Cancer Posted August 14, 2017 Report Share Posted August 14, 2017 The most significant thing about the early Miocene is that women named Hortense went extinct. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnia Posted August 14, 2017 Report Share Posted August 14, 2017 I'll never cheat on you again, arepas! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted August 17, 2017 Report Share Posted August 17, 2017 Dinner for six at a high-end restaurant, including three cocktails, a bottle of bubbly, and another glass of wine, and tax and gratuity: $801.33. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted August 24, 2017 Report Share Posted August 24, 2017 R qfhg hfxp hlnvgrnvh. That's a real sentence; see if you can figure out the code. Cancer 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted August 25, 2017 Report Share Posted August 25, 2017 The fire has surpassed 1,700 acres and is 0 percent contained. The fire was caused by lightning on August 11th. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted August 25, 2017 Report Share Posted August 25, 2017 I am the evillest dad in the world. I steal my kids' sneezes. tkdguy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted August 26, 2017 Report Share Posted August 26, 2017 It's like Bushmill's. I like it, but not for breakfast. Not by itself, anyway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted August 29, 2017 Report Share Posted August 29, 2017 Our snark is a boojum, came the whisper from behind me. tkdguy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 1, 2017 Report Share Posted September 1, 2017 Random data about city infrastructure, possibly useful for game scenario purposes: City Light has approximately 85,000 streetlights in its 131-square-mile service territory that provide lighting on residential and arterial streets. ... 381,419 residential customers who consumed 2,914,563 megawatt-hours of electricity in 2015 and 41,391 non-residential customers that consumed 6,242,931 megawatt-hours.This is for Seattle and some nearby communities also served by Seattle City Light, total population a bit more than 770,000. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 3, 2017 Report Share Posted September 3, 2017 Is your house organ a Hammond or a Wurlitzer? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 13, 2017 Report Share Posted September 13, 2017 Baby's gone. Work can resume. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnia Posted September 13, 2017 Report Share Posted September 13, 2017 You named your character after a blackmailer-pornographer. This does not fill me with confidence. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 13, 2017 Report Share Posted September 13, 2017 Um, a threat to the existence of something is not the same as an existential threat to that same something. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted September 14, 2017 Report Share Posted September 14, 2017 Highly enjoyable! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 23, 2017 Report Share Posted September 23, 2017 How did I amass 50,000 posts here? Burrito Boy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cassandra Posted September 24, 2017 Report Share Posted September 24, 2017 My home town was so small, the Mayor's name was Earl. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cassandra Posted September 24, 2017 Report Share Posted September 24, 2017 The Actor was so promiscuous he drove a Jaguar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cassandra Posted September 24, 2017 Report Share Posted September 24, 2017 The Election was so close people wore hats to the polls. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 25, 2017 Report Share Posted September 25, 2017 ... left your calculator on the dining table at home. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted September 26, 2017 Report Share Posted September 26, 2017 Why do the new Klingons look like the Ninja Turtles? Burrito Boy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 29, 2017 Report Share Posted September 29, 2017 The Phrase That Is Not To Be Uttered Aloud is: Administrative bloat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted September 29, 2017 Report Share Posted September 29, 2017 It occurred to me a few days ago that science is just investigative journalism of Nature. Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted September 29, 2017 Report Share Posted September 29, 2017 I was going to create a YouTube channel dedicated to lazy people, but I decided it was too much work. Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 3, 2017 Report Share Posted October 3, 2017 The Mexican steak house wasn't bad, but I want to try a thicker steak cut than the carne asada next time. And, I don't want to be the designated driver. tkdguy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 3, 2017 Report Share Posted October 3, 2017 ... demonstrate that isotope ratios of magnesium in Earth, Mars and some asteroids provide evidence for extensive evaporation of molten rock. From the most recent issue of Nature, behind the subscriber wall. Emphasis added. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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