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Criticising the grammar of The Australian Sex Party's election flyer

 

Gae-el Aukana's Player
: 'total equal rights for all people who identify as gay, lesbian, bisexual, transexual, intersex AND queer'? There's not many people who are all six.

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Not from this week, but I was just reminded of two things my daughter said. First, she decided to rename her two plush pigs. One is now called Pete, and the other is Meat. Then, she told me that baby birds can't fly, so they wear balloons to help them while the mommy and daddy bird teaches them how to fly.

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Me and wife, talking about my Son in Law's job in the Army.

 

Wife: So what's that thing he's in charge of?

Me: Squad?

Wife: No, the vehicle that's not really a tank.

Me: APC. Armored Personel Carrier.

Wife: What does it do?

Me: Carries a dozen men and thier gear over all terrain.

Wife: So, it's like a SUV for really bad neighborhoods.

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Part of my conversation with a student (I told the kids I'm a supervillain):

Me: I'm a pretty generous guy.

Student: But you have an evil side.

Me: Yes, but I can still be generous.

Student: I never heard of a bad guy being nice. Count Dooku was never nice.

Me: And where is Count Dooku now?

Student: He's dead.

Me: Right! I'm smarter than that.

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Our cat Jiji continues to be a pain in the neck

Purrdence
: There's cat hair in my Kahlua!

 

Purrdence
: Don't eat the couch! Couches are not for eating!

and

Purrdence
: Is that Carl Sagan again?

Me
: Yes

Purrdence
: Either that or Agent Smith

I was listening to this -

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p_naQhynOg0

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At last week's gaming con' date=' I'm chatting casually with a friend of mine (a regular in my gaming group), when my teh sexeh gamer chixX0r friend bounces up and gives me a big hug. We chat and laugh and flirt for a minute, then she bounces off.[/quote']

 

My teh sexeh gamer chixX0r friend comes over to visit...

 

Me: BunnySue won't get home for about half an hour, so until then we can do one of two things.

Her: What are our choices?

Me: One: We can make out.

Her: OK, what's our other choice?

Me: Uh... actually, I hadn't come up with another choice. :winkgrin:

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My teh sexeh gamer chixX0r friend comes over to visit...

 

Me: BunnySue won't get home for about half an hour, so until then we can do one of two things.

Her: What are our choices?

Me: One: We can make out.

Her: OK, what's our other choice?

Me: Uh... actually, I hadn't come up with another choice. :winkgrin:

 

and yet she still wanted another choice....

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