Michael Hopcroft Posted January 28, 2021 Report Share Posted January 28, 2021 1 hour ago, Pariah said: A: This gruel is organic, low carb, cruelty-free, and vegan-friendly. Q: Waiter! How do you evect me to eat this bowl of glue? A: The first rule of Soylent Green is that we don't talk about Soylent Green. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 28, 2021 Report Share Posted January 28, 2021 36 minutes ago, Michael Hopcroft said: A: The first rule of Soylent Green is that we don't talk about Soylent Green. Q: Man, this is worse than Brussels sprouts! What is this cr*p? A: The wrong answers are Action Green, Village Green, Dallas Green, and Paris Green. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted January 28, 2021 Report Share Posted January 28, 2021 4 hours ago, Pariah said: Q: Now that you've earned your degree, you really must be digging the fame and the money! A: This gruel is organic, low carb, cruelty-free, and vegan-friendly. Q: What happened to everyone's favorite torture recipe with bonemeal and tendons and other human bits? A: Now you can fly your friendly dragon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 28, 2021 Report Share Posted January 28, 2021 2 hours ago, Cancer said: A: The wrong answers are Action Green, Village Green, Dallas Green, and Paris Green. Q: What color should we paint the Green Room when we renovate the theater? 56 minutes ago, Asperion said: A: Now you can fly your friendly dragon. Q: If the friendly dragon and he angry dragon are the same price, may I please have the friendly dragon? A: Strong as an ox...and twice as smelly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 29, 2021 Report Share Posted January 29, 2021 5 hours ago, Pariah said: A: Strong as an ox...and twice as smelly. Q: Describe Juggernaut, who has been without a bath for nearly thirty years now. A: Try to make each precious day one you'll always rue! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted January 30, 2021 Report Share Posted January 30, 2021 On 1/28/2021 at 6:02 PM, Michael Hopcroft said: Q: Describe Juggernaut, who has been without a bath for nearly thirty years now. A: Try to make each precious day one you'll always rue! Q: What is giving you the jitters? Didn't everything go exactly the way that you wanted? A: This is not the answer that you are seeking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 31, 2021 Report Share Posted January 31, 2021 5 hours ago, Asperion said: A: This is not the answer that you are seeking. Q: I've double-checked all the calculations quite thoroughly, and I am entirely confident that the answer is 43. A: I confess, it looks a lot better than I had anticipated. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted February 4, 2021 Report Share Posted February 4, 2021 On 1/30/2021 at 9:51 PM, Pariah said: Q: I've double-checked all the calculations quite thoroughly, and I am entirely confident that the answer is 43. A: I confess, it looks a lot better than I had anticipated. Q: What do you think of this garbage pile that you just purchased? A: The imaginaerum in a galaxy far, far away. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted February 4, 2021 Report Share Posted February 4, 2021 14 hours ago, Asperion said: A: The imaginaerum in a galaxy far, far away. Q: You mean the Nightwish concert was a long time ago? Where was the venue? A: Oh man, I hate it when I'm right! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted February 4, 2021 Report Share Posted February 4, 2021 48 minutes ago, Michael Hopcroft said: A: Oh man, I hate it when I'm right! Q: I regret to inform you that you're living your life at 90° to reality. A: That's an example of a wrong triangle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted February 6, 2021 Report Share Posted February 6, 2021 On 2/4/2021 at 9:10 AM, Pariah said: A: That's an example of a wrong triangle. Q: Reed Richards, Sue Storm, and Namor the Sub-Mariner are fighting again? A: Apocalypses is coming from you, and no amount of waltzing and abusing of the servants will save you now! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted February 7, 2021 Report Share Posted February 7, 2021 22 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said: Q: Reed Richards, Sue Storm, and Namor the Sub-Mariner are fighting again? A: Apocalypses is coming from you, and no amount of waltzing and abusing of the servants will save you now! Q: Darkseid has made a declaration. What are you going to do about it? A: This Super Bowl party has all the flair of Kang. