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Dog from across the street comes over as I'm putting garbage in the curbside trash can (friendly and well-mannered dog). Owner says to the dog, "He smells like kitties, doesn't he?"


My reply: "Right now I smell like kitties and garbage. What could be better than kitties and garbage?"

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On a blackboard in the hall there is an announcement of when the tutors are staffing the help room, and an imploration to come.


Next to this, in a different handwriting (gosh, whose? :eg: ), is the note

Dr. Satan sez:


"If no vun comes to see ze tutors, obviously ze problems are not hard enough.


"Zis must change."

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