Cancer Posted November 27, 2012 Report Share Posted November 27, 2012 Re: The Non Sequitor Thread Now we get to try to defend our world championship, we Irish morons and cows. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted November 27, 2012 Author Report Share Posted November 27, 2012 Re: The Non Sequitor Thread Off by a factor of 26. Behold my peerless powers of estimation! Cancer 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted November 29, 2012 Author Report Share Posted November 29, 2012 Re: The Non Sequitor Thread Dammit ... trivia's off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EvilDrPuma Posted November 29, 2012 Report Share Posted November 29, 2012 Re: The Non Sequitor Thread Death to all fanatics! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted November 29, 2012 Report Share Posted November 29, 2012 Re: The Non Sequitor Thread Sorry, if you want a nonzero score on the assignment, you have to give me your assignment in a format I can read. And I, not you, get to decide what I can read and what I can't. If I have to install something to read it, that's a "no". And I have purchase it before I can install it, that is a "you're about to get penalized for arrogant stupidity whether you turn it in or not". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EvilDrPuma Posted November 29, 2012 Report Share Posted November 29, 2012 Re: The Non Sequitor Thread I don't have to run faster than the zombies. I just have to trip you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted November 30, 2012 Report Share Posted November 30, 2012 Re: The Non Sequitor Thread This quarter feels like it's ending like the ground sloth sinking slowly into the tar pit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted November 30, 2012 Report Share Posted November 30, 2012 Re: The Non Sequitor Thread ...Contentedly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted December 1, 2012 Report Share Posted December 1, 2012 Re: The Non Sequitor Thread Captain Kirk is the file; Uncle Duke is threatened by Berlin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted December 1, 2012 Author Report Share Posted December 1, 2012 Re: The Non Sequitor Thread "What would you say is your greatest skill?" "Feeling sorry for myself." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted December 2, 2012 Report Share Posted December 2, 2012 Re: The Non Sequitor Thread Pass the ketchup. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 3, 2012 Report Share Posted December 3, 2012 Re: The Non Sequitor Thread I need more TNT. Can't let that twit in Louisiana show me up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EvilDrPuma Posted December 3, 2012 Report Share Posted December 3, 2012 Re: The Non Sequitor Thread Ecce potestas casei. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 3, 2012 Report Share Posted December 3, 2012 Re: The Non Sequitor Thread Memo to students: When the end of the term comes and the instructor is grading the last few papers, you really want to avoid being the person of whom he mutters to himself, "You are such a f***ing moron." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted December 3, 2012 Author Report Share Posted December 3, 2012 Re: The Non Sequitor Thread I'm the document scanner guy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatinKitty Posted December 4, 2012 Report Share Posted December 4, 2012 Re: The Non Sequitor Thread It's nearly 11:00 pm on December 3rd and my Air Conditioner is on. In New Jersey. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted December 4, 2012 Report Share Posted December 4, 2012 Re: The Non Sequitor Thread I've always wanted to know what "don't try to teach your grandmother to suck eggs" looked like in hieroglyphics. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 4, 2012 Report Share Posted December 4, 2012 Re: The Non Sequitor Thread "All-out Defecation" is a satire of a tactic, not an actual tactic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted December 5, 2012 Author Report Share Posted December 5, 2012 Re: The Non Sequitor Thread Brevity is the soul of Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted December 6, 2012 Report Share Posted December 6, 2012 Re: The Non Sequitor Thread Chocolate cigars Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 6, 2012 Report Share Posted December 6, 2012 Re: The Non Sequitor Thread If you google for "Pongidae" (the gorilla family), the fifth hit is something titled "Nose-picking in the Pongidae". I haven't looked at it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted December 6, 2012 Author Report Share Posted December 6, 2012 Re: The Non Sequitor Thread That doesn't go in the toaster! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 7, 2012 Report Share Posted December 7, 2012 Re: The Non Sequitor Thread "What's my next command?" said the generals. "Oh, what a lovely war," said the colonels. "Oh, what a bloody mess," said the chaplains. "Don't be late for the dance," said the captains. "We do all the work," said the lieutenants. "Nyaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh!!!" said the sergeants. "Hup - two - three," said the corporals. "Beer, beer, beer," said the privates. "Merry men are we, There's none so fair As can compare To the fighting infantry!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EvilDrPuma Posted December 8, 2012 Report Share Posted December 8, 2012 Re: The Non Sequitor Thread Mystic tuna. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 10, 2012 Report Share Posted December 10, 2012 Re: The Non Sequitor Thread Me? A vicious, evil b*****d who sets multi-layer traps for the dishonest and lazy, and gloats loudly while pulling the wings off those poor, unwary flies when they get caught in my web? ME?!? Duh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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