Darbor Posted March 11, 2011 Report Share Posted March 11, 2011 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. I used to know someone who answered to "damn it." A friend of mine had a dog named "Damn you!" She would say, "Come here, damn you! Sit, damn you!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IndianaJoe3 Posted March 11, 2011 Report Share Posted March 11, 2011 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. A friend of mine had a dog named "Damn you!" She would say' date=' "Come here, damn you! Sit, damn you!"[/quote'] A friend of mine had a cat named Littleshit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted March 12, 2011 Report Share Posted March 12, 2011 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. Nephew (3 y o) to his mother: I've been in your tummy. Nephew's mom: Yes you have, honey. N: Did you swallow me, then? M: No, I didn't. N: But how did I get in there? M: When a mommy and a daddy love each other, a baby might start growing in the mommy's tummy. N: But how does the baby get in there? M: Your mom and dad hoped so much for a baby, and so you came along. N: Okay, fart bucket. I predict great things for this little boy. ^^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Obvious Posted March 17, 2011 Report Share Posted March 17, 2011 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. Just now, my wife was reading aloud an article debunking this business about the supermoon causing the earthquake et al in Japan. I explained to my son how the theory was supposed to work...how the moon at perigee is supposed to cause earthquakes due to increased gravity. His reply: "At least it wasn't a runaway planet hurtling between the Earth and moon, unleashing cosmic destruction." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teh bunneh Posted March 17, 2011 Report Share Posted March 17, 2011 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. Him: How's your brackets? Me: Well... the ladies have never complained. Him: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
matrix3 Posted March 18, 2011 Report Share Posted March 18, 2011 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. Just now' date=' my wife was reading aloud an article debunking this business about the supermoon causing the earthquake et al in Japan. I explained to my son how the theory was supposed to work...how the moon at perigee is supposed to cause earthquakes due to increased gravity. His reply: "At least it wasn't a runaway planet hurtling between the Earth and moon, unleashing cosmic destruction."[/quote'] You are obviously raising him right. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Posted March 18, 2011 Author Report Share Posted March 18, 2011 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. Him: How's your brackets? Me: Well... the ladies have never complained. Him: I gotta ask - in what context would someone ask "How's your brackets?" Lucius Alexander [The palindromedary tests its brackets] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Posted March 18, 2011 Author Report Share Posted March 18, 2011 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. Sometimes I feel as if I've been walking blindfolded in a minefield without realizing it. Lucius Alexander I'd never have made it this far without a palindromedary Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teh bunneh Posted March 18, 2011 Report Share Posted March 18, 2011 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. I gotta ask - in what context would someone ask "How's your brackets?" At the time he asked, I had no idea. Turns out, it has something to do with college basketball's March Madness. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted March 20, 2011 Report Share Posted March 20, 2011 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. Coworker and I were at a job fair today. Me: There were a lot of cute girls there. Coworker: I know! Was it a job fair or a meat market? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iuz the Evil Posted March 20, 2011 Report Share Posted March 20, 2011 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. "It's an iterative process" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted March 24, 2011 Report Share Posted March 24, 2011 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. "You're going to Rome this summer, so you should learn a little Italian. Repeat after me: Nel blu dipinto di blu." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted March 24, 2011 Report Share Posted March 24, 2011 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. "You're going to Rome this summer, so you should learn a little Italian. Repeat after me: Nel blu dipinto di blu." "In the blue painted blue"? Uh...So?,,,, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Celt Posted March 24, 2011 Report Share Posted March 24, 2011 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. "In the blue painted blue"? Uh...So?' date=',,,[/quote'] http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7kdL6_SQp-0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Posted March 25, 2011 Author Report Share Posted March 25, 2011 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. Steven Long: A perfect storm of nonsense Lucius Alexander a perfect tagline of palindromedaries Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karmakaze Posted March 25, 2011 Report Share Posted March 25, 2011 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. I gotta ask - in what context would someone ask "How's your brackets?" I got to greet somone "How's your spleen?" this morning... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted March 26, 2011 Report Share Posted March 26, 2011 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7kdL6_SQp-0 My student found this version first: Said student didn't care for it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted March 26, 2011 Report Share Posted March 26, 2011 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. Coworker: We're going to have to build an ark if this rain keeps up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted March 30, 2011 Report Share Posted March 30, 2011 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. "I like the way your arms don't touch your sides, even when they hang straight down!" Gee, thanks. ^^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted March 30, 2011 Report Share Posted March 30, 2011 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. Co-worker 1: I'm getting a tattoo this weekend? Co-worker 2: Where? Co-worker 1: Me: Um, I think he was asking where on your body you're getting it. Co-worker 2: Oh. In that case, I'm getting on my Utah. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigbywolfe Posted March 31, 2011 Report Share Posted March 31, 2011 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. Father: How are you doing for gas? Son: Fine for now. Father: Well what's that mean? Son: Well I'll need more eventually... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted March 31, 2011 Report Share Posted March 31, 2011 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. "Your mind is a scary place... I mean, who thinks like that, really??" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teh bunneh Posted April 8, 2011 Report Share Posted April 8, 2011 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. I'm at a software conference and I stop by the booth of one of our vendors. Me: We use your software. Her: Oh, great! How do you like it? Me: Well, I gotta be honest with you. It's a real pain in my ass. It's difficult to administer, the documentation is crap, and maintaining it takes up a substantial part of my day. Her: Oh good! Glad to hear it! Me: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted April 8, 2011 Report Share Posted April 8, 2011 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. I'm at a software conference and I stop by the booth of one of our vendors. Me: We use your software. Her: Oh, great! How do you like it? Me: Well, I gotta be honest with you. It's a real pain in my ass. It's difficult to administer, the documentation is crap, and maintaining it takes up a substantial part of my day. Her: Oh good! Glad to hear it! Me: Probably an automatic response while her brain processed what you actually said. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Obvious Posted April 9, 2011 Report Share Posted April 9, 2011 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. I'm at a software conference and I stop by the booth of one of our vendors. Me: We use your software. Her: Oh, great! How do you like it? Me: Well, I gotta be honest with you. It's a real pain in my ass. It's difficult to administer, the documentation is crap, and maintaining it takes up a substantial part of my day. Her: Oh good! Glad to hear it! Me: Admit it. Her plan is way more evil than any you've come up with. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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