tkdguy Posted July 16, 2018 Report Share Posted July 16, 2018 "It's part corgi, part chihuahua. It's a corhuahua." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted July 18, 2018 Report Share Posted July 18, 2018 "Will Rogers, a man from whom words of wisdom seemed to flow like radiator fluid from my wife’s Jeep,..." Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted July 18, 2018 Report Share Posted July 18, 2018 "It's too hot for thermodynamics!" tkdguy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 18, 2018 Report Share Posted July 18, 2018 1 minute ago, L. Marcus said: "It's too hot for thermodynamics!" I've been there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 18, 2018 Report Share Posted July 18, 2018 "Do it to do it, not to have done it." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted August 1, 2018 Report Share Posted August 1, 2018 Me: "My fortune cookie is empty." Oldest boy: "That's really unfortunate." (I'm so proud.) Pariah, L. Marcus and Cancer 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted August 2, 2018 Report Share Posted August 2, 2018 "I couldn't handle wearing braces. I learned to love my overbite instead." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted August 6, 2018 Report Share Posted August 6, 2018 "If you're gonna draw that much attention to your car, at least wash it!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted August 7, 2018 Report Share Posted August 7, 2018 "The only thing required for neutrality to triumph is for good and evil men to do nothing." ~Teh Ebil Bunneh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted August 14, 2018 Report Share Posted August 14, 2018 Knowledge is is gained by learning from your mistakes. Wisdom is learning from the mistakes of others. tkdguy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted August 16, 2018 Report Share Posted August 16, 2018 Anyone who would steal tickets to an Amy Grant concert is going straight to Hell. Amorkca 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted August 18, 2018 Report Share Posted August 18, 2018 "... Then I realized that if you have no plot, you can't have plot holes ...." Tom Cowan and Pariah 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted August 18, 2018 Report Share Posted August 18, 2018 "Lightning protocol." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted August 21, 2018 Report Share Posted August 21, 2018 "Reports from the group doing geodetic monitoring reports that the rates of motion of the main part of the landslide has also stabilized at about 1.2 ft/week over the past 3-4 weeks." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted August 21, 2018 Report Share Posted August 21, 2018 Quote def OrderTheDamnThingsSensibly( D ) : Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted August 24, 2018 Report Share Posted August 24, 2018 Quote Tell someone you love them today, because life is short. But shout it at them in German, because life is also terrifying and confusing. tkdguy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IndianaJoe3 Posted August 25, 2018 Report Share Posted August 25, 2018 My boss is putting on a safety vest. He's having a bit of trouble. Boss: How does this look? Me: It's slimming. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted August 26, 2018 Report Share Posted August 26, 2018 I was running a d6 Fantasy game for two players. I played a third character. Me: What are your characters' names? Player 1: Bilbo! Player 2: Bob. Me: I guess I'll have to be Bubba. Cancer 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted August 28, 2018 Report Share Posted August 28, 2018 This is based on the assumption that I have no outside life and live at school. This is approximately true. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted August 28, 2018 Report Share Posted August 28, 2018 Quote 2.2. Jerk Search Just as the acceleration search is rooted in the approximation of constant acceleration via a linearly varying spin frequency, our jerk search approximates a constant jerk with linearly varying acceleration, or a quadratically varying spin frequency. (Source: a paper by Anderson and Ransom in the August 1 issue of Astrophysical Journal Letters.) Trying to think if I know any jerks for whom "constant" is a good descriptor. Not really, but I suppose you need to start simple and work your way up. Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted August 28, 2018 Report Share Posted August 28, 2018 1 hour ago, Cancer said: (Source: a paper by Anderson and Ransom in the August 1 issue of Astrophysical Journal Letters.) Trying to think if I know any jerks for whom "constant" is a good descriptor. Not really, but I suppose you need to start simple and work your way up. I know a couple of people who fit that description to a t. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted August 28, 2018 Report Share Posted August 28, 2018 I should have been clearer. I know people who are always jerks, but the magnitude of their jerkdom does vary, so from my observer-of-stars perspective I would not call them "constant". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IndianaJoe3 Posted August 29, 2018 Report Share Posted August 29, 2018 On 7/16/2018 at 2:35 PM, tkdguy said: "It's part corgi, part chihuahua. It's a corhuahua." Pronounced, "cor-hoo-ah-hoo-ah," right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Posted August 29, 2018 Author Report Share Posted August 29, 2018 “Among men, sex sometimes results in intimacy; among women, intimacy sometimes results in sex.” ― Barbara Cartland Lucius Alexander A tagline in a Lucius Alexander post always results in a palindromedary Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted August 29, 2018 Report Share Posted August 29, 2018 6 hours ago, IndianaJoe3 said: Pronounced, "cor-hoo-ah-hoo-ah," right? You can pronounce it any way you like. I heard it as "cor-wah-wah." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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