Trebuchet Posted September 27, 2009 Report Share Posted September 27, 2009 "ZACKENBERG RESEARCH STATION, GREENLAND—Claiming it to be one of the most dramatic and visible signs of climate change to date, researchers said Monday that receding polar ice caps have revealed nearly 200 clandestine lairs once buried deep beneath hundreds of feet of Arctic ice...." http://www.theonion.com/content/news/melting_ice_caps_expose_hundreds?utm_source=c-section One can only hope global warming will reveal the secret Nazi base in the Antarctic soon too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HawksmoorSD Posted September 27, 2009 Report Share Posted September 27, 2009 Re: Melting Ice Caps Expose Hundreds Of Secret Arctic Lairs That's awesome. Maybe they'll find the Viper base before Viper finds Ymir!! That's a 4e reference btw. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yansuf Posted September 27, 2009 Report Share Posted September 27, 2009 Re: Melting Ice Caps Expose Hundreds Of Secret Arctic Lairs That's awesome. Maybe they'll find the Viper base before Viper finds Ymir!! That's a 4e reference btw. Naw, wrong pole. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted September 27, 2009 Report Share Posted September 27, 2009 Re: Melting Ice Caps Expose Hundreds Of Secret Arctic Lairs Naw' date=' wrong pole.[/quote'] I thought that was what the NPC stripper in the gritty Dark Champions game said. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted September 28, 2009 Report Share Posted September 28, 2009 Re: Melting Ice Caps Expose Hundreds Of Secret Arctic Lairs If you think about it, the ice melting is probably because of all the secret hidden bases. I mean, dumping all the excess heat from the various weapons, missile silo's, living quarters etc has to have an effect. Also, air traffic control has got to be a unpublicised problem. How do they manage to stop knocking each others aircraft out of the sky? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yansuf Posted September 28, 2009 Report Share Posted September 28, 2009 Re: Melting Ice Caps Expose Hundreds Of Secret Arctic Lairs If you think about it, the ice melting is probably because of all the secret hidden bases. I mean, dumping all the excess heat from the various weapons, missile silo's, living quarters etc has to have an effect. Also, air traffic control has got to be a unpublicised problem. How do they manage to stop knocking each others aircraft out of the sky? Good reflexes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigbywolfe Posted September 28, 2009 Report Share Posted September 28, 2009 Re: Melting Ice Caps Expose Hundreds Of Secret Arctic Lairs I love the Onion. That is all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aluminum Man Posted September 28, 2009 Report Share Posted September 28, 2009 Re: Melting Ice Caps Expose Hundreds Of Secret Arctic Lairs I liked this little comment: The 12 elderly Germans were detained by local law enforcement in Wainwright, AK. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black Ops Posted September 29, 2009 Report Share Posted September 29, 2009 Re: Melting Ice Caps Expose Hundreds Of Secret Arctic Lairs I liked this little comment: The 12 elderly Germans were detained by local law enforcement in Wainwright, AK. I wonder how they got there. (AK stands for Arkansas does it not ?) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yansuf Posted September 29, 2009 Report Share Posted September 29, 2009 Re: Melting Ice Caps Expose Hundreds Of Secret Arctic Lairs I wonder how they got there. (AK stands for Arkansas does it not ?) Arkansas is AR. But still, how did they get there from Greenland? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt the Bruins Posted September 30, 2009 Report Share Posted September 30, 2009 Re: Melting Ice Caps Expose Hundreds Of Secret Arctic Lairs Clearly, by boring a hole through the crust and traversing the distance through Pellucidar! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
assault Posted September 30, 2009 Report Share Posted September 30, 2009 Re: Melting Ice Caps Expose Hundreds Of Secret Arctic Lairs Tekeli-li! Oh wait, that was Antarctica. There was a young man from Nantucket... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghost-angel Posted October 1, 2009 Report Share Posted October 1, 2009 Re: Melting Ice Caps Expose Hundreds Of Secret Arctic Lairs I wonder how they got there. (AK stands for Arkansas does it not ?) Alaska. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawknight Posted October 1, 2009 Report Share Posted October 1, 2009 Re: Melting Ice Caps Expose Hundreds Of Secret Arctic Lairs And yet they still haven't found Santa's workshop! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yansuf Posted October 2, 2009 Report Share Posted October 2, 2009 Re: Melting Ice Caps Expose Hundreds Of Secret Arctic Lairs And yet they still haven't found Santa's workshop! After "The Night the Reindeer Died" Santa invested in real good stealth/camouflage! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drhoz Posted October 3, 2009 Report Share Posted October 3, 2009 Re: Melting Ice Caps Expose Hundreds Of Secret Arctic Lairs Tekeli-li! Oh wait, that was Antarctica. There was a young man from Nantucket... you bastard! I just sprayed cappuccino over my keyboard! (read Chaosium's Antarktos Cycle anthology? ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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