L. Marcus Posted June 9, 2020 Report Share Posted June 9, 2020 ... Buh-hut that moustache was an institution! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 24, 2020 Report Share Posted June 24, 2020 "What do we do with silly people?" "Slap them with a trout!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ternaugh Posted June 25, 2020 Report Share Posted June 25, 2020 On 6/9/2020 at 7:53 AM, L. Marcus said: ... Buh-hut that moustache was an institution! It's growing back, slowly. It's also coming in with a lot of grey, and the hair around the chin and neck is coming in white. Today's comment from my current co-worker was, "It's okay, you can always play Santa Claus for Christmas." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted June 25, 2020 Report Share Posted June 25, 2020 I am very familiar with the situation. My eyebrows look incongruous because they are still brown. And we wont' mention things that have already been described as TMI on these forums. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted July 3, 2020 Report Share Posted July 3, 2020 Quote {Name redacted}'s resilience and resourcefulness, as well as stability while striving toward a goal and capacity to work through adversity toward that goal, frankly approach being the stuff of legend. She arrived in the US at 17 to provide free labor for her aunt, in exchange for the aunt's sponsorship into the country and paying for her college education, which fell through when the aunt went bankrupt in the housing bubble that climaxed in 2008. She then worked 60 hours a week for two and a half years as a manicurist. Enlisting in the Navy to secure citizenship and gain access to veterans' college education benefits, she performed her duty moving aircraft on the flight deck of USS Nimitz by night and then worked in the ship's dental clinic by day (completing the three-year training for that in seven months). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted July 4, 2020 Report Share Posted July 4, 2020 Her heart is usually in the right place, even when her tongue isn't. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 4, 2020 Report Share Posted July 4, 2020 "No, you move." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted July 8, 2020 Report Share Posted July 8, 2020 3 * 37 = 111; 2 * 3 * 3 * 37 = 666. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted July 15, 2020 Report Share Posted July 15, 2020 "... the usual slime and tentacles." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted July 26, 2020 Report Share Posted July 26, 2020 Quote They found that the [Egyptian fruit bat] noises are not just random, as previously thought, reports <author>. They were able to classify 60 percent of the calls into four categories. One of the call types indicates the bats are arguing about food. Another indicates a dispute about their positions within the sleeping cluster. A third call is reserved for males making unwanted mating advances and the fourth happens when a bat argues with another bat sitting too close. Sounds like a school lunchroom. Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted August 1, 2020 Report Share Posted August 1, 2020 Do not type "spanker" into your search engine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted August 1, 2020 Report Share Posted August 1, 2020 I may forgive, but I never forget. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted August 2, 2020 Report Share Posted August 2, 2020 Daughter (who has her father's case of potty mouth, augmented by the generational slide toward vulgarity): I swear there's new babies all over this f---ing neighborhood. There's one across the street, there's one a block down north of us, there's one back over that way (southwest), there's another over there somewhere (waves generally south and east), I hear 'em all. Makes it hard to listen for cats when you call them in. Me: That actually is an appropriate use of that word. Christougher, Tom Cowan and Tjack 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted August 2, 2020 Report Share Posted August 2, 2020 22 hours ago, tkdguy said: I may forgive, but I never forget. "Forgive and remember." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted August 2, 2020 Report Share Posted August 2, 2020 3 hours ago, Pariah said: "Forgive and remember." Mostly I just remember. I may forgive, but that's rare. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted August 4, 2020 Report Share Posted August 4, 2020 "Will you wash your hands? You were in a cemetery." "I didn't touch any of the gravestones, you know!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted August 6, 2020 Report Share Posted August 6, 2020 Carl Friedrich Gauss never saw the ((game's)) RNG; if he had, he would have joined the Saxon army and thrown himself in front of a hussar somewhere outside of Ulm in 1805. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted August 7, 2020 Report Share Posted August 7, 2020 [from handwritten notes, gaming session of 26 June] ... the demon just showed up, so guano is hitting the air impeller Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted August 7, 2020 Report Share Posted August 7, 2020 “A lot of cheap seats in the arena are filled with people who never venture onto the floor. They just hurl mean-spirited criticisms and put-downs from a safe distance....Therefore, we need to be selective about the feedback we let into our lives. For me, if you’re not in the arena also getting your ass kicked, I’m not interested in your feedback.” ~ Brené Brown Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted August 16, 2020 Report Share Posted August 16, 2020 "I don't want my obituary to read, 'She died due to complications from COVID-19 and chlamydia'." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted August 30, 2020 Report Share Posted August 30, 2020 "Chocolate Milk is cm, like centimeters." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted August 30, 2020 Report Share Posted August 30, 2020 "Thirty minutes of begging is not foreplay." Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 1, 2020 Report Share Posted September 1, 2020 "The onion is the bass player of food: Nobody enjoys it solo, but you miss it if it's not there." Tom Cowan 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 8, 2020 Report Share Posted September 8, 2020 Quote Problem from the text, chapter 13, problem 53. Comment: This is a problem famous both in modern history and in physics: this is one key calculation needed for separating the two isotopes of uranium, one of which (235U, the rare naturally-occurring one) is fissile and therefore directly useful for nuclear reactors and nuclear weapons, while the other one (238U, the common isotope) is not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted September 9, 2020 Report Share Posted September 9, 2020 Seen in the LOTRO chat box: Melkor is the edgy teen. Tulkas is the WWE fan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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