BoloOfEarth Posted November 18, 2010 Report Share Posted November 18, 2010 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. I've been sick with a chest cold the last few days, and yesterday my daughter gave me her teddy bear, with a stuffed snake hanging from the bear's neck. Her: "Teddy and the Evil Mr. Bubbles will make you feel better." Me: "The Evil Mr. Bubbles?!" Her: "Well, he hasn't finished his doctorate yet. It's hard to write papers when you don't have any hands." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted November 19, 2010 Report Share Posted November 19, 2010 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. I've been sick with a chest cold the last few days, and yesterday my daughter gave me her teddy bear, with a stuffed snake hanging from the bear's neck. Her: "Teddy and the Evil Mr. Bubbles will make you feel better." Me: "The Evil Mr. Bubbles?!" Her: "Well, he hasn't finished his doctorate yet. It's hard to write papers when you don't have any hands." ...Let me be the first to welcome our new child overlady. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatinKitty Posted November 19, 2010 Report Share Posted November 19, 2010 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. Me to OddHat: "When I take off your pants I'll put them back on the dresser." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted November 19, 2010 Report Share Posted November 19, 2010 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. "Hopefully this [task] will get done before the Second Coming." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Posted November 20, 2010 Author Report Share Posted November 20, 2010 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. Me to OddHat: "When I take off your pants I'll put them back on the dresser." Now I know who wears the pants in that house. The dresser. Lucius Alexander The palindromedary notes that with the careless and sloppy way Lucius undresses sometimes, any piece of furniture might end up wearing the pants at the House of the Palindromedary Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted November 21, 2010 Report Share Posted November 21, 2010 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. At last night's AD&D 2nd Edition session (I was the DM): Me: The giant rats are dead. Player 1: Let's see what if they have any treasure. Player 2: I cut a rat open to see if there's anything in it. Me: You find a miniature Richard Gere. Later in the game, the party encounters a filthy, emaciated dwarf. Player 1: What's his alignment? Me: You wouldn't know that offhand. Player 2: I ask him what his alignment is. Me (speaking as the dwarf): Why, are you trying to pick me up? Player 1: You know, if you want to go down that road, we can do that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted November 21, 2010 Report Share Posted November 21, 2010 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. ... Was Richar Gere a-ROUSed? ^^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted November 21, 2010 Report Share Posted November 21, 2010 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. ... Was Richar Gere a-ROUSed? ^^ Another player (I was running for 5 players) asked that I not expound any further. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted November 21, 2010 Report Share Posted November 21, 2010 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. Going OOOALALALALACANTHEARYOU! is remarkably efficient. ^^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lemming Posted November 22, 2010 Report Share Posted November 22, 2010 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. tk would of gotten some rep if he was up for rotation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted November 22, 2010 Report Share Posted November 22, 2010 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. Wife: "Look! It's a full moon. Watch out everybody, Daddy might turn into a werewolf." Boy #1: "Really?" Me: "Yup. I get all hairy and grow claws and fangs." Boy #1: "Wow, Daddy might turn into a werewolf!" Boy #2: "Or a pig!" Me: "Well, that's not--" Boy #1: "Or a frog!" Boy #2: "Or a chicken!" Boy #1: "Or a goldfish!" Me: *sigh* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted November 22, 2010 Report Share Posted November 22, 2010 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. (A dear friend of mine told me about this little exchange...) Student Aid: And how would you like to pay for that? Student: Credit card. Student Aid: OK :: pause :: Student Aid: Well? Student: Well, what? Student Aid: Your card, please? Student: Oh! Right. Let me go get it... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted November 22, 2010 Report Share Posted November 22, 2010 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. Wife: "Look! It's a full moon. Watch out everybody, Daddy might turn into a werewolf." Boy #1: "Really?" Me: "Yup. I get all hairy and grow claws and fangs." Boy #1: "Wow, Daddy might turn into a werewolf!" Boy #2: "Or a pig!" Me: "Well, that's not--" Boy #1: "Or a frog!" Boy #2: "Or a chicken!" Boy #1: "Or a goldfish!" Me: *sigh* you'd be a frightening Were-goldfish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Posted November 23, 2010 Author Report Share Posted November 23, 2010 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. Student Aid: And how would you like to pay for that? .. In gratitude and goodwill! Lucius Alexander The palindromedary wonders if we've told the one about the coffee shop sign yet... