Cancer Posted May 17, 2017 Report Share Posted May 17, 2017 "You have the prostate of a 19-year-old." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted May 17, 2017 Report Share Posted May 17, 2017 That can be a good thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted May 17, 2017 Report Share Posted May 17, 2017 But where to keep it? Formaldehyde is a good choice. Old Man and Pariah 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 18, 2017 Report Share Posted May 18, 2017 I've gotten good laughs from several people today from that one. (Yes, I had my physical exam.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted May 18, 2017 Report Share Posted May 18, 2017 No biopsy, I take it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 21, 2017 Report Share Posted May 21, 2017 "I don't need a more powerful motor: on the further end of this cord is Grand Coulee Dam. I've got all the power I could possibly need. I just need to use it more intelligently." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted May 22, 2017 Report Share Posted May 22, 2017 No rest for the evil! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Posted May 22, 2017 Author Report Share Posted May 22, 2017 "I don't need a more powerful motor: on the further end of this cord is Grand Coulee Dam. I've got all the power I could possibly need. I just need to use it more intelligently." I admit to being curious as to context here.. Lucius Alexander The palindromedary explains to me that the conext is that we're at one end of a cord leading to a Grand Dam Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 22, 2017 Report Share Posted May 22, 2017 I admit to being curious as to context here.. Lucius Alexander First mowing of the season, and the grass was both high and wet. We have an electric mower, with cord. Sister-in-law was suggesting I go buy a gasoline-powered mower with a bigger engine. I was disinclined to do that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burrito Boy Posted May 23, 2017 Report Share Posted May 23, 2017 "One day we'll be out of this bullsh*t and we can smile at the devil and give him both middle fingers." tkdguy and Pariah 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted May 25, 2017 Report Share Posted May 25, 2017 "The flickering of the bathroom light is getting really bad." "Think of it as a disco effect. Just don't dance when you pee, or you'll wet the floor." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted May 25, 2017 Report Share Posted May 25, 2017 "So... all you need, then, is a ten-pound chunk of pure silver, and a sample of Beryllium-7?" "And a nuclear submarine to test with." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 26, 2017 Report Share Posted May 26, 2017 "Even an ordinary life is awesome if you're with the people you love." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted May 28, 2017 Report Share Posted May 28, 2017 "Hello, people of the human persuasion." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Posted May 28, 2017 Author Report Share Posted May 28, 2017 "Hello, people of the human persuasion." I am unpersuaded. Lucius Alexander Persuading a palindromedary tkdguy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted June 7, 2017 Report Share Posted June 7, 2017 "Nowadays the only kind of people who wears those sunglasses are degenerate hipsters." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 8, 2017 Report Share Posted June 8, 2017 Me: "I've never been on the new TRAX [light rail] line to the airport. I'd like to ride it just to see what it's like." Lady P: "The airport? It's a big building with lots of planes." Both: "...but that's not important right now." Rails and L. Marcus 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 23, 2017 Report Share Posted June 23, 2017 "What in the name of Henry Cavendish and his big lead balls are you talking about?" Cancer 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 29, 2017 Report Share Posted June 29, 2017 "Moths. They're like butterflies' white-trash cousins." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burrito Boy Posted July 14, 2017 Report Share Posted July 14, 2017 "You can tell ranchers aren't racist; they'll put a white bull on a black cow and a black bull on a white cow. They don't give a sh*t." Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 14, 2017 Report Share Posted July 14, 2017 "Nowadays the only kind of people who wears those sunglasses are degenerate hipsters." Hipsters with identical energy levels...? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted July 14, 2017 Report Share Posted July 14, 2017 Tautology. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted July 14, 2017 Report Share Posted July 14, 2017 IIRC, it was my daughter who said that, while looking at sunglasses because she'd broken hers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 15, 2017 Report Share Posted July 15, 2017 "Don't rub your hands on the garbage! That's where garbage goes!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted July 21, 2017 Report Share Posted July 21, 2017 "Fortunately, I am not an exhibitionist!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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