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36 minutes ago, Michael Hopcroft said:

A: The first rule of Soylent Green is that we don't talk about Soylent Green.

 

Q:  Man, this is worse than Brussels sprouts!  What is this cr*p?

 

A: The wrong answers are Action Green, Village Green, Dallas Green, and Paris Green.

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4 hours ago, Pariah said:

 

Q: Now that you've earned your degree, you really must be digging the fame and the money!

 

A: This gruel is organic, low carb, cruelty-free, and vegan-friendly.

 

Q: What happened to everyone's favorite torture recipe with bonemeal and tendons and other human bits?

 

A: Now you can fly your friendly dragon. 

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2 hours ago, Cancer said:

A: The wrong answers are Action Green, Village Green, Dallas Green, and Paris Green.

 

Q: What color should we paint the Green Room when we renovate the theater?

 

 

56 minutes ago, Asperion said:

A: Now you can fly your friendly dragon. 

 

Q: If the friendly dragon and he angry dragon are the same price, may I please have the friendly dragon?

 

A: Strong as an ox...and twice as smelly.

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On 1/28/2021 at 6:02 PM, Michael Hopcroft said:

Q: Describe Juggernaut, who has been without a bath for nearly thirty years now.

 

A: Try to make each precious day one you'll always rue!

 

Q: What is giving you the jitters? Didn't everything go exactly the way that you wanted?

 

A: This is not the answer that you are seeking.

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5 hours ago, Asperion said:

A: This is not the answer that you are seeking.

 

Q: I've double-checked all the calculations quite thoroughly, and I am entirely confident that the answer is 43.

 

A: I confess, it looks a lot better than I had anticipated.

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On 1/30/2021 at 9:51 PM, Pariah said:

 

Q: I've double-checked all the calculations quite thoroughly, and I am entirely confident that the answer is 43.

 

A: I confess, it looks a lot better than I had anticipated.

 

Q: What do you think of this garbage pile that you just purchased?

 

A: The imaginaerum in a galaxy far, far away.

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22 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said:

Q: Reed Richards, Sue Storm, and Namor the Sub-Mariner are fighting again?

 

A: Apocalypses is coming from you, and no amount of waltzing and abusing of the servants will save you now!

 

Q: Darkseid has made a declaration. What are you going to do about it?

 

A: This Super Bowl party has all the flair of Kang.

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5 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said:

A: Two years later, people will still watch this game!

 

Q: Donald Trump is playing checkers against a trained chimpanzee? Do you really think anybody's going to want to watch that?

 

A: Lemons aren't usually available in red.

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On 2/7/2021 at 8:17 PM, Michael Hopcroft said:

Q: Peasant! Why are you gropwing, of all things, tomatoes? Don't you know they're poisonous? Speak, sirrah! Why!

 

A: Courtiers so lofty they could **** marble!

 

Q: This is a wonderful home design for your home! Where did everyone get this great marble work?

 

A: This is a party for everyone to die for.

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27 minutes ago, Michael Hopcroft said:

A: From my heart and from my hand -- why won't people understand my intentions?

 

Q: Where the frell did all this blood come from?!

 

A: There's just one book that you need to follow to the letter: the Federal tax code.

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