Cygnia Posted November 23, 2018 Report Share Posted November 23, 2018 [We see crowds of shoppers at Macy's, trying to get those day after Thanksgiving holiday savings. The place is PACKED.] [Suddenly, from out of nowhere, Bruce Dern pilots the Goodyear Blimp into the hapless store, crashing into the front door!] [Shoppers scream in terror, desperately trying to escape and trampling each other in fear!] BLACK FRIDAY -- It could happen tomorrow! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted November 24, 2018 Report Share Posted November 24, 2018 As a Champions villain, an extremely well-endowed female ripoff of Juggernaut with the code name "Juggs" is probably in poor taste. tkdguy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted November 26, 2018 Report Share Posted November 26, 2018 Man, some of the Closed Captioning on YouTube: Cygnia 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted November 26, 2018 Report Share Posted November 26, 2018 There seem to be more cases this autumn of people who simply did not follow instructions. This might be because they did not understand them. I find it more plausible to believe that rather than attribute deliberate malice. That does, however, reinforce my less than glorious impression of this class. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted November 28, 2018 Report Share Posted November 28, 2018 Eat what's on your dish first! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted November 29, 2018 Report Share Posted November 29, 2018 I left home this morning while everyone (except the cats) was asleep. I return, 10-plus hours later, and the only change is that the cats are also asleep. tkdguy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted November 29, 2018 Report Share Posted November 29, 2018 You mean to say the Stollen was stolen? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 4, 2018 Report Share Posted December 4, 2018 I had nearly overlooked it ... my final is on the 13th. Friday comes a day early next week! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 4, 2018 Report Share Posted December 4, 2018 It's a little known fact that Russell [Wilson] is partially descended from a Roomba Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted December 4, 2018 Report Share Posted December 4, 2018 ... Lemon curry?! Cygnia 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnia Posted December 6, 2018 Report Share Posted December 6, 2018 "I am sick and tired of these mother[BLEEP]ing ghosts in this mother[BLEEP]ing Hill House!" -- Shirley L. Jackson Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 6, 2018 Report Share Posted December 6, 2018 Time to run away and build castles out of sand on foundations of gross conceptual fallacies. Think of it as playing the role of murder-hobo PCs in a campaign mired in existential wars. Cygnia 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 7, 2018 Report Share Posted December 7, 2018 Even if they didn't end up on me, I really hate it when pigeons come home to roost. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 7, 2018 Report Share Posted December 7, 2018 How many Boosboodles are there in your life? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnia Posted December 8, 2018 Report Share Posted December 8, 2018 "Ain't you the cop?" I got the rep, yo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted December 9, 2018 Report Share Posted December 9, 2018 Wearing a belt with a three-piece suit is a fashion faux pas, but having your trousers fall down in public is an even bigger fashion faux pas! Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnia Posted December 11, 2018 Report Share Posted December 11, 2018 Told the boss months ago the girl she wanted wouldn't work out. Proved right today. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 11, 2018 Report Share Posted December 11, 2018 Gah, time to run home before I am ensnared in the game traffic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 12, 2018 Report Share Posted December 12, 2018 Social diseases, social media. More in common than you think. You gonna let the crazy stick it in you? tkdguy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 13, 2018 Report Share Posted December 13, 2018 Hobbes wants something and he is being more intrusive and less understandable than usual. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 13, 2018 Report Share Posted December 13, 2018 Tickles don't get rid of bad dreams, but hugs and kisses and sweet words do. Sleep tight, big boy. tkdguy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted December 13, 2018 Report Share Posted December 13, 2018 Why did the expression "gadzooks" go out of fashion? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 13, 2018 Report Share Posted December 13, 2018 * drumming fingers, waiting for the coffee counter to open * Cygnia 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 13, 2018 Report Share Posted December 13, 2018 (sing) Finals in the satchel (Finals in the satchel) Finals in the satchel (Finals in the satchel) Red pen in my pocket (Red pen in my pocket) The two are gonna meet (The two are gonna meet.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 14, 2018 Report Share Posted December 14, 2018 ... and it will get really tedious when I get to the question I promised would be on the final. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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