tkdguy Posted March 20, 2018 Report Share Posted March 20, 2018 Sitting in the rain Waiting for the train Dude without a brain Crying out in pain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted March 23, 2018 Report Share Posted March 23, 2018 "Ditz on a stick" does not begin to describe you, dearie. When one ranks mentality on a scale from a low of "Dairy product" to a high of "Good", you're looking up at the string cheese. Rails and tkdguy 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted March 25, 2018 Report Share Posted March 25, 2018 ...waiting for the rice cooker to chime... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted March 25, 2018 Report Share Posted March 25, 2018 Gotta do the dishes soon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted March 25, 2018 Report Share Posted March 25, 2018 This thread needs more cowbell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnia Posted March 26, 2018 Report Share Posted March 26, 2018 Bad "Asian" buffet...never again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted March 27, 2018 Report Share Posted March 27, 2018 Oh dear, I'm giggling uncontrollably at things that aren't actually funny. I must be exhausted. Cygnia 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted March 31, 2018 Report Share Posted March 31, 2018 Making pie crust makes my hand cramp. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted April 7, 2018 Report Share Posted April 7, 2018 Who knew there was so much to learn about pocket squares? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted April 13, 2018 Report Share Posted April 13, 2018 Where did we get such gassy cats? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted April 16, 2018 Report Share Posted April 16, 2018 One week til vacation. Let's see if we make it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted April 16, 2018 Report Share Posted April 16, 2018 The crow affects to undisturbed by the wrathful hummingbird berating it from behind, but it is a bluff even a human can see through. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted April 21, 2018 Report Share Posted April 21, 2018 More food definitions: Gyros: Greek burrito Burrito: Mexican gyros Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted April 23, 2018 Report Share Posted April 23, 2018 Howl gargle howl gargle howl gargle there are only 64 hexagrams howl gargle howl gargle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted April 26, 2018 Report Share Posted April 26, 2018 "I don't believe in ghosts." "That's okay; they don't believe in you either." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted April 27, 2018 Report Share Posted April 27, 2018 I've reinvented myself so often, I don't even know who I am anymore! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnia Posted May 3, 2018 Report Share Posted May 3, 2018 How did I get a charley horse by playing Skyrim?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aylwin13 Posted May 4, 2018 Report Share Posted May 4, 2018 But, it was supposed to stay in Vegas! ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 14, 2018 Report Share Posted May 14, 2018 That display was so old, it included reproductions of photographic plate data. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted May 14, 2018 Report Share Posted May 14, 2018 No belching during the soliloquy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dmjalund Posted May 14, 2018 Report Share Posted May 14, 2018 Not Mythras, Mythras! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 14, 2018 Report Share Posted May 14, 2018 Second, at a recent Academic Assembly meeting we began discussing our strategy for engaging with the new Provost. I wonder if anyone had the sense to suggest pinning him down with small arms fire and then using artillery to deliver the killing barrage. Seems pretty obvious to me, but these liberal-arts types tend not to think that way. tkdguy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 17, 2018 Report Share Posted May 17, 2018 "A Mean Hat" is an anagram for "anathema". "Soy Pasta" is an anagram for "apostasy". "Exhorted Yo" is an anagram for "heterodoxy". "Baldric Socking" is an anagram for "Backsliding Orc". tkdguy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted May 18, 2018 Report Share Posted May 18, 2018 Bummer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 18, 2018 Report Share Posted May 18, 2018 There is not yet a recognized collective term (e.g., flock of sheep, school of fish, etc.) for black holes. That term should be "committee". Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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