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If birds could talk ...

 

After having spent over 36 hours straight at work.

Me: "I love my job ... but only for the first 50 hours per week."

 

 

My girlfriend owns a couple parrots. One is rather tempermental.

My girlfriend: (opening the door to the birds' room) "Good morning."

Parrot: "NO!!"

 

My girlfriend: "I'm going to get you your breakfast now."

Parrot: "Liar."

 

Two mornings ago, the other parrot showed us that it had learned a new "word".

The Other Parrot: "Aaaah aaaah. Ah ah ah ah. Aaaaaah! Aaaaaah!"

My girlfriend: "Oh my god! He's imitating me!"

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"Leaving aside the fact that you actually cannot kick my ass, I can guarantee you that you will never see me wearing one of your dresses."

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He's actually quite a talented mimic. You should call him and ask him to talk like his uncle. I was privvy to that at GenCon.

 

His funky monkey was awesome too.

Maybe next year I can hit GenCon again. I missed my HERO peeps.

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Purrdence : This car is becoming more and more like the Galactica each day. We just stripped her bare. Tomorrow may be her final jump!

Me: *rolls eyes*

Purrdence : And 'All Along The Watchtower' has been heard in here....

Me: And half the people on board are sweet on Starbuck?

Purrdence : *blushes*

 

 

Purrdence : It's showing it's age, and getting temperamental.

Me: Hmm. I'll remember that excuse

Purrdence : It is 20 years old

Me: I'm 36 - that mean I can be almost twice as cranky?

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"I'm sorry my employee is an idiot"

 

Just called the auto shop to see if they got a squeak fixed on my X-Terra. Turns out they did the 25K service, which I had scheduled my Civic for next week...

 

They did get the squeak pretty quickly after I asked about it.

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My daughter sent me an e-mail with this link for my amusement.

 

My response:

 

You don't watch the Star Wars Holiday Special. You endure it. You survive it. Then you carry the badge of pain proudly afterwards.

 

:D

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My daughter sent me an e-mail with this link for my amusement.

 

My response:

 

You don't watch the Star Wars Holiday Special. You endure it. You survive it. Then you carry the badge of pain proudly afterwards.

 

:D

 

Back in high school, back before you could sling video files around the internet, back when playing a game online with a friend meant playing a text-based MUD, my friend had a 6th or 7th generation VHS copy of the Start Wars Holiday Special, WITH commercials. Watching that was a treat...that I never felt the need to repeat.

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(While watching a movie preview...)

Bunnysue: Looks like it's got a lot of good nudity in it, at least.

Me: I've got access to the world's largest porn library. I don't really need to see a bad movie just 'cause it's got nudity in it.

Bunnysue: Point.

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(While watching a movie preview...)

Bunnysue: Looks like it's got a lot of good nudity in it, at least.

Me: I've got access to the world's largest porn library. I don't really need to see a bad movie just 'cause it's got nudity in it.

Bunnysue: Point.

And yet you do....:D

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Today, I was driving to the local game store and was cut off by a reckless driver.

On his car were multiple Christian religious symbols.

I made a rude gesture (pinkie finger upraised, "I don't care enough to send the very best")

At the next stoplight, he proceeded to cuss at me using language that would make a sailor blush.

I said "I can tell you're a Christian."

He turned from red to purple.

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