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Re: Quote of the Week From My Life.

 

"If I wasn't married, I'd give you a proper rogering."

"OK. What's a rogering?"

"...you've never heard that term?"

"No."

"I guess I'll have to show you, then." :eg:

"Great! Sounds like fun!" :bounce:

 

:thumbup:

 

Thanks again, bunneh, it was an informative evening.

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Context Best Left Alone:

 

"and while I won't compare that to Patton Oswalt's gay metal jokes; I like to think I handled it better...thereby equating making fun of 80's metal and the trials of having an autistic child, despite my earlier claim."

 

"So, I'm like an Osmond. Except I'm a little bit douchey rather than Rock and Roll."

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"If I wasn't married, I'd give you a proper rogering."

"OK. What's a rogering?"

"...you've never heard that term?"

"No."

"I guess I'll have to show you, then." :eg:

"Great! Sounds like fun!" :bounce:

 

:thumbup:

 

Damn you. Why is your life so much better than mine? I suppose you could teach me, but of course you would have to charge. Still, it might be worth it for banter like that.

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Geez, people take offense so easily. All I said was, "No, I don't own a truck, for two reasons. One: I seldom find myself needing to haul 2 tons of cargo through the trackless jungles of Borneo, so I don't need one for that. And two: My penis is already pretty big, so I don't need a mechanized surrogate."

 

:lol::snicker::eg:

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Damn you. Why is your life so much better than mine? I suppose you could teach me' date=' but of course you would have to charge. Still, it might be worth it for banter like that.[/quote']

 

I credit it entirely on the ability to be without any shame whatsoever. I'm not sure that's a skill I can teach. ;)

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Ah, the other shoe finally dropped. And her bloody foot's still in it.

 

Lucius Alexander

 

The palindromedary decides that some things are much better without context.

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"If I wasn't married, I'd give you a proper rogering."

"OK. What's a rogering?"

"...you've never heard that term?"

"No."

"I guess I'll have to show you, then." :eg:

"Great! Sounds like fun!" :bounce:

 

:thumbup:

 

I must spread rep around....

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It made me laugh "There are too many Greek gods for me to keep straight, since as a child I didn't have action figures as a learning tool." - Roger Ebert from his review of Clash of the Titans

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A friend and I are discussing elements of the campaign world he is working on, at the moment chewing over the fallen empire which is now faded in history...

 

"Well, look at the Greeks. They once ruled the world, now they can't balance a checkboook."

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A friend and I are discussing elements of the campaign world he is working on, at the moment chewing over the fallen empire which is now faded in history...

 

"Well, look at the Greeks. They once ruled the world, now they can't balance a checkboook."

 

Look at the Americans. Once they could balance a checkbook, now they rule the world.

 

Lucius Alexander

 

Look at the Palindromedary

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Look at the Americans. Once they could balance a checkbook, now they rule the world.

 

Lucius Alexander

 

Look at the Palindromedary

 

Funny ol' world, isn't it?

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Hey everyone! I've been incredibly silent for awhile. Sorry about that! So to make up for it, here's a bunch of quotes!

 

It's a good thing I don't know KungFu... I'd kick her in the face.

Ali 3/11/10

 

The hippies are in front of us! If they start smoking funny stuff I'm outta here.

Mom 3/11/10

 

Yoga: Helping American women get kinky since... uh... the early nineties?

Ali 3/12/10

 

Iloveamaninuniform! ... That was a drive by compliment.

Ali 3/17/10

 

"This water is gross."

"It's electrolytes! Boogey Oogey Oogey!"

Jamie and Ali 3/18/10

 

"You said 'I feel like a vibrating dragon when I drink that'!"

"No, I said 'fire-breathing'"

Ali and Candace 3/20/10

 

It's a f***ing spirograph of darkness.

Ali 3/22/10

 

"He starts to perspire."

"Expire?"

"Yeah."

"Ha! He sweats to death!"

Steve and Ali 3/22/10

 

"Looks like somebody's got a case of-"

"DON'T YOU SAY IT! DON'T YOU F***ING SAY IT!"

Boss and Ali 3/29/10

 

"Do you think you'd get a contact high from making out with Doug Benson?"

"I would be more than happy to find out."

Seth and Ali 3/30/10

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Who is this Ali? She seems like a blast to hang out with.

 

And...quoting one of my coworkers talking about another one of our coworkers:

 

"His s*** isn't even together adjacent."

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Yoga: Helping American women get kinky since... uh... the early nineties?

Ali 3/12/10

 

Try sixties

 

Lucius Alexander

 

the palindromedary remarks that it goes back farther, but that's when it became a household word.

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From an online 'discussion' with a wing-nut earlier this week:

 

"Life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness... it's right there in the damn constitution."

 

And me: :rofl:

 

I didn't have the heart to explain... sometimes they just make it toooo easy.

 

 

Don't look at me,

Xavier Onassiss

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