Asperion Posted February 17, 2021 Report Share Posted February 17, 2021 On 2/14/2021 at 11:25 AM, Michael Hopcroft said: Q: What d9o you mean I can't book a trip to El Dorado? Don't they have an airport? A:Yeah, we kinda thought you might try something like this, so we tossed all your stuff into the reactor core. Q: Buzz Lightyear, why are you making this nasty rant? A: The slaad of our paths. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted February 24, 2021 Report Share Posted February 24, 2021 This answer is desiring some question, for your perusal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted February 25, 2021 Report Share Posted February 25, 2021 On 2/17/2021 at 12:49 PM, Asperion said: A: The slaad of our paths. Q: "Hot asphalt and gravel slaad"? What's up with that? A: You find the brain surgery slaad out behind Emerson Palmer Lake. Watch out for manticores. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted February 25, 2021 Report Share Posted February 25, 2021 9 hours ago, Cancer said: A: You find the brain surgery slaad out behind Emerson Palmer Lake. Watch out for manticores. Q: Where do I check in for my lobotomy? A: Seven virgins and a mule. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted February 25, 2021 Report Share Posted February 25, 2021 8 hours ago, Pariah said: Q: Where do I check in for my lobotomy? A: Seven virgins and a mule. Q: What was the price for getting into Themyscira? A: Use the Bacon, my young Padawan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted February 26, 2021 Report Share Posted February 26, 2021 18 minutes ago, Asperion said: A: Use the Bacon, my young Padawan. Q: What is your most important teaching, Master Fry Cook? A: If you do the research, you'll find "padawan" is ancient Glook for "unsuspecting rube". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted March 2, 2021 Report Share Posted March 2, 2021 On 2/25/2021 at 4:12 PM, Cancer said: A: If you do the research, you'll find "padawan" is ancient Glook for "unsuspecting rube". Q: So Darth is Sith for "A-Hole"? A: This technological terror you've devised is nothing compared to the power of Hostess Cup Cakes! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted March 4, 2021 Report Share Posted March 4, 2021 On 3/2/2021 at 2:37 PM, Michael Hopcroft said: A: This technological terror you've devised is nothing compared to the power of Hostess Cup Cakes! Q: Behold the power of ... Butterscotch bacon! Atomic-powered non-orientable butterscotch bacon! A: Then again, perhaps the horseradish and smoked cod apfelstrudel would be a better choice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted March 6, 2021 Report Share Posted March 6, 2021 On 3/3/2021 at 11:23 PM, Cancer said: Q: Behold the power of ... Butterscotch bacon! Atomic-powered non-orientable butterscotch bacon! A: Then again, perhaps the horseradish and smoked cod apfelstrudel would be a better choice. Q: With the quality of recipes you have been putting out lately, why would anyone want to try this latest concoction? A: You only think that you are a gamer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted March 7, 2021 Report Share Posted March 7, 2021 8 hours ago, Asperion said: A: You only think that you are a gamer. Q: Isn't it great that I couold bnring my TSR-80 tp the party? A" Dang! I sent you to bromng me Dr. Strange, not Dr. Doofenschmirtz! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haventhrow1 Posted March 7, 2021 Report Share Posted March 7, 2021 Question: I didn't see this covered in rulebook. A character tries to bring a flying villain to the ground using 40 Str TK. The villain had 50 str, but only 10" of flight. What do I do to determine the outcome? Also...can flight be used to add to str to lift things like tony stark did in the avengers movie? I have always said the max a character can fly with is his unpushed str. What do you guys do? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted March 7, 2021 Report Share Posted March 7, 2021 10 hours ago, Haventhrow1 said: Question: I didn't see this covered in rulebook. A character tries to bring a flying villain to the ground using 40 Str TK. The villain had 50 str, but only 10" of flight. What do I do to determine the outcome? Also...can flight be used to add to str to lift things like tony stark did in the avengers movie? I have always said the max a character can fly with is his unpushed str. What do you guys do? You have a good question, but I think this is the wrong place to ask it. If you go to Forums and look under Champions, there are folks there who could answer this question. This thread is actually just a game. 14 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said: A" Dang! I sent you to bromng me Dr. Strange, not Dr. Doofenschmirtz! Q: You told me to bring you a doctor, I brought you a doctor. What's the big deal? A: That which ought to have been done, and has remained undone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted March 7, 2021 Report Share Posted March 7, 2021 4 minutes ago, Pariah said: A: That which ought to have been done, and has remained undone. Q: And what's wrong with what I'm wearing to the high school dance, Dad? A: I just can't tell what's funny anymore. