Cancer Posted October 5, 2012 Report Share Posted October 5, 2012 Re: The Non Sequitor Thread Don't mind me. I have noogie breath this afternoon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 9, 2012 Report Share Posted October 9, 2012 Re: The Non Sequitor Thread I would have sworn I'd peed in this spot yesterday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted October 9, 2012 Report Share Posted October 9, 2012 Re: The Non Sequitor Thread I made some calls, I'm waiting for feedback! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 10, 2012 Report Share Posted October 10, 2012 Re: The Non Sequitor Thread Tubular! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 11, 2012 Report Share Posted October 11, 2012 Re: The Non Sequitor Thread Let's see. If I go home now, I'll just have to grade exam papers. If I stay here at the office, I'll have to grade exam papers. Ah! If I go home, I can drink while I grade! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 15, 2012 Report Share Posted October 15, 2012 Re: The Non Sequitor Thread Not heavily enough, though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted October 15, 2012 Author Report Share Posted October 15, 2012 Re: The Non Sequitor Thread Spelling mutters. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted October 15, 2012 Report Share Posted October 15, 2012 Re: The Non Sequitor Thread This is going to be a long, long week. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted October 17, 2012 Report Share Posted October 17, 2012 Re: The Non Sequitor Thread The signs being held up most often in front of the cameras after the debate (in no particular order): 1. Obama/Biden 2012 2. Romney/Ryan 2012 3. Hi Mom! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 18, 2012 Report Share Posted October 18, 2012 Re: The Non Sequitor Thread Assessment programs themselves should be assessed periodically, and since it is apparent that the purpose of all assessment programs is to inflict anxiety and misery upon those who are assessed, the optimal assessment of an assessment program is the following. The director of the assessment program is to be executed by hanging at the end of his/her three-year term. At that time, the right to pull the lever of the gallows will be auctioned off; only those who are subject to the assessment programs administered by the assessment program director will be allowed to bid in the auction. The quantitative measures of the quality of the assessment director will be: the dollar amount of the winning bid for the privilege of pulling the lever on the gallows; paid attendance count at the execution of the outgoing director; count of torches and pitchforks present at the execution of the outgoing director; net income from sales at concessionaires working at the execution of the outgoing director; number of sheepshank knots found in the entrails of a nine-banded armadillo ritually sacrified at the moment of the execution. For items 1 and 4, higher numbers indicate greater merit, while for 2 and 3, smaller numbers indicate greater merit in the outgoing director; for item 5, the third decimal digit in the natural logarithm of the knot count will be used, where the absolute value of the fractional difference from 7 is the figure of merit, again with smaller numbers indicating higher merit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EvilDrPuma Posted October 18, 2012 Report Share Posted October 18, 2012 Re: The Non Sequitor Thread The signs being held up most often in front of the cameras after the debate (in no particular order): 1. Obama/Biden 2012 2. Romney/Ryan 2012 3. Hi Mom! Oddly enough, the fourth most common sign is "Silence must fall when the question is asked." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted October 19, 2012 Author Report Share Posted October 19, 2012 Re: The Non Sequitor Thread It's hard to take a journal article seriously when the authors are two women named Beaver and Hooker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 19, 2012 Report Share Posted October 19, 2012 Re: The Non Sequitor Thread The Math Meth students are displeased with the mid-term they took this morning. Film at 11. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 22, 2012 Report Share Posted October 22, 2012 Re: The Non Sequitor Thread I may have said this before, but.... The hazard in having too many eggs in the air is NOT that you will fail to catch one or more of them and they will fall down and break. The hazard is that one or more may fail to come back down and you don't notice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 22, 2012 Report Share Posted October 22, 2012 Re: The Non Sequitor Thread Lovely. I seem to have delivered that 70-minute lecture with an open fly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted October 22, 2012 Author Report Share Posted October 22, 2012 Re: The Non Sequitor Thread I knew it was coming. Still hurts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EvilDrPuma Posted October 22, 2012 Report Share Posted October 22, 2012 Re: The Non Sequitor Thread Lovely. I seem to have delivered that 70-minute lecture with an open fly. I live in mortal fear of that happening. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EvilDrPuma Posted October 22, 2012 Report Share Posted October 22, 2012 Re: The Non Sequitor Thread It would be nice if someone TOLD me the language lab was being used for testing more than an hour and a half before my class. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted October 23, 2012 Report Share Posted October 23, 2012 Re: The Non Sequitor Thread I miss seeing Erica Hill on TV. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 23, 2012 Report Share Posted October 23, 2012 Re: The Non Sequitor Thread AWRIGHT, YOU SCUMBAG POLITCAL ROBOCALLER MUDDAFUGHARZ! I MAILED IN MY BALLOT FINALLY! STOP F***ING CALLING MY HOUSE! Idiots. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted October 23, 2012 Author Report Share Posted October 23, 2012 Re: The Non Sequitor Thread I've heard "Kung Fu Fighting" on the radio three times in the last three days. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted October 26, 2012 Report Share Posted October 26, 2012 Re: The Non Sequitor Thread Log's new avatar is freaking me out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 26, 2012 Report Share Posted October 26, 2012 Re: The Non Sequitor Thread I'd better grade homeworks this weekend or I'll never catch up. I already know I'll be grading exams next weekend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted October 26, 2012 Report Share Posted October 26, 2012 Re: The Non Sequitor Thread All her computer needed was a blowjob. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EvilDrPuma Posted October 26, 2012 Report Share Posted October 26, 2012 Re: The Non Sequitor Thread I don't get colds often, but when I do, I prefer to be dead. Stay sickly, my friends. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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