Bazza Posted March 24, 2023 Report Share Posted March 24, 2023 “Every record has been destroyed or falsified, every book rewritten, every picture has been repainted, every statue and street building has been renamed, every date has been altered. And the process is continuing day by day and minute by minute. History has stopped. Nothing exists except an endless present in which the Party is always right.” George Orwell Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted April 10, 2023 Report Share Posted April 10, 2023 "I'm sleepy." "You look more like Grumpy to me." "Whatever, Dopey!" Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted April 11, 2023 Report Share Posted April 11, 2023 tkdguy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted April 11, 2023 Report Share Posted April 11, 2023 My entire morning routine is annihilated by the misplacement of my coffee cup. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted April 20, 2023 Report Share Posted April 20, 2023 "So do you have senioritis?" "Let's just say that there is very little remaining in my bag of feces that I can hand out any more." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted April 21, 2023 Report Share Posted April 21, 2023 "Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors—and miss." ~Lazarus Long Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted April 24, 2023 Report Share Posted April 24, 2023 "If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man." ~ Mark Twain Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted April 27, 2023 Report Share Posted April 27, 2023 "Admit it, it was the LSD that got you off the tobacco wasn’t it?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted April 28, 2023 Report Share Posted April 28, 2023 "I tried everything to quit smoking. Hypnosis. Nicotine gum. Nicotine patches. That thing with needles... um, heroin..." Logan D. Hurricanes 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted April 28, 2023 Report Share Posted April 28, 2023 "There are two types of people — those who come into a room and say, 'Well, here I am!' and those who come in and say, 'Ah, there you are.'" ~ Frederick L. Collins Logan D. Hurricanes 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted April 28, 2023 Report Share Posted April 28, 2023 19 hours ago, BoloOfEarth said: "I tried everything to quit smoking. Hypnosis. Nicotine gum. Nicotine patches. That thing with needles... um, heroin..." "And I've tried everything. I tried the gum, I couldn't keep it lit. I tried the patches, they pulled the skin off my lips." BoloOfEarth, Tom Cowan and Duke Bushido 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted April 29, 2023 Report Share Posted April 29, 2023 22 hours ago, Pariah said: "And I've tried everything. I tried the gum, I couldn't keep it lit. I tried the patches, they pulled the skin off my lips." And it may be easy to roll those patches up, but do you know how hard it is to light them and get them to stay lit? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted April 30, 2023 Report Share Posted April 30, 2023 "My daughter's nickname is Penguin." "Well, as long as she's not eating raw fish or trying to kill Batman, I guess that's good." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted April 30, 2023 Report Share Posted April 30, 2023 "Having a big nose is no excuse for not wearing a mask. I mean, I still wear underwear...." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 1, 2023 Report Share Posted May 1, 2023 "Why does Superman's dog sound like Maui?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 3, 2023 Report Share Posted May 3, 2023 "She gonna eat monkey...." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 5, 2023 Report Share Posted May 5, 2023 "Learn the rules like a pro, so you can break them like an artist." ~ Pablo Picasso Logan D. Hurricanes 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted May 7, 2023 Report Share Posted May 7, 2023 "Let the flavors and textures play in your mouth." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 9, 2023 Report Share Posted May 9, 2023 "A lot of people hate the truth. Fortunately, the truth doesn't care." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted May 9, 2023 Report Share Posted May 9, 2023 "You never get the dignity back, but after awhile, you stop caring" Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted May 9, 2023 Report Share Posted May 9, 2023 1 hour ago, Hermit said: "You never get the dignity back, but after awhile, you stop caring" Hey, that could be my new marriage advice! Hermit 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 9, 2023 Report Share Posted May 9, 2023 "Master your instrument. Master your music. Then forget all that stuff and just play." ~ Charlie Parker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 9, 2023 Report Share Posted May 9, 2023 "So, Earth will lose its water, and turn into a lifeless volcanic hell just like Venus, and it cannot be prevented, because the luminosity of the Sun is inevitably increasing. But that will be a billion years or so in the future. A billion years is a long time. That is longer than multi-celled organisms have existed on Earth. Our species is only a million years old. So we have time." Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted May 12, 2023 Report Share Posted May 12, 2023 This wasn't uttered this week, but rather twelve years ago; but I must put it out there: "Canadians are all alike. I think it's their French heritage." --Bro D. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted May 12, 2023 Report Share Posted May 12, 2023 "Do you like Baby Yoda?" "Yes." "Do you like Baby Darth Maul?" "No." "Nobody likes Baby Darth Maul." "See? That's why he became a Sith; he was unloved." "Now you made us sad!" Cancer 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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