Cancer Posted October 28, 2014 Report Share Posted October 28, 2014 Hey, I'll root for zombies against the Village People. tkdguy, BlueCloud2k2 and L. Marcus 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted October 28, 2014 Report Share Posted October 28, 2014 Hey, I'll root for zombies against the Village People. Y-M-C-Aaaaaah!!! Pariah, Cancer and Burrito Boy 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Posted October 28, 2014 Author Report Share Posted October 28, 2014 Hey, I'll root for zombies against the Village People. Great. Now I have a mental image of the villagers singing "In the Graveyard" "We want you, we want you, We want you, as a new recruit." Lucius Alexander Let's turn them all into palindromedaries tkdguy and BlueCloud2k2 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted October 29, 2014 Report Share Posted October 29, 2014 At an IHOP restaurant: "Never let it be said that I offended any of the syrups." "I'll say it. I'll say it every day." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted November 13, 2014 Report Share Posted November 13, 2014 "We should travel to Istanbul someday." "I'll need to get a white suit and Panama hat for that 'Casablanca' look." (Yes, I know Casablanca is actually in Morocco.) "I don't know you." "Why not?" "I refuse to associate with anyone who'd wear a white suit." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueCloud2k2 Posted November 23, 2014 Report Share Posted November 23, 2014 Had to beat the Fire Temple boss in Legend of Zelda: Skyward sword (throw bomb in monster's mouth, bomb goes boom, use sword on monster while vulnerable). My wife to me: "You da bomb, baby." I had to pun-ish her. "I think I deserve a grope for that." So I gave her a honka-honka. L. Marcus 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueCloud2k2 Posted December 7, 2014 Report Share Posted December 7, 2014 My son and I were dropping my wife off at work, and he saw an employee with a pallet jack. Rowan: "I wanna ride, daddy! *points at pallet jack*" Me: "Just because it has wheels doesn't mean you can ride it!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted December 7, 2014 Report Share Posted December 7, 2014 Those make an excellent ride. You can do tricks with them, if you have the knack. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueCloud2k2 Posted December 7, 2014 Report Share Posted December 7, 2014 yeah but wouldn't really be safe for a 3-year-old. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted December 8, 2014 Report Share Posted December 8, 2014 Ah, yeah. Too measly upper-body strength. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FrankL Posted December 8, 2014 Report Share Posted December 8, 2014 Last night my eldest (7) took all his remaining allowance and birthday money (~$40) and put it in an envelope to give to the church. He said, "The church needs it more than I do. It will help." My wife and I were absolutely stunned. He's had his eyes on a big set of Legos for a while and was saving for that. Burrito Boy, tkdguy, Lucius and 4 others 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted December 9, 2014 Report Share Posted December 9, 2014 "So what is Groot, anyway?" "He is Groot." "Yes, but what is he supposed to be?" "He is Groot." "Very funny." BlueCloud2k2, Cancer and Pariah 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 15, 2014 Report Share Posted December 15, 2014 LOL quote while grading final drafts of an iterated writing assignment about the formation of the Solar System: This gas was at once very spread out, however, the schlock wave from an explosion of a nearby star prompted the gas to come together. tkdguy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueCloud2k2 Posted December 16, 2014 Report Share Posted December 16, 2014 Gotta watch out for those Schlock Waves. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted December 16, 2014 Report Share Posted December 16, 2014 "Excuse me -- do you have any portable chocolate mousse?" tkdguy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 22, 2014 Report Share Posted December 22, 2014 "A mustard pack? Is that like mustard gas but you carry 80 pounds of it on your back?" BoloOfEarth 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted December 22, 2014 Report Share Posted December 22, 2014 "Dad, did they have comic books when you were growing up?" Enforcer84, tkdguy and L. Marcus 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted January 2, 2015 Report Share Posted January 2, 2015 Yesterday at dinner, I filled a glass with water, and then squirted in some MiO Black Cherry. As the dark red spread through the water, my youngest daughter (our would-be supervillain) said, "It looks like the blood of my enemies." I took a sip and said, "Mmmmmm... but this tastes sweeter." With a deadpan expression, she replied, "You don't know that." Pariah, BlueCloud2k2 and Cancer 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Posted January 2, 2015 Author Report Share Posted January 2, 2015 She has sweet enemies? Lucius Alexander I have a palindromedary Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted January 2, 2015 Report Share Posted January 2, 2015 Perhaps her enemies all have diabetes? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted January 2, 2015 Report Share Posted January 2, 2015 I think she was referring to the sweet taste of victory over her foes. I've learned it's better not to ask. BlueCloud2k2 and L. Marcus 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted January 10, 2015 Report Share Posted January 10, 2015 "Old Man, as a potential juror, you will need to be fair and not prejudiced during the proceedings. Since you work in IT, have you experienced any instances of people having preconceptions about you based on your occupation?" "Sure. I think that's true of any occupation. Like for lawyers. " (laughter) "Okay, but have you found those preconceptions to be fair?" "You know, to be blunt, a lot of the time they're spot on. " bigbywolfe, FrankL, BlueCloud2k2 and 1 other 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted January 10, 2015 Report Share Posted January 10, 2015 "Old Man, as a potential juror, you will need to be fair and not prejudiced during the proceedings. Since you work in IT, have you experienced any instances of people having preconceptions about you based on your occupation?" "Sure. I think that's true of any occupation. Like for lawyers. " (laughter) "Okay, but have you found those preconceptions to be fair?" "You know, to be blunt, a lot of the time they're spot on. " Q: How many lawyer jokes are there? A: Three. The rest are true stories. BlueCloud2k2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Posted January 18, 2015 Author Report Share Posted January 18, 2015 Chef at the kabuto restaurant: You don't like sushi? Me: Prometheus stole fire from the Gods for a reason. Lucius Alexander The palindromedary likes scrabble eggs Grailknight and tkdguy 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted January 18, 2015 Report Share Posted January 18, 2015 Room mate L.'s girlfriend N. is English - from Birmingham, to be precise. She had a lot to say about that there Fox News "expert", most of which sadly must be represented by bleeps. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.
Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible.