Shadow Hawk Posted June 6, 2011 Report Share Posted June 6, 2011 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. Due to my worries about my children repeating me because I cursed like a sailor (how did that happen?), I substituted words. I was so successful, when my infant daughter started cursing it was in Spanish*, and totally not my fault. However, she did say some odd things when angry, much to the confusion of people**. *She's from Venezuala. **Klingon is a great language for cursing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted June 6, 2011 Report Share Posted June 6, 2011 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. Me-Folks on the boards are actually editing out their own profanity lately. $$$$ Yeah! I'm so proud I could #### a brick! Friend- Irony has a restraining order on you, doesn't it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Posted June 6, 2011 Author Report Share Posted June 6, 2011 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. Back when we DID have a censor program here, I suggested that the "I" word (the one referencing the property of being immune to most physical and energy attacks, including ones such as Drains and No Normal Defense attacks) should be on the forbidden list along with ____, ____, and ____ - I used two profanities and an obscenity. I was counting on the censor to filter them out. It caught only the obscenity. I then posted again, asking "____ and ____ aren't on the censored list?" Lucius Alexander The palindromedary observed "obviously not." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted June 7, 2011 Report Share Posted June 7, 2011 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. Why can't you be cool like the other dads!?! I wonder that myself sometimes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted June 7, 2011 Report Share Posted June 7, 2011 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. Friend on FB: "Osteoporosis and sexual intercourse on kitchen tables don't mix!" Comment #1: Agreed...at the same time is even worse! Comment #2: I'm afraid to ask how you know this... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted June 7, 2011 Report Share Posted June 7, 2011 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. "Life's a b**ch ... and she had puppies." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Celt Posted June 8, 2011 Report Share Posted June 8, 2011 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. 8FP The Wii U: I can't decide if it's the world's most crummy tablet PC or the world's most AWESOME Etch-a-Sketch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Celt Posted June 14, 2011 Report Share Posted June 14, 2011 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. Me: There are no stupid questions. There are just stupid people asking questions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burrito Boy Posted June 17, 2011 Report Share Posted June 17, 2011 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. My mom recently got me a mug that has a wizard holding a baby dragon in his hand and the words Scarborough Fair on it. She brought the mug into my room after washing it and we started talking about it. It was a normal conversation until she said, "When you find a gaming group, you can pull it out and be the envy of the other wizards." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted June 17, 2011 Report Share Posted June 17, 2011 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. "It looks like your brain is peeking out." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted June 17, 2011 Report Share Posted June 17, 2011 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. "That's not a sink! That's not a sink!!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
matrix3 Posted June 18, 2011 Report Share Posted June 18, 2011 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. "That's not a sink! That's not a sink!!" And was that directed at a child, perhaps? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted June 18, 2011 Report Share Posted June 18, 2011 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. It was. We were in the bathroom on the Bremerton ferry at the time. Cancer 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted June 18, 2011 Report Share Posted June 18, 2011 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. "The buffet would be a lot better if it had bacon and sausage." "We're at a bar mitzvah." "Yes, you'd think the temple could have gotten the caterers to bring some meat." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted June 18, 2011 Report Share Posted June 18, 2011 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. "The buffet would be a lot better if it had bacon and sausage." "We're at a bar mitzvah." "Yes, you'd think the temple could have gotten the caterers to bring some meat." Well, they could just be ignorant. That's fixable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Celt Posted June 19, 2011 Report Share Posted June 19, 2011 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. Me (reading a bumper sticker): Save a cow. Eat a vegetarian 8FP: Cows are vegetarians. Me: Twofer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted June 19, 2011 Report Share Posted June 19, 2011 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. What does 8FP stand for? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Celt Posted June 19, 2011 Report Share Posted June 19, 2011 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. What does 8FP stand for? Eightfold_Path, my wife. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted June 19, 2011 Report Share Posted June 19, 2011 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. I see. Thanks. Edit: It has been been a while since she last posted. How is she? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Posted June 22, 2011 Author Report Share Posted June 22, 2011 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. The People's Republic of Unselfconscious Irony Lucius Alexander The Palindromedary Republic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted June 22, 2011 Report Share Posted June 22, 2011 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. The People's Republic of Unselfconscious Irony Lucius Alexander The Palindromedary Republic I love it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SSgt Baloo Posted June 23, 2011 Report Share Posted June 23, 2011 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. My nephew asked me if I have upstairs neighbors. I told him "I don't know. If I do, they're either remodeling or they have an active sex life." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Houston GM Posted June 23, 2011 Report Share Posted June 23, 2011 Maybe it's an IQ test The breakroom TV was showing Fox News. Conservative Talking Head: Instead of spending billions of dollars to chase these illegals throught the desert, they should spend some of that money to build a fence, a wall, and another fence. Me: (To coworker) That will stop every illegal immigrant who can't figure out how to use a wirecutter and a ladder. Are they trying to keep illegal immigrants out, or just the ones with IQs under 50? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Hawk Posted June 23, 2011 Report Share Posted June 23, 2011 Re: Maybe it's an IQ test The breakroom TV was showing Fox News. Conservative Talking Head: Instead of spending billions of dollars to chase these illegals throught the desert, they should spend some of that money to build a fence, a wall, and another fence. Me: (To coworker) That will stop every illegal immigrant who can't figure out how to use a wirecutter and a ladder. Are they trying to keep illegal immigrants out, or just the ones with IQs under 50? (Me, in similar circumstances) "Don't forget the minefields, barbed wire, and triggerhappy guards. Look how successful East Germany was in keeping people in!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Posted June 23, 2011 Author Report Share Posted June 23, 2011 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. Breaking sports news: The East German Olympic pole vault champion has just become the West German Olympic pole vault champion Lucius Alexander The palindromedary considers that old news Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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