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First Day of Con

Person publicizing her game: It's an immersive experience!

Me: No thanks, I'd rather stay dry.

 

Second Day of Con

Me: Did you say your game was an immersive experience?

She: Yes.

Me: You didn't say a SUBmersive experience?

She: No....

Me: Oh, good. So it doesn't involve going under the water.

 

Lucius Alexander

 

The palindromedary says I need more subversive experiences

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