Cancer Posted January 29, 2018 Report Share Posted January 29, 2018 Colleague: "Can I borrow a 6-sided die?" Me: "Sure. How many you want?" "Just one." "You want a 12-sider too?" "... No, I think I'll avoid the stigma." "Oh, come on! We're all geeks here!" Hermit 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted February 2, 2018 Report Share Posted February 2, 2018 "It's so quiet here. Where's the party at tonight?" "South shore of Kraken Mare on Titan. Tell 'em I sent ya. Make sure to bring your own air!" tkdguy and Pariah 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted February 2, 2018 Report Share Posted February 2, 2018 "... if you haven't seen Real Genius before, you're in for a treat!" Me, snarkily: "Please. I look in the mirror every morning." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted February 3, 2018 Report Share Posted February 3, 2018 "I always have a reason for everything I do, even if the reason makes sense only to me." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted February 4, 2018 Report Share Posted February 4, 2018 "Tomorrow morning's match is Pumas against Tigres ... so it'll be a catfight." "Yes, dear." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted February 4, 2018 Report Share Posted February 4, 2018 "Henry Ford, with all his money, never had a Cadillac." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted February 5, 2018 Report Share Posted February 5, 2018 I was typing up a post about something in my Champions campaign, but in "campaign" I initially mistyped "d" instead of "c", which would be pronounced "damn pain." Fitting, at times. tkdguy and Pariah 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted February 5, 2018 Report Share Posted February 5, 2018 4 hours ago, BoloOfEarth said: I was typing up a post about something in my Champions campaign, but in "campaign" I initially mistyped "d" instead of "c", which would be pronounced "damn pain." Fitting, at times. That phrase describes 90% of my life as a GM. And folks wonder why I started playing solo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted March 11, 2018 Report Share Posted March 11, 2018 "Let the broccoli be your guide." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Posted March 14, 2018 Author Report Share Posted March 14, 2018 On 2/17/2017 at 10:41 PM, Pariah said: "So, a dead mouse probably isn't recyclable, is it?" On the other hand, it is biodegradable Lucius Alexander The palindromedary says hanging out with me is degrading enough tkdguy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted March 19, 2018 Report Share Posted March 19, 2018 I told my kids that I'm probably on an NSA watch list because of the various Champions game-related Google searches I frequently do, and one daughter suggested I tell them I'm actually a secret agent. Me: Yeah, I could be Bond. James Bond. Daughter #2: No. Just no. (pause) Maybe James Municipal Bond. Hermit, IndianaJoe3 and Pariah 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted March 19, 2018 Report Share Posted March 19, 2018 Well, at least it wasn't Bail Bond. BoloOfEarth 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted March 19, 2018 Report Share Posted March 19, 2018 James Ionic Bond. Taken, not shared. Cancer 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clnicholsusa Posted March 20, 2018 Report Share Posted March 20, 2018 A strange screech emanates from the ceiling vent above my desk, my colleague says, "did you hear that?" I responded, automatically, "yeah, what was it telling you to do?" My struggle, now, is to figure out where that came from. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted March 22, 2018 Report Share Posted March 22, 2018 "I sent an email to myself and got the address wrong!" Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted April 11, 2018 Report Share Posted April 11, 2018 "Olive Garden puts cheese on everything. They put cheese on cheese!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Posted April 11, 2018 Author Report Share Posted April 11, 2018 On 3/20/2018 at 3:09 AM, clnicholsusa said: A strange screech emanates from the ceiling vent above my desk, my colleague says, "did you hear that?" I responded, automatically, "yeah, what was it telling you to do?" "It was just venting." Lucius Alexander The palindromedary is telling me stuff BoloOfEarth 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted April 11, 2018 Report Share Posted April 11, 2018 17 hours ago, tkdguy said: "Olive Garden puts cheese on everything. They put cheese on cheese!" This just makes me wish we had an Olive Garden. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted April 11, 2018 Report Share Posted April 11, 2018 9-year-old: "Dad, can we put the Ready Player One soundtrack on my iPod?" Me: "Sure, let me fire up iTunes. Oh look, it has 'We're Not Gonna Take It' on the album. That's a good song." (time elapses) 9-year-old: "Dad?" Me: "Yes?" 9-year-old: "You were right. It is a good song." Me: "Good boy." Christougher, bigbywolfe, Pariah and 1 other 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sentry0 Posted April 11, 2018 Report Share Posted April 11, 2018 "I'm off to wipe the server" Me today...talking to my colleagues about doing some maintenance on a temperamental server that seems to always drop the damn database when you so much as look at it sideways. Old Man 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IndianaJoe3 Posted April 12, 2018 Report Share Posted April 12, 2018 "He couldn't decide if he wanted to be Captain America or Captain Underpants, so he decided to be both." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted April 13, 2018 Report Share Posted April 13, 2018 American underpants? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xavier Onassiss Posted April 13, 2018 Report Share Posted April 13, 2018 I am, in fact, my own evil twin. Which simplifies everything. Cancer and tkdguy 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IndianaJoe3 Posted April 14, 2018 Report Share Posted April 14, 2018 On 4/12/2018 at 11:19 PM, tkdguy said: American underpants? Captain America underpants tkdguy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted April 19, 2018 Report Share Posted April 19, 2018 "What are you drawing?" "It's my dog's girlfriend." "Your dog has a girlfriend? He's doing much better than I am!" Old Man 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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