Cancer Posted March 14, 2021 Report Share Posted March 14, 2021 4 minutes ago, Pariah said: A: Personally, I blame the Russians. Q: The turkey pie is all gone! Who ate it all? A: The ambassador of Turkey objects. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted March 14, 2021 Report Share Posted March 14, 2021 1 hour ago, Cancer said: A: The ambassador of Turkey objects. Q: Sorry I served Turks for thanksgiving. It was an honest mistake. A: Sorry for offending you, but I had no idea your kind ever existed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted March 14, 2021 Report Share Posted March 14, 2021 27 minutes ago, Michael Hopcroft said: A: Sorry for offending you, but I had no idea your kind ever existed. Q: How dare you insult the fans of Aquaman! A: I'm not the only one with secrets, you know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted March 16, 2021 Report Share Posted March 16, 2021 On 3/14/2021 at 2:41 PM, Pariah said: Q: How dare you insult the fans of Aquaman! A: I'm not the only one with secrets, you know. Q:What did you say to Clark Kent that got him so angry at you? A: Whatever you do, don't use that lens cleaner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted March 26, 2021 Report Share Posted March 26, 2021 I would kindly like a question for your amusement. 😱 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted March 26, 2021 Report Share Posted March 26, 2021 On 3/16/2021 at 10:39 AM, Asperion said: A: Whatever you do, don't use that lens cleaner. Q: Hey, did you know that they sometimes make lens cleaner out of creosote? A: Secrets of astrology. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted March 26, 2021 Report Share Posted March 26, 2021 4 hours ago, Pariah said: A: Secrets of astrology. Q: Does the phrase "we are all cheats and liars gulling the clueless" ring a bell? A: I'm sorry, but that answer was not in the form of a cryptogram. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted April 11, 2021 Report Share Posted April 11, 2021 Anyone? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted April 11, 2021 Report Share Posted April 11, 2021 On 3/26/2021 at 1:29 PM, Michael Hopcroft said: A: I'm sorry, but that answer was not in the form of a cryptogram. Q: Is the proper response, "Bite me!"? A: Suck my frosting, said the impudent ice cream bar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted April 11, 2021 Report Share Posted April 11, 2021 19 minutes ago, Cancer said: A: Suck my frosting, said the impudent ice cream bar. Q: Should I tell them you don't frost ice cream? A: Your wise men don't know how it feels to be thick as a brick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted April 14, 2021 Report Share Posted April 14, 2021 On 4/11/2021 at 12:40 PM, Michael Hopcroft said: Q: Should I tell them you don't frost ice cream? A: Your wise men don't know how it feels to be thick as a brick. Q: What is this new law - everyone must carry a load of bricks with them? A: The retcon went into the past. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted April 14, 2021 Report Share Posted April 14, 2021 1 hour ago, Asperion said: A: The retcon went into the past. Q: Wait, you're gonna mess with the plot in your remake of Groundhog Day? How?? A: Ox, the Blue Babe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted April 14, 2021 Report Share Posted April 14, 2021 Q: Hubba hubba! Who's the Andorian in the two-piece swimsuit? A: Purple stars are not a thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted April 14, 2021 Report Share Posted April 14, 2021 3 hours ago, Pariah said: A: Purple stars are not a thing. Q: Why did Grimace fail to achieve true success in Hollywood? A: One of these days they've got to believe Big Bird. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted April 15, 2021 Report Share Posted April 15, 2021 3 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said: A: One of these days they've got to believe Big Bird. Q: Alright, who's the target of this latest doxing campaign of yours? A: I, on the other hand, freely admit to being a conspiracy of thousands of intellectual deviants who take such great joy in biting the heads off of chocolate Easter bunnies that we'll bite the heads off of just about anything chocolate. But we can't stand Peeps. That's why our public handle is the Antipeepa. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted April 15, 2021 Report Share Posted April 15, 2021 19 hours ago, Cancer said: A: I, on the other hand, freely admit to being a conspiracy of thousands of intellectual deviants who take such great joy in biting the heads off of chocolate Easter bunnies that we'll bite the heads off of just about anything chocolate. But we can't stand Peeps. That's why our public handle is the Antipeepa. Q: Okay, I get that you're a candy fetishist, but why are you scheduled for electroshock therapy? A: And Jon Anderson on backing vocals. That's critical. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted April 21, 2021 Report Share Posted April 21, 2021 On 4/15/2021 at 1:02 PM, Pariah said: A: And Jon Anderson on backing vocals. That's critical. Q: You say you're going to present your doctoral thesis in the form of a concept album? A: Thank God I'm an Atheist! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted April 21, 2021 Report Share Posted April 21, 2021 5 minutes ago, Michael Hopcroft said: A: Thank God I'm an Atheist! Q: Hedging your bets on the afterlife, are you? A: I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating spoo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted April 22, 2021 Report Share Posted April 22, 2021 On 4/21/2021 at 8:31 AM, Pariah said: Q: Hedging your bets on the afterlife, are you? A: I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating spoo. Q: I heard that Poison Ivy is mad at you. What did you do to make her so angry? A: Mixture of Chaos and Entropy will bring that on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted April 22, 2021 Report Share Posted April 22, 2021 3 minutes ago, Asperion said: A: Mixture of Chaos and Entropy will bring that on. Q: So, this place looks like you have small children in the house. A: The ascended spirit of Roy Orbison. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted April 22, 2021 Report Share Posted April 22, 2021 34 minutes ago, Pariah said: A: The ascended spirit of Roy Orbison. Q: Who's going to arrange the Sun Records Celebration? A: Che Guevara and Debussy to a Disco Beat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted April 24, 2021 Report Share Posted April 24, 2021 On 4/22/2021 at 11:19 AM, Michael Hopcroft said: Q: Who's going to arrange the Sun Records Celebration? A: Che Guevara and Debussy to a Disco Beat. Q: Why did everyone run away from the dance hall? A: Baby Yoda is the culprit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted April 24, 2021 Report Share Posted April 24, 2021 59 minutes ago, Asperion said: A: Baby Yoda is the culprit. Q: Who stole the hearts of sci-fi nerds the world over, as well as giving mundanes a reason to watch Star Wars? A: The Corps is Mother, the Corps is Father... or maybe just that weird Uncle no one ever wants to talk about. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted April 25, 2021 Report Share Posted April 25, 2021 10 hours ago, Pariah said: A: The Corps is Mother, the Corps is Father... or maybe just that weird Uncle no one ever wants to talk about. Q: How did you make the population explode that way, Sergent Myyrh? A: At least the Shepherds gave us something practical. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted April 25, 2021 Report Share Posted April 25, 2021 1 hour ago, Michael Hopcroft said: A: At least the Shepherds gave us something practical. Q: Yes, we need to send all of the Magi thank-you cards. Myrrh is expensive, you know. A: It's huge, purple, and shaped like a pineapple. You can't miss it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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