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I had this quoted to me from a similar (collision, though it involved two autos rather than auto plus bicyclist) incident involving an elderly woman here:

 

"I don't know why he hit me, Officer; I never stop at that stop sign."

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I had this quoted to me from a similar (collision, though it involved two autos rather than auto plus bicyclist) incident involving an elderly woman here:

 

"I don't know why he hit me, Officer; I never stop at that stop sign."

...This is why there needs to be driving license retesting.

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I had this quoted to me from a similar (collision, though it involved two autos rather than auto plus bicyclist) incident involving an elderly woman here:

 

"I don't know why he hit me, Officer; I never stop at that stop sign."

 

That's right up there with, "Yeah, that's the lady whose purse I stole."

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I've been told about a local who got hit making a turn without signalling. When it went to court he said he'd been turning there for 50 years and never used his signal. The judge agreed.

 

Did he get hit with 50 years worth of fines?

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An oldie but a goodie that popped into my head today. It was a long drive home after a long trip. I was driving, my g/f was in the passenger seat, and a friend of mine and her daughter were in the back seat clowning around. I forget how the conversation lead to this, but...

 

Me: ... that was a curious phenomena.

Mother: A what?

Me: Phenomena

Mother & Daughter: Do do do do do!

GF: ::chuckles::

Me: Phenomena!

Mother & Daughter: Do do do do!

Me: Phenomena!

Mother & Daughter: Do do do do do!

Do do do!

Do do do do do do do do do do!

GF: ::now laughing::

Me: Phenomena

Mother & Daughter: Do do do do do!

Me: Phenomena!

Mother & Daughter: Do do do do!

Me: Phenomena!

Mother & Daughter: Do do do do do!

Do do do!

Do do do do do do do do do do!

 

This was almost a year ago, and to this day, I can no longer hear, say, or even think of the word "Phenomena" without hearing the "Mana mana" music.

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Me: Phenomena

Mother & Daughter: Do do do do do!

 

Anything that scans like mana mana gets followed by doot doo do do do 'round here.

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Eightfold_Path and I went to buy Droid phones yesterday. We're waiting for a sales rep and looking at the phones.

 

Me: 'These are the droids we're looking for.' I bet it won't be the first time they heard that joke.

8FP: Let's not subject them to it again then, okay?

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Eightfold_Path and I went to buy Droid phones yesterday. We're waiting for a sales rep and looking at the phones.

 

Me: 'These are the droids we're looking for.' I bet it won't be the first time they heard that joke.

8FP: Let's not subject them to it again then, okay?

 

They probably respond with "Your Jedi mind tricks don't work on me."

 

Lucius Alexander

 

Try a palindromedary mind trick

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I was at work eating lunch with a friend who also plays Champions. I asked him how to create a vehicle in Champions. He said that he never really tried to make one, but the book (5ERev) should talk me through it. When this exchange happened:

 

Me: 'So what kind of weapons would you put on a hero's car?'

 

Him: 'Oil Slick and Fog Screen coming out of the back of the car.'

 

Me: 'On a hero's car?!!' :nonp:

 

Him: (After thinking about it for a second) 'Oh, wait . . . "

 

We both a chuckle out of that. :lol:

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I was at work eating lunch with a friend who also plays Champions. I asked him how to create a vehicle in Champions. He said that he never really tried to make one, but the book (5ERev) should talk me through it. When this exchange happened:

 

Me: 'So what kind of weapons would you put on a hero's car?'

 

Him: 'Oil Slick and Fog Screen coming out of the back of the car.'

 

Me: 'On a hero's car?!!' :nonp:

 

Him: (After thinking about it for a second) 'Oh, wait . . . "

 

We both a chuckle out of that. :lol:

Batman has both, AFAIK.

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