Michael Hopcroft Posted July 17, 2020 Report Share Posted July 17, 2020 On 7/15/2020 at 7:05 AM, Cancer said: A. Welcome to Drivel Central. Q: What do they tell you your first day working at Fox News? A: I have altered the diagnosis. Pray I do not alter it further. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted July 17, 2020 Report Share Posted July 17, 2020 5 minutes ago, Michael Hopcroft said: A: I have altered the diagnosis. Pray I do not alter it further. Q: They told us he had foot-and-mouth disease, but now it seems his head was blown off with dynamite! What happened? A: Instead of thinking of it like tooth decay, think of it like radioactive decay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 17, 2020 Report Share Posted July 17, 2020 5 hours ago, Cancer said: A: Instead of thinking of it like tooth decay, think of it like radioactive decay. Q: Why are my new radium fillings not working, and should I find a new dentict? A: This is the only live entertainment option you have during the plague, so enjoy it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted July 18, 2020 Report Share Posted July 18, 2020 3 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said: A: This is the only live entertainment option you have during the plague, so enjoy it. Q: "Jungle Rot Games"? People with gangrene hunting each other with primitive weapons? A: Winner eats the loser. Literally. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted July 18, 2020 Report Share Posted July 18, 2020 56 minutes ago, Cancer said: Q: "Jungle Rot Games"? People with gangrene hunting each other with primitive weapons? A: Winner eats the loser. Literally. Q: We have just entered the Vampire Guild. They have only one rule. Does anyone know what that rule is? A: That is your star empire. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 18, 2020 Report Share Posted July 18, 2020 58 minutes ago, Cancer said: A: Winner eats the loser. Literally. Q: How does natural selection work? A: Denied! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 18, 2020 Report Share Posted July 18, 2020 1 minute ago, Asperion said: A: That is your star empire. Q: What's that up in the sky, Daddy? A: Denied! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 18, 2020 Report Share Posted July 18, 2020 13 hours ago, Pariah said: A: Denied! Q: What is the status of my application to buy a house in San Francisco? A: It's dangerous to go Downtown alone. Take this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted July 18, 2020 Report Share Posted July 18, 2020 4 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said: Q: What is the status of my application to buy a house in San Francisco? A: It's dangerous to go Downtown alone. Take this. Q: What is Matt Murdock doing on this trip with me? A: The Progenitor 's Child. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 19, 2020 Report Share Posted July 19, 2020 On 7/18/2020 at 12:00 PM, Asperion said: A: The Progenitor 's Child. Q Who is this Congenitor I keep hearing about? A: He thinks he just had a superhero origin. He is mistaken. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted July 24, 2020 Report Share Posted July 24, 2020 On 7/19/2020 at 3:42 PM, Michael Hopcroft said: Q Who is this Congenitor I keep hearing about? A: He thinks he just had a superhero origin. He is mistaken. Q: Why does he run around with that mask on taking those crazy risks? A: He believes that he is Yoda. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 24, 2020 Report Share Posted July 24, 2020 14 hours ago, Asperion said: A: He believes that he is Yoda. Q: Why is a guy in a sackcloth robe trying to bench=press my Civic? A: Yes, it really is that hot this summer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 24, 2020 Report Share Posted July 24, 2020 1 hour ago, Michael Hopcroft said: A: Yes, it really is that hot this summer. Q: Is that molten gallium in your coffee mug? A: Twenty-five or four to six. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted July 24, 2020 Report Share Posted July 24, 2020 14 minutes ago, Pariah said: A: Twenty-five or four to six. Q: What do you mean you don't remember who won? What was the final score? A: You have grouped things together in an unconventional way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted July 25, 2020 Report Share Posted July 25, 2020 7 hours ago, Cancer said: Q: What do you mean you don't remember who won? What was the final score? A: You have grouped things together in an unconventional way. Q: How did we get this paper describing the quark principles? A: Quark Rule 1 - Always go with alcohol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 25, 2020 Report Share Posted July 25, 2020 42 minutes ago, Asperion said: A: Quark Rule 1 - Always go with alcohol. Q: What is a really good way to make lots of Gold-Pressed Latinum? A: New Life and New Civilizations: Priceless. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 25, 2020 Report Share Posted July 25, 2020 15 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said: A: New Life and New Civilizations: Priceless. Q: So far, the year 2020 has been a huge radioactive crap sandwich. Is there an upside? A: Speed. Lots and lots of speed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 25, 2020 Report Share Posted July 25, 2020 10 minutes ago, Pariah said: A: Speed. Lots and lots of speed. Q: So, you're the Flash. What is it that really makes your day? A: Superhero Pockets are the worst. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted July 26, 2020 Report Share Posted July 26, 2020 7 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said: Q: So, you're the Flash. What is it that really makes your day? A: Superhero Pockets are the worst. Q: What is the thing that troubles you the most about your outfit, Batman? A: There is no fighting here! This is the WAR ROOM! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 26, 2020 Report Share Posted July 26, 2020 15 hours ago, Asperion said: A: There is no fighting here! This is the WAR ROOM! Q: OK, who brought in all these cream pies? A: Oh, I've made a terrible mistake! Sorry for the concussion! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted August 1, 2020 Report Share Posted August 1, 2020 On 7/26/2020 at 10:49 AM, Michael Hopcroft said: A: Oh, I've made a terrible mistake! Sorry for the concussion! Q: YOU CAN'T USE CONCRETE CULVERT AS COVID MASK MATERIAL! What sort of idiot are you? A: Call us up at 1-888-PEBCAK9. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted August 2, 2020 Report Share Posted August 2, 2020 On 7/31/2020 at 11:15 PM, Cancer said: Q: YOU CAN'T USE CONCRETE CULVERT AS COVID MASK MATERIAL! What sort of idiot are you? A: Call us up at 1-888-PEBCAK9. Q: This came is made out of stone! What number did you call? A: We use 100% genuine strange matter in all the cakes that we sell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 2, 2020 Report Share Posted August 2, 2020 14 minutes ago, Asperion said: A: We use 100% genuine strange matter in all the cakes that we sell. Q: Why does this cake look so weird and taste like sweetened radiator fluid? A: Give me something to sing about! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 7, 2020 Report Share Posted August 7, 2020 Anyone? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted August 7, 2020 Report Share Posted August 7, 2020 On 8/2/2020 at 4:25 PM, Michael Hopcroft said: A: Give me something to sing about! Q: Ms. Brightman, why aren't you singing? A: It's worse than a virus, I'm afraid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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