BoloOfEarth Posted November 12, 2011 Report Share Posted November 12, 2011 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. I'm only enough to be her dad' date=' put in a good word for me.[/quote'] Plus... you'd have to be wearing pants to keep it in... Just kidding. I'm rooting for you, Chad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Posted November 14, 2011 Author Report Share Posted November 14, 2011 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. I can't give a straight answer to a crooked question. Lucius Alexander The palindromedary explains that we have to stop and straighten out the question first. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John T Posted November 15, 2011 Report Share Posted November 15, 2011 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. I miss my life. Can I have it back, please?.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Posted November 15, 2011 Author Report Share Posted November 15, 2011 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. I miss my life. Can I have it back' date=' please?..[/quote'] I don't think I've seen mine in five years.... Lucius Alexander But I've got a palindromedary, so who else's life could this be? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted November 15, 2011 Report Share Posted November 15, 2011 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. I don't think I've seen mine in five years.... Lucius Alexander But I've got a palindromedary, so who else's life could this be? ...John Malkovich's? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Folded Posted November 25, 2011 Report Share Posted November 25, 2011 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. From my sister: "My butter's too tall!" "Who unplugged my cat?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted November 26, 2011 Report Share Posted November 26, 2011 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. "We won Thanksgiving!" -- one of my sisters, who cooked the Thanksgiving meal. This one involved my other sister, who was going to take some food home. Sister: Can I borrow a Tupperware? Me: I'll give you the one I used when the bathroom was leaking. Sister: You can't come to my house anymore. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted November 26, 2011 Report Share Posted November 26, 2011 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. "Dad, you're my superhero." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted November 26, 2011 Report Share Posted November 26, 2011 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. Yay! Superdad! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigbywolfe Posted November 26, 2011 Report Share Posted November 26, 2011 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. My cousin-in-law Ryan was driving with his six year old daughter when he missed his exit. Jesse: Daddy, why are you cursing? Ryan: I'm not cursing, I said "crap". Jesse: Daddy, why are you crapping? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Posted November 26, 2011 Author Report Share Posted November 26, 2011 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. Me: The interstate highway system is a safe, swift, and efficient way to go from where you are to someplace you had no intention of being. Lucius Alexander Riding a palindromedary down the information highway Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teh bunneh Posted November 28, 2011 Report Share Posted November 28, 2011 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. "You're sexy, you're a nurse, you like gaming, you love sci-fi and horror... Girl, you are pure, Grade-A nerdnip!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Hawk Posted November 28, 2011 Report Share Posted November 28, 2011 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. Someone at work looked at me and asked... "Have you seen Mr. Shadow Hawk today?" My answer... "Not since I looked at a mirror." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted November 28, 2011 Report Share Posted November 28, 2011 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. Surgeon: "I just wanna rip that thing outta there. But we can't have that. It'd be crazy, and we can't have that." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted November 28, 2011 Report Share Posted November 28, 2011 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. "You're sexy' date=' you're a nurse, you like gaming, you love sci-fi and horror... Girl, you are pure, Grade-A nerdnip!"[/quote'] I think you're making it up. We require pics and an address / phone number. Um, for independent verification. Yeah, that's it, independent verification. Repped for the "nerdnip." If she's a catgirl, too, would that make her catnerdnip or nerdcatnip? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teh bunneh Posted November 28, 2011 Report Share Posted November 28, 2011 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. I think you're making it up. We require pics and an address / phone number. Um' date=' for independent verification. Yeah, that's it, independent verification. [/quote'] She's not a catgirl, unfortunately. But she does exist. Are you on my Facebook friends list? She's the "Alyson" who's always ribbing me there. And pics do, indeed, exist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted November 28, 2011 Report Share Posted November 28, 2011 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. Are you on my Facebook friends list? I heard that Homeland Security uses your friends list as their short-form watch list. Just kidding. I'll have to send a friend request one of these days. (I'm not a big Facebook user, only get on there maybe once a week, if that.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drhoz Posted November 29, 2011 Report Share Posted November 29, 2011 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. Had to go to Sydney the weekend before last, for my Grandmother's funeral. It was a long time coming, and we've all handled it pretty well. Predictably, my brothers and I indulged in almost non-stop trades of playful insults before and after, although my 15-yr-old niece did get in a few zingers. Going through the old photo albums was a good hook for many of them. Me to nephew : Did you know your Dad used to be in a Dr Seuss book? Brother : I was? Me : Yes, The Prat in the Hat. Niece : Dad was crying in there Brother : No I wasn't - I had a bug in my eye and was trying to wash it out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arkham Posted November 29, 2011 Report Share Posted November 29, 2011 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. After my nearly 7 year-old daughter expressed frustration at having an older brother and wishing she had a twin sister... Me: "It's a little too late to have a twin." Megan: "Unless we make a robot!" She is developing her supervillainous mindset well... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teh bunneh Posted November 30, 2011 Report Share Posted November 30, 2011 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. Her: I donated blood today. Me: Me too! ...of course, none of the blood I donated was originally mine... Her: You know, we need to have a talk about your murderous rampages. Me: Uh oh. Not murderous enough, or not rampage-y enough? Her: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted November 30, 2011 Report Share Posted November 30, 2011 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. Silly rabbit. Having blood (of your victims) available to donate = evidence that could be used against you. Besides which, it didn't make the news out here, so it definately wasn't rampage-y enough. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John T Posted December 1, 2011 Report Share Posted December 1, 2011 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. Personally, I'd have pointed out that "human sacrifice" is not universally synonymous with "blood donation". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted December 1, 2011 Report Share Posted December 1, 2011 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. "Dad, we should hit strangers." "What? Hit strangers?" "Yes, we should hit them." "Why?" "Because strangers are bad. The teacher says we're not supposed to talk to them. So we should hit them to make them go away." "...Okay. I think you got the gist there, which is good, but we need to work on the details." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted December 1, 2011 Report Share Posted December 1, 2011 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. I grew a goatee over the Thanksgiving weekend, and a few students noticed it. Especially one young girl. Student: Carlos, you grew a beard! Me: I'm not really Carlos. I'm actually his evil twin. When the real Carlos comes back, you'll see he's clean-shaven. Student (after staring at me incredulously for a couple of seconds): YOU'RE LYING! Me: Of course, I'm lying; I'm evil! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted December 1, 2011 Report Share Posted December 1, 2011 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. No fooling that one. ^^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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