Logan D. Hurricanes Posted January 22, 2013 Author Report Share Posted January 22, 2013 Re: The Non Sequitor Thread It's like my subconscious is actively seeking out reasons for me to hate myself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EvilDrPuma Posted January 22, 2013 Report Share Posted January 22, 2013 Re: The Non Sequitor Thread Auntie Em! Auntie Em! It's a twister! It's a twister! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 24, 2013 Report Share Posted January 24, 2013 Re: The Non Sequitor Thread Why isn't "woomble" a word? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted January 25, 2013 Report Share Posted January 25, 2013 Re: The Non Sequitor Thread French fries and beans for breakfast Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted January 25, 2013 Author Report Share Posted January 25, 2013 Re: The Non Sequitor Thread Dammit. This better work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnia Posted January 26, 2013 Report Share Posted January 26, 2013 Re: The Non Sequitor Thread Life, like violence, strong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 27, 2013 Report Share Posted January 27, 2013 Re: The Non Sequitor Thread I could grade more lab reports, or I could slit my wrists. Decisions, decisions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EvilDrPuma Posted January 27, 2013 Report Share Posted January 27, 2013 Re: The Non Sequitor Thread I am Kirok! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 29, 2013 Report Share Posted January 29, 2013 Re: The Non Sequitor Thread He Who Taketh the Plunge, Please Remember to Bring It Back for the Next Idiot Who Uses Too Much Toilet Paper Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnia Posted January 29, 2013 Report Share Posted January 29, 2013 Re: The Non Sequitor Thread Is the urine too dark yet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 30, 2013 Report Share Posted January 30, 2013 Re: The Non Sequitor Thread Five times 13 minutes flat is 65 minutes, adequately close to but under 70. Good enough. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted January 30, 2013 Author Report Share Posted January 30, 2013 Re: The Non Sequitor Thread Gahh! Where is season four?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EvilDrPuma Posted January 30, 2013 Report Share Posted January 30, 2013 Re: The Non Sequitor Thread Cancer's sig line reminds me that we really desperately need to clean out our front closet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted January 30, 2013 Report Share Posted January 30, 2013 Re: The Non Sequitor Thread How can I be in such a good mood and self-loathing at the same time! It's like my brain doesn't even talk to itself anymore. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 30, 2013 Report Share Posted January 30, 2013 Re: The Non Sequitor Thread Go home, drink, and grade exams. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EvilDrPuma Posted February 1, 2013 Report Share Posted February 1, 2013 Re: The Non Sequitor Thread Can it really be just a coincidence that "Boeing" is the sound made when a spring pops loose? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted February 1, 2013 Report Share Posted February 1, 2013 Re: The Non Sequitor Thread Assessment is to administrators as masturbation is to perverts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted February 1, 2013 Author Report Share Posted February 1, 2013 Re: The Non Sequitor Thread I had something I wanted to say here... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted February 1, 2013 Report Share Posted February 1, 2013 Re: The Non Sequitor Thread "The detection of interstellar boron sulfide" by J. J. Charfman. It'd been almost 20 years since I'd thought about that one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted February 2, 2013 Report Share Posted February 2, 2013 Re: The Non Sequitor Thread Oh noes, my friend got himself killed trying to perform a stupid stunt! And he didn't even eat his hamburger. Never mind, I'll eat it for him. What? He won't need it anymore. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted February 2, 2013 Report Share Posted February 2, 2013 Re: The Non Sequitor Thread Nice place you have here. Does every new customer get a drink thrown in his face the first time he eats here, or is that an extra service that'll show up on my tab? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted February 2, 2013 Report Share Posted February 2, 2013 Re: The Non Sequitor Thread Too spaced out to be random. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted February 3, 2013 Report Share Posted February 3, 2013 Re: The Non Sequitor Thread Guess I'd better stop reading my old professors' obituaries. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted February 5, 2013 Report Share Posted February 5, 2013 Re: The Non Sequitor Thread Urn (n). The noise your car makes when it refuses to start. "Urn urn urn urn urn urn urn urn urn. Urn urn urn urn urn urn urn urn urn." See ****, *******, ****, ******, and especially ****. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted February 5, 2013 Author Report Share Posted February 5, 2013 Re: The Non Sequitor Thread I hate leaf blowers. Hate hate hate hate hate hate HATE leaf blowers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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