Cancer Posted February 6, 2013 Report Share Posted February 6, 2013 Re: The Non Sequitor Thread I don't like people with plant fetishes either, but "hate" is a little intense. use of thread> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted February 6, 2013 Author Report Share Posted February 6, 2013 Re: The Non Sequitor Thread I had an unbreakable file holder in the library. Somebody broke it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted February 6, 2013 Report Share Posted February 6, 2013 Re: The Non Sequitor Thread K.I.S.S.! An acronym to live by. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted February 11, 2013 Report Share Posted February 11, 2013 Re: The Non Sequitor Thread The donuts were welcome, but didn't last long. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted February 13, 2013 Report Share Posted February 13, 2013 Re: The Non Sequitor Thread Seven superheroes (their names are Percy, Perry, Pansy, Porky, Spanky, Sparky, and Snarky) belong to a crime-fighting team. They include a Brick, a Speedster, and Mentalist, a Blaster, a Martial Artist, and Power Armor gadgeteer, and a Shapechanger. Their costumes are Blue, Lapis, Teal, Aquamarine, Indigo, Cyan, and Turquoise. Five of them (all but the Martial Artist and Perry) have potentially weaknesses. The weaknesses are alcohol, mercury (the chemical element, in metallic form), N rays, left circularly polarized orange light, and civet saliva. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EvilDrPuma Posted February 13, 2013 Report Share Posted February 13, 2013 Re: The Non Sequitor Thread We need an exploding-head emoticon. Cancer 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnia Posted February 14, 2013 Report Share Posted February 14, 2013 Re: The Non Sequitor Thread Need to use more chicken feet in the stock next time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted February 14, 2013 Report Share Posted February 14, 2013 Re: The Non Sequitor Thread Valentine's Day Google Dootle is too fun. Hippo and birdy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatinKitty Posted February 15, 2013 Report Share Posted February 15, 2013 Re: The Non Sequitor Thread Hey ! That's my line ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EvilDrPuma Posted February 15, 2013 Report Share Posted February 15, 2013 Re: The Non Sequitor Thread Bwap bwap bwap bwap bwap bwap bwap bwap bwap bwap bwap bwap bwap bwap bwap bwap... Cancer 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burrito Boy Posted February 15, 2013 Report Share Posted February 15, 2013 Re: The Non Sequitor Thread She's a tick...louse Bitey bitey, just lettin' it all bleed out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted February 15, 2013 Report Share Posted February 15, 2013 Re: The Non Sequitor Thread Here are a couple of Valentine's Day poems for you: I love myself, I think I'm grand. When I go to the movies, I hold my hand. I put my arm around my waist When I get fresh, I slap my face. *** Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted February 18, 2013 Report Share Posted February 18, 2013 Re: The Non Sequitor Thread Plastic turnip chips with double cadmium seasoning. A bit heavy on the neutron eaters, and a bit too close to mauve on the color scheme, but a worthy trial product. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EvilDrPuma Posted February 18, 2013 Report Share Posted February 18, 2013 Re: The Non Sequitor Thread Did I ask the Toque of Wisdom for his input? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted February 18, 2013 Author Report Share Posted February 18, 2013 Re: The Non Sequitor Thread My legs are going to be stunning! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted February 18, 2013 Report Share Posted February 18, 2013 Re: The Non Sequitor Thread Fourteen hours at the hospital. Whoo-ee. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted February 19, 2013 Report Share Posted February 19, 2013 Re: The Non Sequitor Thread The Porcine Interstellar Guard! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted February 19, 2013 Report Share Posted February 19, 2013 Re: The Non Sequitor Thread :Happy dance: Dwarf carbon stars!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted February 22, 2013 Author Report Share Posted February 22, 2013 Re: The Non Sequitor Thread That must be some mess up there. I sat at this intersection waiting to turn through all of Baba O'Riley. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted February 22, 2013 Report Share Posted February 22, 2013 Re: The Non Sequitor Thread Oh noes, I'm all out of shaving cream! Need to find a replacement... Ah, Cool Whip! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted February 25, 2013 Report Share Posted February 25, 2013 Re: The Non Sequitor Thread I believe I am overdue in making my quasi-annual carpet-chewing-rage rant against those guilty-of-incestuous-rape reptile sodomizers at Microsoft, who, in their pursuit of more revenue for their training courses and software manuals, did everything in their power to render obsolete any working knowledge of previous versions of Excel, and coupling that rage in a diatribe against the diseased-molesters-of-underage-ungulates in our CIO office who buy into the corporate hype and push the unwanted (and indeed, downgraded) new versions of the software onto our hard drives. May all of you be thrust into rusty old cement mixers charged with glass shards and salt, which are then started up and abandoned, with webcams and mikes running to that your dying agonies are deliciously recorded for all posterity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted February 27, 2013 Report Share Posted February 27, 2013 Re: The Non Sequitor Thread Really? You're very exited about wokring in this feild? Not in my lab, bicth. {...} E-mail address And while you're at it, make sure your e-mail address sounds sufficiently professional. GOOD: yourname@yourschool.edu BAD: punchingkittens@pornopalooza.com It's got some other modestly tarter-than-one-would-expect-from-Science items in its advice about applying for lab jobs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted February 27, 2013 Report Share Posted February 27, 2013 Re: The Non Sequitor Thread "Look how many marmosets I can fit in my pants!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted February 27, 2013 Author Report Share Posted February 27, 2013 Re: The Non Sequitor Thread A research retreat! Sweet! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted March 14, 2013 Report Share Posted March 14, 2013 Swiss Guards = Paladins? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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