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"We won Thanksgiving!" -- one of my sisters, who cooked the Thanksgiving meal.

 

This one involved my other sister, who was going to take some food home.

 

Sister: Can I borrow a Tupperware?

 

Me: I'll give you the one I used when the bathroom was leaking. :winkgrin:

 

Sister: You can't come to my house anymore.

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"You're sexy' date=' you're a nurse, you like gaming, you love sci-fi and horror... Girl, you are pure, Grade-A nerdnip!"[/quote']

 

I think you're making it up. We require pics and an address / phone number. Um, for independent verification. Yeah, that's it, independent verification. :winkgrin:

 

Repped for the "nerdnip." If she's a catgirl, too, would that make her catnerdnip or nerdcatnip?

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I think you're making it up. We require pics and an address / phone number. Um' date=' for independent verification. Yeah, that's it, independent verification. :winkgrin:[/quote']

 

She's not a catgirl, unfortunately. But she does exist. Are you on my Facebook friends list? She's the "Alyson" who's always ribbing me there. And pics do, indeed, exist. :eg:

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Had to go to Sydney the weekend before last, for my Grandmother's funeral. It was a long time coming, and we've all handled it pretty well. Predictably, my brothers and I indulged in almost non-stop trades of playful insults before and after, although my 15-yr-old niece did get in a few zingers.

 

Going through the old photo albums was a good hook for many of them.

 

Me to nephew : Did you know your Dad used to be in a Dr Seuss book?

Brother : I was?

Me : Yes, The Prat in the Hat.

 

Niece : Dad was crying in there

Brother : No I wasn't - I had a bug in my eye and was trying to wash it out.

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After my nearly 7 year-old daughter expressed frustration at having an older brother and wishing she had a twin sister...

Me: "It's a little too late to have a twin."

Megan: "Unless we make a robot!"

 

She is developing her supervillainous mindset well...

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"Dad, we should hit strangers."

 

"What? Hit strangers?"

 

"Yes, we should hit them."

 

"Why?"

 

"Because strangers are bad. The teacher says we're not supposed to talk to them. So we should hit them to make them go away."

 

"...Okay. I think you got the gist there, which is good, but we need to work on the details."

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I grew a goatee over the Thanksgiving weekend, and a few students noticed it. Especially one young girl.

 

Student: Carlos, you grew a beard!

Me: I'm not really Carlos. I'm actually his evil twin. When the real Carlos comes back, you'll see he's clean-shaven.

Student (after staring at me incredulously for a couple of seconds): YOU'RE LYING!

Me: Of course, I'm lying; I'm evil! :sneaky:

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