Drhoz Posted July 3, 2010 Report Share Posted July 3, 2010 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. Criticising the grammar of The Australian Sex Party's election flyer Gae-el Aukana's Player : 'total equal rights for all people who identify as gay, lesbian, bisexual, transexual, intersex AND queer'? There's not many people who are all six. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drhoz Posted July 18, 2010 Report Share Posted July 18, 2010 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. Waking Purrdence up Me : Up you get, we have to have a shower before we go out, so up you get. Purrdence : Are you talking in or out of character? Me : ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted July 22, 2010 Report Share Posted July 22, 2010 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. "The tension force can be toward or away from an object, right?" "Can you push with a rope?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
matrix3 Posted July 22, 2010 Report Share Posted July 22, 2010 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. Not from this week, but I was just reminded of two things my daughter said. First, she decided to rename her two plush pigs. One is now called Pete, and the other is Meat. Then, she told me that baby birds can't fly, so they wear balloons to help them while the mommy and daddy bird teaches them how to fly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted July 22, 2010 Report Share Posted July 22, 2010 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. From a friend "Sex is not like socks." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted July 22, 2010 Report Share Posted July 22, 2010 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. "My sister wants to kick your a$$." "I want to kick my a$$, too tell her to take a number." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Hawk Posted July 22, 2010 Report Share Posted July 22, 2010 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. Me and wife, talking about my Son in Law's job in the Army. Wife: So what's that thing he's in charge of? Me: Squad? Wife: No, the vehicle that's not really a tank. Me: APC. Armored Personel Carrier. Wife: What does it do? Me: Carries a dozen men and thier gear over all terrain. Wife: So, it's like a SUV for really bad neighborhoods. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xavier Onassiss Posted July 22, 2010 Report Share Posted July 22, 2010 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. File under 'breath-takingly naive'.... "What do you mean 'BP backed out of their contract'...how can they do that?" "They're a trillion dollar corporation and we work out of one building -- they can do whatever they want." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted July 24, 2010 Report Share Posted July 24, 2010 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. Part of my conversation with a student (I told the kids I'm a supervillain): Me: I'm a pretty generous guy. Student: But you have an evil side. Me: Yes, but I can still be generous. Student: I never heard of a bad guy being nice. Count Dooku was never nice. Me: And where is Count Dooku now? Student: He's dead. Me: Right! I'm smarter than that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted July 25, 2010 Report Share Posted July 25, 2010 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. "Mom, can I take a bath early? I want to be clean and shiny for when Daddy gets home." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drhoz Posted July 25, 2010 Report Share Posted July 25, 2010 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. Our cat Jiji continues to be a pain in the neck Purrdence : There's cat hair in my Kahlua! Purrdence : Don't eat the couch! Couches are not for eating! and Purrdence : Is that Carl Sagan again? Me : Yes Purrdence : Either that or Agent Smith I was listening to this - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p_naQhynOg0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IndianaJoe3 Posted July 25, 2010 Report Share Posted July 25, 2010 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. Before today's gaming session... Me: How much bandwidth does it take to download a god? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drhoz Posted August 1, 2010 Report Share Posted August 1, 2010 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. Anonymous Jess has plans for the day Jess : We've got guests comin' later...I need to source ingreds an' pumpkinate some soupage... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IndianaJoe3 Posted August 1, 2010 Report Share Posted August 1, 2010 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. Overheard in New York is full of these. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teh bunneh Posted August 2, 2010 Report Share Posted August 2, 2010 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. At last week's gaming con' date=' I'm chatting casually with a friend of mine (a regular in my gaming group), when my teh sexeh gamer chixX0r friend bounces up and gives me a big hug. We chat and laugh and flirt for a minute, then she bounces off.[/quote'] My teh sexeh gamer chixX0r friend comes over to visit... Me: BunnySue won't get home for about half an hour, so until then we can do one of two things. Her: What are our choices? Me: One: We can make out. Her: OK, what's our other choice? Me: Uh... actually, I hadn't come up with another choice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatinKitty Posted August 2, 2010 Report Share Posted August 2, 2010 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. Bad Bunny ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OddHat Posted August 2, 2010 Report Share Posted August 2, 2010 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. "You're like me. You're complex, and not all there." "Thanks." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted August 2, 2010 Report Share Posted August 2, 2010 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. From a friend "Sex is not like socks." Your friend has not seen what some people do with socks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teh bunneh Posted August 2, 2010 Report Share Posted August 2, 2010 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. Bad Bunny ! Who, me? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted August 2, 2010 Report Share Posted August 2, 2010 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. My teh sexeh gamer chixX0r friend comes over to visit... Me: BunnySue won't get home for about half an hour, so until then we can do one of two things. Her: What are our choices? Me: One: We can make out. Her: OK, what's our other choice? Me: Uh... actually, I hadn't come up with another choice. and yet she still wanted another choice.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Posted August 2, 2010 Author Report Share Posted August 2, 2010 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. Overheard in New York is full of these. I overheard that somewhere, but don't quote me on that. Lucius Alexander May I quote you on a palindromedary? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted August 2, 2010 Report Share Posted August 2, 2010 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. I overheard that somewhere, but don't quote me on that. Lucius Alexander May I quote you on a palindromedary? ...Two bits? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted August 2, 2010 Report Share Posted August 2, 2010 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. ...Two bits? One in each mouth? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted August 2, 2010 Report Share Posted August 2, 2010 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. One in each mouth? Yep. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted August 7, 2010 Report Share Posted August 7, 2010 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. Me, to the elderly gentleman who caused me to fly three meters: "Sir, you are aware that you were supposed to yield?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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