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{On-line chatter while watching an NFL game; this specific quote comes from fans of a team which just gave up a pick-6}

 

"Guess I'm gonna start throwing beer bottles earlier than I thought"

"Make sure they're empty.  Otherwise that's alcohol abuse."

"Duh!!!  I don't abuse beer that's just WRONG"

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That last quote was me, responding to someone telling me that two of my students had left lab saying that about me.  Having been around the two-pi-AU block a few dozen times, I felt obliged to translate the comment.

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"He has to go to the dentist. He chipped his tooth; he's in pain."

 

"What time is his appointment?"

 

"Two-thirty."

 

"Two-thirty?! Are you serious? He has a dentist appointment at TOOTH-HURTY?"

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20 hours ago, Cancer said:

I didn't ask for your opinion because I already know you are incapable of expressing approval.

 

Similarly: "I'm not so desperate for approval that I'm willing to do what would be necessary to gain yours."

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I suppose certain things are inevitable spam.

 

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From: "Cancer-2020" <cancer@madridgegroup.net>

Subject: Regarding Participation at Cancer Science-2020 Miami

 

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At the staff meeting, the center director reminded us to encourage our clients to review us on Google. I said, "We'll tell them to like, share, and subscribe." Everyone had a good laugh.

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