Michael Hopcroft Posted September 23, 2020 Report Share Posted September 23, 2020 7 hours ago, Cancer said: A: A nickel. A Nickel-56 nickel. Q: What will yoiu give me to make sure our baby has superpowers? A: He thinks he has crossed into an alternate universe. He is mistaken. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted September 24, 2020 Report Share Posted September 24, 2020 On 9/22/2020 at 9:01 PM, Michael Hopcroft said: Q: What will yoiu give me to make sure our baby has superpowers? A: He thinks he has crossed into an alternate universe. He is mistaken. Q: Why does he assume that everyone is acting differently? A: Everything that you need - duct tape not included. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted September 26, 2020 Report Share Posted September 26, 2020 On 9/24/2020 at 2:17 PM, Asperion said: A: Everything that you need - duct tape not included. Q: What is the polar opposite of the Force? A: Lo! An unconnected rabbit part! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 28, 2020 Report Share Posted September 28, 2020 On 9/26/2020 at 10:41 AM, Michael Hopcroft said: A: Lo! An unconnected rabbit part! Q: What's keeping that old Volkswagen from starting? A: I don't know why you'd consider that lucky. It obviously didn't do him any good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted September 28, 2020 Report Share Posted September 28, 2020 2 hours ago, Pariah said: A: I don't know why you'd consider that lucky. It obviously didn't do him any good. Q: Like my new good-luck charm? It's the severed thumb of Colonel Kiester of the King's elite Duckhunters regiment! A: There's an enraged rabbit at the front door, and he wants his foot back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 28, 2020 Report Share Posted September 28, 2020 8 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said: A: There's an enraged rabbit at the front door, and he wants his foot back. Q: At the risk of sounding extremely clichéd, I have to ask: What's up, doc? A: Are you kidding? Turning left at Albuquerque is how I got here is the first place! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 28, 2020 Report Share Posted September 28, 2020 1 hour ago, Pariah said: A: Are you kidding? Turning left at Albuquerque is how I got here is the first place! Q: You know you're in Los Alamos, not the Alamo, don't you? Go back down to Albuquerque and turn left onto I-40. A: Well, there are worse places to make a last stand. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 28, 2020 Report Share Posted September 28, 2020 5 hours ago, Cancer said: A: Well, there are worse places to make a last stand. Q: I didn't mean for this to happen at a custard shop. A: Where the **** did all these ****** aliens come from?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 28, 2020 Report Share Posted September 28, 2020 42 minutes ago, Pariah said: A: Where the **** did all these ****** aliens come from?! Q: Sir, are the 219 little green ... entities ... all with you? A: Vanilla ice cream for the lot! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted October 2, 2020 Report Share Posted October 2, 2020 On 9/28/2020 at 2:27 PM, Cancer said: Q: Sir, are the 219 little green ... entities ... all with you? A: Vanilla ice cream for the lot! Q: Why did the Earth suddenly tilt? A: Forgot the war powers act. This is the dunce powers act. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 4, 2020 Report Share Posted October 4, 2020 On 10/1/2020 at 6:17 PM, Asperion said: A: Forgot the war powers act. This is the dunce powers act. Q: Who authorized you to replace the nuclear football with an actual football? And not even of the American variety -- who the heck plays rugby in the US? A: To seek Revenge may lead to Hell, but everyone does it and no one as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted October 7, 2020 Report Share Posted October 7, 2020 On 10/3/2020 at 7:06 PM, Michael Hopcroft said: Q: Who authorized you to replace the nuclear football with an actual football? And not even of the American variety -- who the heck plays rugby in the US? A: To seek Revenge may lead to Hell, but everyone does it and no one as well. Q: That was a most amazing play. What did you say your name was again? A: That is the Tweed Jacket of Duncery. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 7, 2020 Report Share Posted October 7, 2020 2 hours ago, Asperion said: A: That is the Tweed Jacket of Duncery. Q: Well, Mr. Wilde, it's awfully nice of you to buy clothes for a fellow you say you don't like. What is this unusual pattern? A: The crowd that isn't there goes wild! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 11, 2020 Report Share Posted October 11, 2020 Anyone? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted October 11, 2020 Report Share Posted October 11, 2020 On 10/6/2020 at 8:50 PM, Michael Hopcroft said: Q: Well, Mr. Wilde, it's awfully nice of you to buy clothes for a fellow you say you don't like. What is this unusual pattern? A: The crowd that isn't there goes wild! Q: Hey, Dr. Doom, why are you making that speech to an empty room? A: This is the Internet of Disinformation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted October 12, 2020 Report Share Posted October 12, 2020 On 10/6/2020 at 8:50 PM, Michael Hopcroft said: A: The crowd that isn't there goes wild! Q: How did that Milli Vanilli concert go, anyway? A: Not one time. 10 hours ago, Asperion said: A: This is the Internet of Disinformation. Q: What did you find at GOP.com? A: Not one time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 12, 2020 Report Share Posted October 12, 2020 58 minutes ago, Pariah said: A: Not one time. Q: How often have you run your hand through a portable paper shredder? A: You realize this hurts. A lot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted October 14, 2020 Report Share Posted October 14, 2020 On 10/11/2020 at 10:01 PM, Michael Hopcroft said: Q: How often have you run your hand through a portable paper shredder? A: You realize this hurts. A lot. Q: Why did you just call me a Raxacoricofallapatorians? A: Slitheen can provide the solution for you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted October 15, 2020 Report Share Posted October 15, 2020 20 hours ago, Asperion said: A: Slitheen can provide the solution for you. Q: Would you happen to know where I might obtain some 0.15-molar ammonium acetate? A: I'd never been to Belize. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 15, 2020 Report Share Posted October 15, 2020 40 minutes ago, Pariah said: A: I'd never been to Belize. Q: Looks like we've got to flee the country, darling. Do you have a preference for a bolt-hole? A: You were born to lead the Senate and the House! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted October 15, 2020 Report Share Posted October 15, 2020 6 minutes ago, Michael Hopcroft said: A: You were born to lead the Senate and the House! Q: You may not know me, but I'm in charge of evacuating both chambers of Congress in case of an emergency. A: Hydrogen and time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 15, 2020 Report Share Posted October 15, 2020 3 hours ago, Pariah said: A: Hydrogen and time. Q: What will I need to create a new star system? A: It's like a double-decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich with arsenic sauce, only fancier and much more expensive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted October 18, 2020 Report Share Posted October 18, 2020 On 10/15/2020 at 4:30 PM, Michael Hopcroft said: Q: What will I need to create a new star system? A: It's like a double-decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich with arsenic sauce, only fancier and much more expensive. Q: What is it like to get the Millennium Falcon? A: The plan is completely fly-by-night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 18, 2020 Report Share Posted October 18, 2020 2 hours ago, Asperion said: A: The plan is completely fly-by-night. Q: How do we land these paratroopers into Normandy before dawn? A: :Meet the Least Generation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted October 25, 2020 Report Share Posted October 25, 2020 On 10/18/2020 at 5:41 PM, Michael Hopcroft said: Q: How do we land these paratroopers into Normandy before dawn? A: :Meet the Least Generation. Q: What are all the elders talking about with all those fancy gadgets? We barely have the air supplied by the planet. A: That is one crazy, mixed-up planet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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