Cancer Posted May 21, 2018 Report Share Posted May 21, 2018 Never sent literal sh*t through a parcel delivery service before. First time for everything, I guess. (A colon cancer screen that supposedly works as well as the colonoscopy, but it requires you to send them a stool sample. And they don't mean an ottoman.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 22, 2018 Report Share Posted May 22, 2018 I startled the crow Saturday morning, but since I'd left food on the offering table, no offense was taken. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 22, 2018 Report Share Posted May 22, 2018 Drool, Brittania! Brittania drool the glaives! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 30, 2018 Report Share Posted May 30, 2018 Outtake from an old text file that I never posted: Quote (C) PS: Math bullshit, 14- ... Success! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 31, 2018 Report Share Posted May 31, 2018 Solar eclipses that occur on February 29 are rare, but they do happen. The last one was in 1188CE, 830 years ago. The next one will be in 2416. For those of you planning that far ahead, that one will be a partial eclipse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted June 4, 2018 Report Share Posted June 4, 2018 Meanwhile, let's see if I can goad some students into making more than the usual unsophisticated variety of trouble. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted June 5, 2018 Report Share Posted June 5, 2018 What if superheroes were elected officials? Just imagine the commercials. "I... am... BATMAN!!!!! And I approve this message." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted June 6, 2018 Report Share Posted June 6, 2018 My reflexive mistrust of business types just got triggered, like anaphylatic shock after a wasp sting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted June 15, 2018 Report Share Posted June 15, 2018 The dragon would rather have blueberries than bananas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted June 16, 2018 Report Share Posted June 16, 2018 "Deadest" is an anagram of "sedated". tkdguy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted June 20, 2018 Author Report Share Posted June 20, 2018 To levitate a frog, 16 T is required. Cancer 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted June 20, 2018 Report Share Posted June 20, 2018 That's Sir Real to you, you counterrotating heap of prismatic harpy puckeys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted June 20, 2018 Report Share Posted June 20, 2018 21 hours ago, Logan.1179 said: To levitate a frog, 16 T is required. ... 16 T, what do you get? Another day older and deeper in debt Logan D. Hurricanes and Pariah 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted June 21, 2018 Report Share Posted June 21, 2018 Xenon "Warrior Princess" trioxide Pariah and tkdguy 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 21, 2018 Report Share Posted June 21, 2018 Why are there huge foam dice all over the kitchen floor? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted June 21, 2018 Report Share Posted June 21, 2018 I have had a vision of the Apocalypse, and it is Grecian Formula Pink. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted June 22, 2018 Report Share Posted June 22, 2018 Perhaps the most striking thing about the British Army in WW2 is how shabbily all its high-ranking officers treated each other during and after the time when hostilities with the Axis were grinding to a close. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted June 22, 2018 Report Share Posted June 22, 2018 I am having more interactions with priests this last month than perhaps the entirety of the rest of my life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted June 25, 2018 Report Share Posted June 25, 2018 Attack of the Nucleophile as the next cheesy retro-scifi thriller. Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted June 28, 2018 Report Share Posted June 28, 2018 Watching the World Cup muted, and for a while the closed captioning had gone wonky and was generating not-quite-intelligible but still interesting gibberish. "Art gug growg ul?" becomes the phrase of the day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 28, 2018 Report Share Posted June 28, 2018 On 6/25/2018 at 11:11 AM, Cancer said: Attack of the Nucleophile as the next cheesy retro-scifi thriller. Watch your backside! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted June 29, 2018 Report Share Posted June 29, 2018 There is something odd about reading pages at the Vatican Library from a machine within the domain of a Jesuit university. It's almost like I belong, or something. Bazza 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted June 30, 2018 Report Share Posted June 30, 2018 On January 21, 2010 at 5:55 AM, yamamura said: Re: The Non Sequitor Thread These are my tiles E H J K L O W I need a seven letter word with this on the board __ __ C __ __ A __ L O C K J A W Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted July 6, 2018 Report Share Posted July 6, 2018 "Panth or no panth, I'm going swimming!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted July 7, 2018 Report Share Posted July 7, 2018 Reluctantly one must concede that beer is a suboptimal accompaniment to chocolate chip cookies. tkdguy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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