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted February 7, 2021 Report Share Posted February 7, 2021 56 minutes ago, Asperion said: A: This Super Bowl party has all the flair of Kang. Q: Spoiler warnings? This is a football game! A: Two years later, people will still watch this game! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted February 8, 2021 Report Share Posted February 8, 2021 5 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said: A: Two years later, people will still watch this game! Q: Donald Trump is playing checkers against a trained chimpanzee? Do you really think anybody's going to want to watch that? A: Lemons aren't usually available in red. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted February 8, 2021 Report Share Posted February 8, 2021 1 hour ago, Pariah said: A: Lemons aren't usually available in red. Q: What makes you so sure that Crimson Sun Citrus Farms is doing improper genetic modification of their bearing stock? A: Well, they are good throwin' fruit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted February 8, 2021 Report Share Posted February 8, 2021 47 minutes ago, Cancer said: A: Well, they are good throwin' fruit. Q: Peasant! Why are you gropwing, of all things, tomatoes? Don't you know they're poisonous? Speak, sirrah! Why! A: Courtiers so lofty they could **** marble! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted February 11, 2021 Report Share Posted February 11, 2021 On 2/7/2021 at 8:17 PM, Michael Hopcroft said: Q: Peasant! Why are you gropwing, of all things, tomatoes? Don't you know they're poisonous? Speak, sirrah! Why! A: Courtiers so lofty they could **** marble! Q: This is a wonderful home design for your home! Where did everyone get this great marble work? A: This is a party for everyone to die for. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted February 11, 2021 Report Share Posted February 11, 2021 3 minutes ago, Asperion said: A: This is a party for everyone to die for. Q: Why did you accept that invitation from Oingo Boingo? A: From my heart and from my hand -- why won't people understand my intentions? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted February 11, 2021 Report Share Posted February 11, 2021 27 minutes ago, Michael Hopcroft said: A: From my heart and from my hand -- why won't people understand my intentions? Q: Where the frell did all this blood come from?! A: There's just one book that you need to follow to the letter: the Federal tax code. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted February 11, 2021 Report Share Posted February 11, 2021 16 minutes ago, Pariah said: A: There's just one book that you need to follow to the letter: the Federal tax code. Q: Why do D&D rules-lawuyers make terrible accountants? A: No, Pinky, you can't cast Magic Missile. We are doing your taxes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted February 11, 2021 Report Share Posted February 11, 2021 Just now, Michael Hopcroft said: A: No, Pinky, you can't cast Magic Missile. We are doing your taxes. Q: NARF! Hey Brian, are you pondering what I'm pondering? A: Of course I'll help you. Here, give me a minute to grab my scalpel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted February 11, 2021 Report Share Posted February 11, 2021 1 hour ago, Pariah said: Q: NARF! Hey Brian, are you pondering what I'm pondering? A: Of course I'll help you. Here, give me a minute to grab my scalpel. Q: What did the Enrolled Agent say that made everyone look at him in that horrible manner? A: Your boom is unscheduled. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted February 12, 2021 Report Share Posted February 12, 2021 3 hours ago, Asperion said: A: Your boom is unscheduled. Q: HEY! When am I gonna get that last spar for my yacht? A: No one came for miles around. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted February 14, 2021 Report Share Posted February 14, 2021 On 2/11/2021 at 7:39 PM, Cancer said: Q: HEY! When am I gonna get that last spar for my yacht? A: No one came for miles around. Q: There was another Woodstock Concert? What was the result? A: Places that none discovered. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted February 14, 2021 Report Share Posted February 14, 2021 On 2/14/2021 at 9:40 AM, Asperion said: A: Places that none discovered. Q: What d9o you mean I can't book a trip to El Dorado? Don't they have an airport? A:Yeah, we kinda thought you might try something like this, so we tossed all your stuff into the reactor core. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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