Drhoz Posted February 15, 2010 Report Share Posted February 15, 2010 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. My wife : "It didn't feel right leaving Cthulhu in a hot car all day" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hfergus Posted February 15, 2010 Report Share Posted February 15, 2010 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. My wife : "It didn't feel right leaving Cthulhu in a hot car all day" Well, that's responsible..... for the apocalypse! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drhoz Posted February 17, 2010 Report Share Posted February 17, 2010 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. Purrdence : We've been invited to [co-worker's] birthday party. 1920s theme. Me : *begins to grin, evilly* Purrdence : You can't go as Cthulhu Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocMan Posted February 17, 2010 Report Share Posted February 17, 2010 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. Purrdence : We've been invited to [co-worker's] birthday party. 1920s theme. Me : *begins to grin, evilly* Purrdence : You can't go as Cthulhu Wait a minute... Can you NOT go as Cthulhu? I mean, facial tentacles are kinda hard to hide... Doc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted February 17, 2010 Report Share Posted February 17, 2010 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. "Dad, your back hurts because you're really old. But I'm new, so I don't have those problems." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted February 18, 2010 Report Share Posted February 18, 2010 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. "I'd like a peanut butter and jelly sandwich, please." "With mustard and mayo?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drhoz Posted February 18, 2010 Report Share Posted February 18, 2010 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. Wait a minute... Can you NOT go as Cthulhu? I mean' date=' facial tentacles are kinda hard to hide...[/quote'] I might go as a Giant Albino Penguin instead Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drhoz Posted February 18, 2010 Report Share Posted February 18, 2010 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. Purrdence : We can't just have peas. Me : Why not? George Carlin does. Purrdence : And he's dead. Look where it got him - Resting In Peas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Hawk Posted February 18, 2010 Report Share Posted February 18, 2010 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. Providing data by phone... After givine person all my info (firstname, lastname, address, telephone #) Phone Person(PP): And your wife's first name? Me: (provides) PP: Last Name? Me: Same as mine. PP: Address? Me: Same as mine. PP: Telephone? Me: Same as mine. PP: So she lives with you? Me: (facepalm). To make it more fun, we went through this twice more for my two children living at home. Yes, they have the same last name, address, and phone number as I do, and they live with me. What a coincidence. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teh bunneh Posted February 18, 2010 Report Share Posted February 18, 2010 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. At last week's gaming con, I'm chatting casually with a friend of mine (a regular in my gaming group), when my teh sexeh gamer chixX0r friend bounces up and gives me a big hug. We chat and laugh and flirt for a minute, then she bounces off. My buddy: You KNOW her??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
matrix3 Posted February 18, 2010 Report Share Posted February 18, 2010 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. At last week's gaming con, I'm chatting casually with a friend of mine (a regular in my gaming group), when my teh sexeh gamer chixX0r friend bounces up and gives me a big hug. We chat and laugh and flirt for a minute, then she bounces off. My buddy: You KNOW her??? I don't know why he's so surprised...evil overlords are frequently surrounded by hawtness. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vurbal Posted February 18, 2010 Report Share Posted February 18, 2010 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. Talking to my kids about the family fun night we're going to at their middle school tonight: My Son: There will be a roaming band there too My Daughter: If you can catch them Me: They can't run that fast carrying band instruments Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapsedgamer Posted February 20, 2010 Report Share Posted February 20, 2010 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. My friend's daughter' date=' upon seeing her father's hot chocolate called it "Chocolate Cookie Tea."[/quote'] This child had a perfect understanding of the concept, but she did not know the correct word. She used examples from her own experience that described the phenomenon in a vivid, highly descriptive way that anyone could understand. I feel that she might be a little genius in the making. I have had instructors with multiple advanced degrees that could not communicate a concept as succinctly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapsedgamer Posted February 20, 2010 Report Share Posted February 20, 2010 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. My friend's daughter' date=' upon seeing her father's hot chocolate called it "Chocolate Cookie Tea."[/quote'] At last week's gaming con, I'm chatting casually with a friend of mine (a regular in my gaming group), when my teh sexeh gamer chixX0r friend bounces up and gives me a big hug. We chat and laugh and flirt for a minute, then she bounces off. My buddy: You KNOW her??? The actual question should be: Can I know her? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
matrix3 Posted February 23, 2010 Report Share Posted February 23, 2010 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. "Women are like underwear, they should be changed regularly or they become a pain in the a**." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nevenall Posted February 23, 2010 Report Share Posted February 23, 2010 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. This child had a perfect understanding of the concept' date=' but she did not know the correct word. She used examples from her own experience that described the phenomenon in a vivid, highly descriptive way that anyone could understand. I feel that she might be a little genius in the making. I have had instructors with multiple advanced degrees that could not communicate a concept as succinctly.[/quote'] Indeed. She's going to be a great GM some day, just like her daddy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Posted February 26, 2010 Author Report Share Posted February 26, 2010 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. Do you really need context? Me: There's still a certain amount of uncertainty Lucius Alexander Schrodinger's palindromedary Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted February 26, 2010 Report Share Posted February 26, 2010 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. I was helping a friend move many years ago, and his wife said, "I've told you upteen million and three times..." I turned to him and said, "At least she exaggerates *precisely*..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Escafarc Posted February 26, 2010 Report Share Posted February 26, 2010 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. Blurb from a comercial for Burn Notice: "If it looks too good to be true. Shoot it again and make sure." A Gamers Motto if ever I heard one;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
薔薇語 Posted February 26, 2010 Report Share Posted February 26, 2010 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. "Modern American Courtship rituals: The fine line between romance and felony stalking." La Rose. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karmakaze Posted February 26, 2010 Report Share Posted February 26, 2010 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. Housemate: I made you a veggie burger for lunch. What do you think? Me: Not bad. How did you make it? Housemate: With bacon! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted February 26, 2010 Report Share Posted February 26, 2010 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. your housemate can move in with me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SSgt Baloo Posted February 26, 2010 Report Share Posted February 26, 2010 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. Housemate: I made you a veggie burger for lunch. What do you think? Me: Not bad. How did you make it? Housemate: With bacon! Now that's my kind of veggieburger! Repped. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lemming Posted February 26, 2010 Report Share Posted February 26, 2010 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. Now that's my kind of veggieburger! Repped. I ordered a veggie burger at I think Chili's and was asked if I wanted bacon on it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hfergus Posted February 26, 2010 Report Share Posted February 26, 2010 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. Mmmm...! Veggie burger with bacon! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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