Pariah Posted February 19, 2021 Report Share Posted February 19, 2021 "The pen is mightier than the sword. That is 100% gospel truth. But there are occasions where you have to use the sword first to get people's attention." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted February 19, 2021 Report Share Posted February 19, 2021 A closer look at the genealogy will reveal that the Eldar are an incestuous bunch! 😲 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted February 27, 2021 Report Share Posted February 27, 2021 I admit I use the I Ching (as a free-association tool rather than an oracle), because I believe in the power of randomness. Randomness is at least as rational in its operation as nearly all administrative entities, and it is far less malicious. Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted February 28, 2021 Report Share Posted February 28, 2021 "He was pursued by good fortune all his life, though it only caught up with him when he paused before a serious obstacle." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted March 1, 2021 Report Share Posted March 1, 2021 "In God we trust. All others must show their data." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted March 2, 2021 Report Share Posted March 2, 2021 "It's morally wrong to allow suckers to keep their money." -Canada Bill Jones' motto Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted March 4, 2021 Report Share Posted March 4, 2021 When I mess up the question, everyone gets points. tkdguy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted March 5, 2021 Report Share Posted March 5, 2021 "Don't shed tears for those already in the ground, until after you have brought vengeance to those who put them there. There will be time enough, then." ~ Kahlan Amnell, Stone of Tears Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted March 20, 2021 Report Share Posted March 20, 2021 Survey question: Will you ever be able to think about squid again in a way untainted by this assignment? Response: absolutely not. Thank you for invaded my subconscious. I now dream of squid and physics. (Talk about succeeding beyond one's wildest expectations!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted March 26, 2021 Report Share Posted March 26, 2021 "I didn't chase you across Europa and violate Britain's borders for your fashion sense." "That much is tragically obvious." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IndianaJoe3 Posted April 18, 2021 Report Share Posted April 18, 2021 An exchange between Aston Martin F1 driver Lance Stroll and his race engineer. Engineer: No start, no start. Stroll: The brakes are on fire. Engineer: Go one and no start, go one and no start. Stroll: The whole thing's on fire, Brad. Engineer: Drive quickly to put it out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted April 19, 2021 Report Share Posted April 19, 2021 "Why don't these --- ------ ------ ------- batteries work? They're in the box where the never-been-used ones are." *glower at batteries* "Expiration date: March 2004" Tjack 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted April 19, 2021 Report Share Posted April 19, 2021 "Emo artists only, please!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted April 21, 2021 Report Share Posted April 21, 2021 When I first taught this course, I was offended that there no attempt made to quantitatively describe convection. And an angry instructor is a vindictive instructor, who visits hitherto unimagined problems upon their innocent-for-this-situation students. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 9, 2021 Report Share Posted May 9, 2021 To my wife: "It's Mothers' Day, so you get the clean cup." Tjack 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted May 9, 2021 Report Share Posted May 9, 2021 She usually gets the dirty cup? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 9, 2021 Report Share Posted May 9, 2021 Often I have to hand-wash two cups, one for each of us. There was a clean one still in the cupboard this morning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 21, 2021 Report Share Posted May 21, 2021 "Robot Head of Vecna." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 27, 2021 Report Share Posted May 27, 2021 "There are three certain things in life: death, taxes, and rolling crap on a damage roll at an inopportune moment." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tjack Posted May 27, 2021 Report Share Posted May 27, 2021 1 hour ago, Pariah said: "There are three certain things in life: death, taxes, and rolling crap on a damage roll at an inopportune moment." Very good but I prefer “There are three certain things in life: death, taxes and the fact that the guy in charge of the government is an idiot.” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tombrown803 Posted May 27, 2021 Report Share Posted May 27, 2021 Wouldn't that make four thing certain in life? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 15, 2021 Report Share Posted June 15, 2021 "Computers never make mistakes; however, our programmer is currently in detox." Tom Cowan and Tjack 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted July 4, 2021 Report Share Posted July 4, 2021 "I'm not snooty; I'm just better than everyone else!" Tjack 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tjack Posted July 5, 2021 Report Share Posted July 5, 2021 On 5/27/2021 at 3:21 AM, Tjack said: Very good but I prefer “There are three certain things in life: death, taxes and the fact that the guy in charge of the government is an idiot.” Other than the fact tombrown803 pointed out, (That in fact, there are four things listed) I stand behind the statement. It was not intended as a shot at the last guy. (Though I do hate him with the passion of a thousand blazing suns) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 11, 2021 Report Share Posted July 11, 2021 “Now people are always asking me, What do you want people to say about you 100 years from now?' I always say I want them to say ‘Dang, don't she still look good for her age’.” ~Dolly Parton Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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