AmadanNaBriona Posted May 9, 2010 Report Share Posted May 9, 2010 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. While watching Flesh +Blood... "Y'know, I think performing surgery on yourself in the field is one of those things that makes a man, a Man." (and yes, I have) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Escafarc Posted May 12, 2010 Report Share Posted May 12, 2010 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. While watching [Classified: NEED TO KNOW] "I feel like that guy who lost all his hair and lost all his power." "Samson?" "Agassi." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Celt Posted May 12, 2010 Report Share Posted May 12, 2010 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. Picking up lumber to make picnic tables- "I'll go get the two by fours" "Can you find them?" "We're in a lumber yard. Two by fours are as common here as hydrogen in the universe." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Celt Posted May 13, 2010 Report Share Posted May 13, 2010 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. Exchange between my housemate and I as he leaves to go to work and I head to my work-from-home office. Me: Have fun storming the castle. Him: Have fun withstanding the siege. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Hawk Posted May 14, 2010 Report Share Posted May 14, 2010 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. Working the Census, talking to a field worker... "Please explain to me how a location can be uninhabitable, vacant, and occupied by three people all at the same time." "We hire the mentally handicapped, and they all work for our tech support." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted May 14, 2010 Report Share Posted May 14, 2010 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. "My stories are ten years old. That just shows you how boring my life is." "What are you complaining about? My life is so boring, all my stories are about other people!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teh bunneh Posted May 14, 2010 Report Share Posted May 14, 2010 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. WSJ Headline: Morgan Stanley is Probed Me: Wow. When you work in the pr0n industry, that means something entirely different. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted May 14, 2010 Report Share Posted May 14, 2010 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. Probably not as different as you imagine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
matrix3 Posted May 14, 2010 Report Share Posted May 14, 2010 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. Probably not as different as you imagine. Wait, I thought the banks were "probing" us... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted May 14, 2010 Report Share Posted May 14, 2010 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. MONEY SHOT! ...ok not as different but also not nearly as appealing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted May 14, 2010 Report Share Posted May 14, 2010 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. I was telling a friend of mine in IM chat about a rather stupid user I was dealing with on the phones... Friend: So how stupid of an idiot are we talking. Cd drawer/coffee holder stupid or porn crashed my computer and I want you to fix it stupid Me: I forgot my password and locked myself out of my laptop stupid - the password she used to get in earlier today stupid.. and STILL cannot remember stupid. The "If I were the CEO, this would be stupid enough to get you fired!" kind of stupid. The "How do you get dressed in the morning without strangling yourself with your clothes?" kind of stupid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xavier Onassiss Posted May 15, 2010 Report Share Posted May 15, 2010 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. One of my oh-so-very-conservative relatives, on racial profiling: "All I'm saying is, if it looks like a duck, and quacks like a duck...." I interrupted him: "Being a duck isn't a crime." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Escafarc Posted May 15, 2010 Report Share Posted May 15, 2010 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. One of my oh-so-very-conservative relatives, on racial profiling: "All I'm saying is, if it looks like a duck, and quacks like a duck...." I interrupted him: "Being a duck isn't a crime." It is if you're a Muscovy Duck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drhoz Posted May 17, 2010 Report Share Posted May 17, 2010 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. Purrdence : We're going up to the shops for stuff. Is there any stuff you want? Me : Not that I can think of, thanks. Purrdence : Alright, stuff you. Puzzling over a satellite dish - Me : Any geosynchronous satellites would be north of here. There's nothing in that direction for it to point at. Kyu_kage : It's been there for years Me : Then it's just for show - unless it's pointed at the invisible Dalek warfleet... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted May 18, 2010 Report Share Posted May 18, 2010 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. Y'know how places sometimes need your first and last name? Every single incident I have done that or been witnessing a family member do that, save for one person, they *can't spell our last name*. It's not complex; it's not 'very strange', it's not even *Long*. It's seven letters, arranged in a rational manner - And, if you change the 'f' to a 'p', most of the time, people can spell it. I'm baffled. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Celt Posted May 18, 2010 Report Share Posted May 18, 2010 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. Y'know how places sometimes need your first and last name? Every single incident I have done that or been witnessing a family member do that, save for one person, they *can't spell our last name*. It's not complex; it's not 'very strange', it's not even *Long*. It's seven letters, arranged in a rational manner - And, if you change the 'f' to a 'p', most of the time, people can spell it. I'm baffled. Your last name is Puckers? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted May 18, 2010 Report Share Posted May 18, 2010 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. Your last name is Puckers? *Slaps Celt upside the head* No. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigbywolfe Posted May 18, 2010 Report Share Posted May 18, 2010 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. Feterson? Faulson? Face? Faddock? Farker? Farson? Fatton? Fatterson? Fearson? Ferdue? ...wait, is the F (that could of been a P) even at the beginning of the name? I know it's bad Internet-etiquette to try to figure out someones real name, but this is just too fun! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted May 19, 2010 Report Share Posted May 19, 2010 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. ...O...k... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigbywolfe Posted May 19, 2010 Report Share Posted May 19, 2010 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. I think I officially just creeped out Narf:sneaky: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted May 19, 2010 Report Share Posted May 19, 2010 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. Nah, weirded out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Hawk Posted May 19, 2010 Report Share Posted May 19, 2010 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. Reading the reports at the office... "A comma, a comma, my kingdom for a comma!" "Talk about run on sentences." "Doesn't it need a period to be a sentence?" "A verb would be good idea, too." "I don't think duplex is hyphenated." Attempting to read the names on the forms... "Poor soul, he's got 16 letters and only 2 vowels." "You should have seen it before it got to America. In Soviet Union, they don't have vowels." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hfergus Posted May 19, 2010 Report Share Posted May 19, 2010 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. Slavic languages seem to have a vowel shortage. Perhaps some trade with the Hawaiian language is in order..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 20, 2010 Report Share Posted May 20, 2010 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. "Observing star clusters is better than sex. Because if the weather's good you can go all night, and learn stuff no one else knows." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Hawk Posted May 20, 2010 Report Share Posted May 20, 2010 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. "Dilbert isn't a comedy. It's a documentary." "This poor woman has twelve children, and she's pregnant again." "Has anyone told her what's causing that?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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