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On 4/11/2021 at 12:40 PM, Michael Hopcroft said:

Q: Should I tell them you don't frost ice cream?

 

A: Your wise men don't know how it feels to be thick as a brick.

 

Q: What is this new law  - everyone must carry a load of bricks with them?

 

A: The retcon went into the past. 

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3 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said:

A: One of these days they've got to believe Big Bird.

 

Q: Alright, who's the target of this latest doxing campaign of yours?

 

A: I, on the other hand, freely admit to being a conspiracy of thousands of intellectual deviants who take such great joy in biting the heads off of chocolate Easter bunnies that we'll bite the heads off of just about anything chocolate.  But we can't stand Peeps.  That's why our public handle is the Antipeepa.

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19 hours ago, Cancer said:

A: I, on the other hand, freely admit to being a conspiracy of thousands of intellectual deviants who take such great joy in biting the heads off of chocolate Easter bunnies that we'll bite the heads off of just about anything chocolate.  But we can't stand Peeps.  That's why our public handle is the Antipeepa.

 

Q: Okay, I get that you're a candy fetishist, but why are you scheduled for electroshock therapy?

 

A: And Jon Anderson on backing vocals. That's critical.

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On 4/21/2021 at 8:31 AM, Pariah said:

 

Q: Hedging your bets on the afterlife, are you?

 

A: I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating spoo.

 

Q: I heard that Poison Ivy is mad at you.  What did you do to make her so angry?

 

A: Mixture of Chaos and Entropy will bring that on.

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59 minutes ago, Asperion said:

A: Baby Yoda is the culprit. 

 

Q: Who stole the hearts of sci-fi nerds the world over, as well as giving mundanes a reason to watch Star Wars?

 

A: The Corps is Mother, the Corps is Father... or maybe just that weird Uncle no one ever wants to talk about.

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1 hour ago, Michael Hopcroft said:

A: At least the Shepherds gave us something practical.

 

Q: Yes, we need to send all of the Magi thank-you cards. Myrrh is expensive, you know.

 

A: It's huge, purple, and shaped like a pineapple. You can't miss it.

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