna be a hanging over in the playground?

 

A:  Free milkshakes!

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33 minutes ago, Michael Hopcroft said:

A: There is no such thing as a concrete milkshake!

 

Q: Why is Ben Grimm boycotting Dairy Queen?

 

A: I don't know. She was there in the Third Edition.

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1 hour ago, Pariah said:

A: I don't know. She was there in the Third Edition.

 

Q: Hey!  What happened to the Evil Queen's cute but treasonous little niece in Snow White VII: No Charge for Extra Dwarf?

 

A:  They renamed it Booty and the Beast.

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1 hour ago, Michael Hopcroft said:

A: I'm sorry, but your child is too young to see this movie. Or, for that matter, any other movie.

 

Q - Did you hear that they turned a pregnant woman away from the premiere of Booty and the Beast?

 

A - It's clearly a metaphor for bourgeois empowerment.

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On 7/12/2019 at 5:47 AM, Pariah said:

A - It's clearly a metaphor for bourgeois empowerment.

Q: What would the Batman story be like if Bruce Wayne were only moderately well-off?

 

A: I am deeply honored you took me to this display of moving pictures on a screen. So when do we copulate?

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22 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said:

Q: What would the Batman story be like if Bruce Wayne were only moderately well-off?

 

A: I am deeply honored you took me to this display of moving pictures on a screen. So when do we copulate?

Q:  What makes you think this is a porn version of Catwoman?

 

A:  We just made Rule 66 for the American government.

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22 hours ago, Asperion said:

A:  We just made Rule 66 for the American government.

 

Q: Climatologists are traitors and subject to summary execution now, as long as it's done with a dubstep remix of Styx's Renegade playing in the background?

 

A: Wait, that's Order 66.

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On 7/18/2019 at 8:19 AM, Michael Hopcroft said:

Q: Captain, is there nothing in the codebook between Order 65 and Order 67?

 

A: That you insist that the universe make sense is proof positive that you are far more insane than the rest of us.

 

Q:  What are you doing at Animamiacs University?

 

A:  Bring your own death.

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14 hours ago, Asperion said:

A:  Bring your own death.

 

Q: So what's it take to get on the Reincarnation Express?

 

A: Summer time, and the living are sleazy.

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12 minutes ago, Cancer said:

A: Summer time, and the living are sleazy.

 

Q: So, how was your trip to Washington DC?

 

A: Well that's just silly, now isn't it?

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12 hours ago, Pariah said:

A: Well that's just silly, now isn't it?

Q: Well, sanctions aren't working and people are reluctant to invade them. What say we bar imports and and exports from California?

 

A: On the bright side, you must admit the dishes are all very clean now.

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On 7/24/2019 at 11:32 PM, Michael Hopcroft said:

Q: Well, sanctions aren't working and people are reluctant to invade them. What say we bar imports and and exports from California?

 

A: On the bright side, you must admit the dishes are all very clean now.

 

Q:  What do you mean by the  Vesuvius treatment on the dishes?

 

A: Those speed shoes definitely did there job.

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On 7/26/2019 at 10:11 PM, Michael Hopcroft said:

A: We've spent decades giving you fanboys something to drool over. You really need to let the ladies have their turn.

 

 

Q:  Wait, the Dallas Cowboys have male cheerleaders now?

 

A:  Yes, and the loser gets two.

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1 hour ago, Pariah said:

A:  Yes, and the loser gets two.

 

Q: The winner of the draft lottery gets a three-year contract as a Raiders talent scout?

 

A: There is no non-barfing section.

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3 hours ago, Cancer said:

 

Q: The winner of the draft lottery gets a three-year contract as a Raiders talent scout?

 

A: There is no non-barfing section.

 

Q: What are all the drunken sailors going to do when they read your sign?

 

A: The necromancers are looking for some victims guests.

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