Asperion Posted December 3, 2020 Report Share Posted December 3, 2020 42 minutes ago, Michael Hopcroft said: Q: What did you put in my needle, Holmes? A: This is one of those days when it just doesn't pay to turn on the TV. Q: Are you watching CNN again? A: Just ask your cat about that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 4, 2020 Report Share Posted December 4, 2020 7 hours ago, Asperion said: A: Just ask your cat about that. Q: Why do I have so many mice in my apartment? A: Welcome to my nightmare. I really hope you like it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 4, 2020 Report Share Posted December 4, 2020 1 minute ago, Michael Hopcroft said: A: Welcome to my nightmare. I really hope you like it. Q: Did you really match up with Jason Voorhees on Tinder? A: Penn and Teller and Fred and Barney. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 4, 2020 Report Share Posted December 4, 2020 1 minute ago, Pariah said: A: Penn and Teller and Fred and Barney. Q: Your party consists of two magic-users and two stoners? How does that work? A: Transparency was an issue. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted December 4, 2020 Report Share Posted December 4, 2020 12 hours ago, Cancer said: Q: Your party consists of two magic-users and two stoners? How does that work? A: Transparency was an issue. Q: What is the biggest problem that you have had with your rocket program? A: The mirror in the mirror. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 4, 2020 Report Share Posted December 4, 2020 25 minutes ago, Asperion said: A: The mirror in the mirror. Q: What was in the delivery from the Department of Redundancy Department? A: If you could act, you wouldn't be wearing those prosthetics. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 4, 2020 Report Share Posted December 4, 2020 2 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said: A: If you could act, you wouldn't be wearing those prosthetics. Q: What did you say to Mr. Rickman that got you fired? A: To infinity and beyond! Never give up, never surrender! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted December 4, 2020 Report Share Posted December 4, 2020 1 hour ago, Pariah said: Q: What did you say to Mr. Rickman that got you fired? A: To infinity and beyond! Never give up, never surrender! Why did Buzz Lightyear just pull a Hulk maneuver on you? A: That was one crazy version of Loki. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 4, 2020 Report Share Posted December 4, 2020 10 minutes ago, Asperion said: A: That was one crazy version of Loki. Q: What is an MCU fan's first reaction to actual Norse myth? A: Lucky for him this is a one-horse town. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted December 7, 2020 Report Share Posted December 7, 2020 On 12/4/2020 at 2:30 PM, Michael Hopcroft said: Q: What is an MCU fan's first reaction to actual Norse myth? A: Lucky for him this is a one-horse town. Q: What was Billy Claiborne doing at Tombstone, looking for a one horse town? A: We are looking for a giant rabbit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 8, 2020 Report Share Posted December 8, 2020 9 hours ago, Asperion said: A: We are looking for a giant rabbit. Q: Why do you want to borrow my Veritech, Lieutenant Fudd? A: It doesn't matter how much money you're offering. I still won't sell you back Alaska. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 8, 2020 Report Share Posted December 8, 2020 2 minutes ago, Michael Hopcroft said: A: It doesn't matter how much money you're offering. I still won't sell you back Alaska. Q: Seventeen spatzillion Gatchistani quatloos, and forty-three barrels of ISO Propylograd vodka? Ees my final offer! A: If this theory is correct, the Universe's existence ended a month ago, and the reality-nullification wavefront has been having a hard time making it through the disruptive field of conspiracy theories and K-pop fanhype. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted December 8, 2020 Report Share Posted December 8, 2020 14 hours ago, Cancer said: Q: Seventeen spatzillion Gatchistani quatloos, and forty-three barrels of ISO Propylograd vodka? Ees my final offer! A: If this theory is correct, the Universe's existence ended a month ago, and the reality-nullification wavefront has been having a hard time making it through the disruptive field of conspiracy theories and K-pop fanhype. Q: So you mean that the conspiracy theorists are actually correct in this context? A: I will mad scientist you out of existence. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 8, 2020 Report Share Posted December 8, 2020 14 minutes ago, Asperion said: A: I will mad scientist you out of existence. Q: What is that supposed to be, some kind of a "death ray"? A: Don't go away mad, just go away. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 8, 2020 Report Share Posted December 8, 2020 7 minutes ago, Pariah said: A: Don't go away mad, just go away. Q: How do you know when your psychiatrist has no more patience with you? A: They're gonna fill him up with evil spirits! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 8, 2020 Report Share Posted December 8, 2020 2 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said: A: They're gonna fill him up with evil spirits! Q: What do you mean, "He's gonna get repossessed"? A: The idea of Uranus as a Christmas tree ornament does hold a certain aesthetic appeal, I suppose. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted December 9, 2020 Report Share Posted December 9, 2020 5 hours ago, Pariah said: Q: What do you mean, "He's gonna get repossessed"? A: The idea of Uranus as a Christmas tree ornament does hold a certain aesthetic appeal, I suppose. Q: Why are you attempting to shrink the planet Uranus? A: We now have the super conjunction of doom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 9, 2020 Report Share Posted December 9, 2020 13 hours ago, Asperion said: A: We now have the super conjunction of doom. Q: Isn't the Latverian space program too ambitious this year? A: This cat has had 27 lives! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted December 10, 2020 Report Share Posted December 10, 2020 On 12/9/2020 at 8:34 AM, Michael Hopcroft said: Q: Isn't the Latverian space program too ambitious this year? A: This cat has had 27 lives! Q: We have attempted to kill this cat every day for three weeks. How many times do I have to kill him? A: We have discovered another mountain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted December 20, 2020 Report Share Posted December 20, 2020 Can someone make a question for this answer? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 20, 2020 Report Share Posted December 20, 2020 On 12/10/2020 at 2:32 PM, Asperion said: A: We have discovered another mountain. Q: So what did you find under your daughter's bed? A: It only takes 100 psi to assemble and paint, but 1500 psi to clean. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clnicholsusa Posted December 21, 2020 Report Share Posted December 21, 2020 5 hours ago, Cancer said: Q: So what did you find under your daughter's bed? A: It only takes 100 psi to assemble and paint, but 1500 psi to clean. Q: How many telekinetic slaves did you need for YOUR doomsday device? A: I said rinsable, making it reusable is just silly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 21, 2020 Report Share Posted December 21, 2020 15 minutes ago, clnicholsusa said: A: I said rinsable, making it reusable is just silly. Q: And just think, sir how much money we could save on ammunition with these puppies! A: This drink is wonderful! Never be tired again! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 21, 2020 Report Share Posted December 21, 2020 15 minutes ago, Michael Hopcroft said: A: This drink is wonderful! Never be tired again! Q: So what's your advertising teaser line for Socrates Brand Hemlock Soda (TM)? A: Just a bog standard bog monster, complete with a platoon of bog standard boggarian slave lackeys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 21, 2020 Report Share Posted December 21, 2020 1 hour ago, Cancer said: A: Just a bog standard bog monster, complete with a platoon of bog standard boggarian slave lackeys. Q: Look, I'm just not convinced that this bog is a good value at this price. Can you throw in anything to sweeten the deal? A: So, how does one get in? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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