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted March 8, 2021 Report Share Posted March 8, 2021 23 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said: Q: And what's wrong with what I'm wearing to the high school dance, Dad? A: I just can't tell what's funny anymore. Q: So Bozo, why are you so grumpy? A: That is some interesting security you have. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted March 8, 2021 Report Share Posted March 8, 2021 1 hour ago, Asperion said: A: That is some interesting security you have. Q: Have you met my three-headed dog? A: The absence of presence fills the air. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted March 8, 2021 Report Share Posted March 8, 2021 4 hours ago, Pariah said: A: The absence of presence fills the air. Q: I have a package frim STAR Labs for The Inappropriate Man. Is he here? A: Once a Jet, always a Jet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted March 8, 2021 Report Share Posted March 8, 2021 1 hour ago, Michael Hopcroft said: Q: I have a package frim STAR Labs for The Inappropriate Man. Is he here? A: Once a Jet, always a Jet. Q: What is the biggest criticism that Jetfire always gets? A: Your truck is a monster. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted March 9, 2021 Report Share Posted March 9, 2021 2 hours ago, Asperion said: A: Your truck is a monster. Q: I can't find my gas cap. All I can see is a slot that says "Insert Cookies Here". What gives? A: Astronaut is a sometimes food. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted March 12, 2021 Report Share Posted March 12, 2021 On 3/8/2021 at 7:00 PM, Michael Hopcroft said: Q: I can't find my gas cap. All I can see is a slot that says "Insert Cookies Here". What gives? A: Astronaut is a sometimes food. Q: Why are the Kzin generally in a bad mood? A: This is Monty Python War. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted March 12, 2021 Report Share Posted March 12, 2021 34 minutes ago, Asperion said: A: This is Monty Python War. Q: "Silly English Knig-gts versus People's Front of Judea?" What sort of film is this? A: Spike wishes to register a protest against your campaign to exterminate the Goons. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted March 13, 2021 Report Share Posted March 13, 2021 21 hours ago, Cancer said: A: Spike wishes to register a protest against your campaign to exterminate the Goons. Q: What's the status of the Goon extermination program? A: Actually, a nickel is a very reasonable price. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted March 13, 2021 Report Share Posted March 13, 2021 8 minutes ago, Pariah said: A: Actually, a nickel is a very reasonable price. Q: How much will you charge me to mint this penny? A: I don't carry cash, because I left the CD at home. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted March 13, 2021 Report Share Posted March 13, 2021 5 minutes ago, Michael Hopcroft said: A: I don't carry cash, because I left the CD at home. Q: Put the disc in the player and let me hear "Ring of Fire". A: That answer is not just wrong, it is more wrong than any other answer I've ever seen to this question. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted March 14, 2021 Report Share Posted March 14, 2021 23 hours ago, Pariah said: A: That answer is not just wrong, it is more wrong than any other answer I've ever seen to this question. Q: Why did you give me an F double minus on my algebra final for saying "'Mary Had a Little Lamb' is an allegorical satirical commentary on Australian politics during the inter-war period and Hugo Gernsback's ambitions to summon Cthulhu and end the Universe"? A: You were asked to estimate the fundamental vibrational frequency of the Hubble tuning fork diagram for morphological classification of galaxies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted March 14, 2021 Report Share Posted March 14, 2021 1 hour ago, Cancer said: A: You were asked to estimate the fundamental vibrational frequency of the Hubble tuning fork diagram for morphological classification of galaxies. Q: I clearly stated that James Monroe was the fifth president of the United States, and that he instituted the Monroe Doctrine, which prevents European powers from interfering with the politics of the Americas. Why did I get the question wrong? A: Personally, I blame the Russians. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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