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Posted November 23, 2010 Author Report Share Posted November 23, 2010 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. At last night's AD&D 2nd Edition session (I was the DM): Me: The giant rats are dead. Player 1: Let's see what if they have any treasure. Player 2: I cut a rat open to see if there's anything in it. Me: You find a miniature Richard Gere. Later in the game, the party encounters a filthy, emaciated dwarf. Player 1: What's his alignment? Me: You wouldn't know that offhand. Player 2: I ask him what his alignment is. Me (speaking as the dwarf): Why, are you trying to pick me up? Player 1: You know, if you want to go down that road, we can do that. Actually...wouldn't this go in the Quote of the Week from My Gaming Group thread? Lucius Alexander Quote of the week from my palindromedary Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted November 23, 2010 Report Share Posted November 23, 2010 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. I don't remember where that thread is, but I can always repost it there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Posted November 23, 2010 Author Report Share Posted November 23, 2010 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. I don't remember where that thread is' date=' but I can always repost it there.[/quote'] You'd think it would be in General Roleplaying, but for some reason they put it in Champions. Lucius Alexander Putting palindromedaries everywhere Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted November 23, 2010 Report Share Posted November 23, 2010 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. Wife: "Look! It's a full moon. Watch out everybody, Daddy might turn into a werewolf." Boy #1: "Really?" Me: "Yup. I get all hairy and grow claws and fangs." Boy #1: "Wow, Daddy might turn into a werewolf!" Boy #2: "Or a pig!" Me: "Well, that's not--" Boy #1: "Or a frog!" Boy #2: "Or a chicken!" Boy #1: "Or a goldfish!" Me: *sigh* No respect. ^^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted November 24, 2010 Report Share Posted November 24, 2010 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. Student: Why do you have vampire teeth? Me: You mean my canines? Everyone has them. Student: I thought you were a vampire. That's why I was scared last time. Me: I'm not a vampire.... I'm a werewolf. Student: NO YOU'RE NOT!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted November 24, 2010 Report Share Posted November 24, 2010 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. Student: Why do you have vampire teeth? Me: You mean my canines? Everyone has them. Student: I thought you were a vampire. That's why I was scared last time. Me: I'm not a vampire.... I'm a werewolf. Student: NO YOU'RE NOT!!! The rationality is strong in that one! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Hawk Posted November 24, 2010 Report Share Posted November 24, 2010 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. Overheard at work Female Coworker to Male Coworker: "Steve, you never share your beefstick with me. I mean your slim jim. You know what I mean!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted November 25, 2010 Report Share Posted November 25, 2010 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. Overheard at work Female Coworker to Male Coworker: "Steve, you never share your beefstick with me. I mean your slim jim. You know what I mean!" I think those two need to get a room. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teh bunneh Posted November 30, 2010 Report Share Posted November 30, 2010 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. Me: Training a sidekick is tough work. First, you have to beat all the sense out of them. Then, you have to beat sense back into them. It's exactly like training a dolphin. G: Me: It's really a labor of love, is what it is. G: ...You know, I can actually picture you trying to train a dolphin that way... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Celt Posted December 3, 2010 Report Share Posted December 3, 2010 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. Not from my life but from real life- Q. Russell Crowe's character in "The Next Three Days" couldn't really be a schlepp, because that's a verb of motion. But he could be a schlub, at least to start. Still, the movie lacks credibility because whoever heard of a schlub who turned into a mensch? (Jon Paul Henry) A. Now I feel like such a putz. (Roger Ebert) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Posted December 4, 2010 Author Report Share Posted December 4, 2010 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. From many years ago, no context really needed. Contemptible Jerk: Why don't you ever give a straight answer to a question? Lucius Alexander: Because it is impossible to give a straight answer to a crooked question. I have to straighten your questions out before I can answer them. Lucius Alexander The palindromedary remembers that guy... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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