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1 hour ago, Michael Hopcroft said:

A:Letme put it this way: if the only choices are the Death of a Thousand cuts or seeing Cruella again, bring on the knives.

 

Q: So, we're talking about a movie that has a chain smoker who kills puppies as the protagonist? What could go wrong?

 

A: This is not the way. 

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2 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said:

A: You would probably be a moire effective and focused superhero if you had no powers!

 

Q: They call me Radioactive Incontinence Man!

 

A: Even Red, Red Wine won't fix this.

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4 minutes ago, Michael Hopcroft said:

A:  Whoever said "once you take that first step, there's no going back" had damn well better be wrong!

 

Q: Wait, explain to me again that part of the plan that involves crossing the event horizon of a black hole. 

 

A: Ain't nothin' you can do about it.

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22 hours ago, Pariah said:

 

Q: Wait, explain to me again that part of the plan that involves crossing the event horizon of a black hole. 

 

A: Ain't nothin' you can do about it.

 

Q: What did Galactus tell Norrin Radd when he came upon Zen-La?

 

A: The bones have all the answers. 

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On 6/19/2021 at 9:07 AM, Michael Hopcroft said:

A: Can we pare down author royalties a bit? I need the money to kill Superman.

 

Q: What do you need Amazon to do before you step down as CEO, Mr. Luthor Bezos?

 

A: Sorry, you're both bald.

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On 6/22/2021 at 12:37 AM, Michael Hopcroft said:

Q: Don't point that at ME! Can't you see I'm Jeff Bezos, and he's Lex Luthor?

 

A: Knowing is Half the Battle! But the rest gets nasty, bloody, painful, and malodorous enough that you might want to consider your career as a monster hunter.

 

Q: Conan,  why did you just toss your sword into Mount Doom?

 

A: You have been selected for the first interplanetary trip. How do you celebrate the day before?

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On 6/26/2021 at 7:15 AM, Asperion said:

A: You have been selected for the first interplanetary trip. How do you celebrate the day before?

Q: Are you sure about this "be alone for the rest of your very long life, with no human contact ever again" part of being an astronaut?

 

A: According to Google Translate, your name is a deadly, fighting-words insult in every language on Earth except Englisdh, and we're not so sure about English either.

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On 6/28/2021 at 10:10 PM, Michael Hopcroft said:

Q: Are you sure about this "be alone for the rest of your very long life, with no human contact ever again" part of being an astronaut?

 

A: According to Google Translate, your name is a deadly, fighting-words insult in every language on Earth except Englisdh, and we're not so sure about English either.

 

Q: What kind of name is Hogsmasher?

 

A: This is an interesting picture with those moving images. 

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On 7/4/2021 at 9:02 PM, Michael Hopcroft said:

Q: What is this "cinema" thing you keep trying to patent, Mr. Edison?

 

A: He was a young Soldier. She was so much bolder. He had no brains. Neither did she.

 

Q: Why did we mark this place as a "causality of war "?

 

A: Welcome to Babylon 4. This way for reception. 

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2 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said:

A: You'd make a horrible frog, Your Highness.

 

Q: And why would you say that I, Miss Piggy, would not make a superlative consort to King Kermit of the Amphibians?

 

A: Might make good bacon, though.

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7 hours ago, Cancer said:

 

Q: And why would you say that I, Miss Piggy, would not make a superlative consort to King Kermit of the Amphibians?

 

A: Might make good bacon, though.

 

Q: That's a terrible pig outside. It's always getting everywhere and into everything. Can anyone think of anything to do with it?

 

A: That sensation you get after witnessing millions of deaths will pass. 

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