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Seven superheroes (their names are Percy, Perry, Pansy, Porky, Spanky, Sparky, and Snarky) belong to a crime-fighting team. They include a Brick, a Speedster, and Mentalist, a Blaster, a Martial Artist, and Power Armor gadgeteer, and a Shapechanger. Their costumes are Blue, Lapis, Teal, Aquamarine, Indigo, Cyan, and Turquoise.

 

Five of them (all but the Martial Artist and Perry) have potentially weaknesses. The weaknesses are alcohol, mercury (the chemical element, in metallic form), N rays, left circularly polarized orange light, and civet saliva.

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Here are a couple of Valentine's Day poems for you:

 

I love myself, I think I'm grand.

When I go to the movies, I hold my hand.

I put my arm around my waist

When I get fresh, I slap my face.

 

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Roses are red

Violets are blue

I'm schizophrenic

And so am I.

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I believe I am overdue in making my quasi-annual carpet-chewing-rage rant against those guilty-of-incestuous-rape reptile sodomizers at Microsoft, who, in their pursuit of more revenue for their training courses and software manuals, did everything in their power to render obsolete any working knowledge of previous versions of Excel, and coupling that rage in a diatribe against the diseased-molesters-of-underage-ungulates in our CIO office who buy into the corporate hype and push the unwanted (and indeed, downgraded) new versions of the software onto our hard drives.

 

May all of you be thrust into rusty old cement mixers charged with glass shards and salt, which are then started up and abandoned, with webcams and mikes running to that your dying agonies are deliciously recorded for all posterity.

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Really? You're very exited about wokring in this feild? Not in my lab, bicth.

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E-mail address

And while you're at it, make sure your e-mail address sounds sufficiently professional.

 

GOOD: yourname@yourschool.edu

BAD: punchingkittens@pornopalooza.com

 

It's got some other modestly tarter-than-one-would-expect-from-Science items in its advice about applying for lab jobs.

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