Cygnia Posted May 8, 2015 Report Share Posted May 8, 2015 Fresh chives and capers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 9, 2015 Report Share Posted May 9, 2015 Be aware there are other consequences that follow from that choice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 20, 2015 Report Share Posted May 20, 2015 As goofy as ASCII art looks, try editing it in a proportional-width font. Or, just cook your brain in a microwave oven, it gives sort of the same results, other than the smell. Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted May 29, 2015 Report Share Posted May 29, 2015 Wearing a gray suit and a gray hat Walking down a gray street to a gray building In the cold, gray morning. Cygnia and Old Man 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnia Posted May 29, 2015 Report Share Posted May 29, 2015 Hangar steak? Hangar steak... tkdguy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burrito Boy Posted May 29, 2015 Report Share Posted May 29, 2015 Holy bleep! Bono stole that "Uno, dos, tres, catorce" thing from an episode of Three's Company. tkdguy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnia Posted May 31, 2015 Report Share Posted May 31, 2015 "Weird" Al concert during a thunderstorm? [MEEP] yeah! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted May 31, 2015 Report Share Posted May 31, 2015 Hello, Police? There's a beautiful woman on my bed, and a dead man in my bath. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted June 1, 2015 Report Share Posted June 1, 2015 ... and that shelf was full of hundred-gram packets of Kirkland Signature weed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted June 2, 2015 Report Share Posted June 2, 2015 The crow eggs have hatched, from the repetitious caws coming down out of the trees. Cygnia 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnia Posted June 2, 2015 Report Share Posted June 2, 2015 Don't know what hurts more: his betrayal or their cowardice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted June 3, 2015 Report Share Posted June 3, 2015 Yellow T-shirt, purple shorts, green deck shoes Sad to say some people really do have that type of fashion sense, but at least I figured out my next superhero character's costume. Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted June 3, 2015 Report Share Posted June 3, 2015 These kids are so terribly naive that getting an answer of 47 million kelvin bothers them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnia Posted June 3, 2015 Report Share Posted June 3, 2015 You ask me to go to lunch today NOW?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted June 4, 2015 Author Report Share Posted June 4, 2015 A group of twelve or more cows is called a flink. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted June 6, 2015 Report Share Posted June 6, 2015 "He's not a superhero! He's just a psychotic moron!" tkdguy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted June 8, 2015 Report Share Posted June 8, 2015 Umm ... guys? You do know that taking your pregenerated stream of random numbers is no longer random if you sort them, right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnia Posted June 8, 2015 Report Share Posted June 8, 2015 What kind of bastard steals a neighbor's chihuahua?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lawnmower Boy Posted June 8, 2015 Report Share Posted June 8, 2015 I don't know what's funnier: the schmaltzy American patriotism at the end of the "Roughriders" video (dude, if listening to the a--h-le 7th Cavalry's official a--h--le song makes you proud of your country, I don't even Or that Youtube autoplay links it to a dubbed Spanish version of the original made-for-TV movie. Hard to imagine anything Latinos would like better than a movie about American cowboys conquering Cuba! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted June 9, 2015 Report Share Posted June 9, 2015 Don't hang around kids. You'll only catch a cold. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burrito Boy Posted June 18, 2015 Report Share Posted June 18, 2015 Harvey Bullock was a writer for the Danny Thomas show Make Room for Daddy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted June 19, 2015 Report Share Posted June 19, 2015 Dear Ms _______, Yes, I agree that my not getting any lab write-ups from you this quarter is the reason you got a D in my class. After learning yesterday of a bit of catastrophic idiocy on the part of one of our contracted I.T. systems, I am willing to ransack my dwindling reserves of patience and admit that technical difficulties may have caused the lack of delivery, and so if you send me those write-up files as attachments by email, I will acknowledge them on arrival, grade them, and change your course grade. Cheers, Dr. Cancer P.S.: Old colloquialisms seem to have been omitted from many young people's upbringing, so you might look up the expression "called your bluff" and see what it means. Just as a hint, it has nothing to do with cell phones or promontories. P.P.S.: FYI: I have your lab partners' writeups, which include, of course, the raw data which all members of the partnership share. I mention this only to note that you are not really at liberty to make up results out of whole cloth, and that we both know it. Lucius, L. Marcus, tkdguy and 1 other 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted June 19, 2015 Report Share Posted June 19, 2015 Q: Are you on any medication? A: Yes, placebos... tkdguy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted June 21, 2015 Report Share Posted June 21, 2015 That's almost as bad as stealing my Hello Kitty pencil. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnia Posted June 21, 2015 Report Share Posted June 21, 2015 Peameal bacon and an unbroken Hollandaise sauce. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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