Cancer Posted June 7, 2013 Report Share Posted June 7, 2013 Spell-check is powerless to protect you when you leave the terminal 's' out of "assess". L. Marcus 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted June 10, 2013 Report Share Posted June 10, 2013 There is a remarkably extensive Wikipedia page on Dutch profanity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaze9999 Posted June 12, 2013 Report Share Posted June 12, 2013 Truth is often boring and predictable, though it does have other compensating qualities. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted June 12, 2013 Report Share Posted June 12, 2013 Almost 41,000 in the stadium for the USA-Panama match last night here in Seattle. And it was literally across the street from the Major League Baseball game (though that attendance was 10,000 and small change) running at the same time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted June 13, 2013 Report Share Posted June 13, 2013 Spell-check is powerless to protect you when you leave the terminal 's' out of "assess".Or if you leave the second 's' out of "closest". The phrase "closet friends" ... gives one pause. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted June 15, 2013 Report Share Posted June 15, 2013 Two quotes from this Saturday morning: "This is because ice beings can function at much lower temperatures than rock beings." -- from one final exam I'm grading "Oh, right, they nerfed the bushes." -- my son, in an MMO where the concealment bonus from certain terrain features was reduced, leading to his early exit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted June 15, 2013 Report Share Posted June 15, 2013 Two quotes from this Saturday morning: "This is because ice beings can function at much lower temperatures than rock beings." -- from one final exam I'm grading "Oh, right, they nerfed the bushes." -- my son, in an MMO where the concealment bonus from certain terrain features was reduced, leading to his early exitwish I knew why vBulletin deletes my newlines sometimes but not others. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted June 17, 2013 Report Share Posted June 17, 2013 Changing the sort order to "Replies" is not random, but only because it does the same thing every time. That suggests that despite the apparent randomness there is some method. There is a term for this. It is called "buggy". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted June 18, 2013 Report Share Posted June 18, 2013 At that point, I should have realized I was dreaming, since I never roleplay a cleric. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted June 19, 2013 Report Share Posted June 19, 2013 Rufous hummingbirds have pointy-tipped tail feathers. Anna's hummingbirds have tail feathers with rounded tips. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted June 21, 2013 Report Share Posted June 21, 2013 So, about 11 AM on Friday, I finally get word that the class I was to teach starting 10AM Monday is canceled due to low enrollment. On one hand, my summer is now my own; on the other hand, it's $7k I don't get. Hrm. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted June 21, 2013 Report Share Posted June 21, 2013 I went to a Star Trek convention recently, and I have good news and bad news about it. The good news is, I had a blast. The bad news is, it came from a phaser. Cancer 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted June 21, 2013 Report Share Posted June 21, 2013 I went to a Star Trek convention recently, and I have good news and bad news about it. The good news is, I had a blast. The bad news is, it came from a phaser.{Firesign Theatre}Was it set on orgasm?{/Firesign Theater} Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaze9999 Posted June 21, 2013 Report Share Posted June 21, 2013 The perfect girl suggests a date of watching YouTube videos together! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted June 24, 2013 Report Share Posted June 24, 2013 Two days after the solstice. Sure enough, it's so rainy the cats haven't asked to go outside. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted June 24, 2013 Report Share Posted June 24, 2013 Hummingbirds dueling in the rain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted June 29, 2013 Report Share Posted June 29, 2013 Tiger swallowtails. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted July 2, 2013 Report Share Posted July 2, 2013 That's a liter of lemonade that disappeared waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too quickly. L. Marcus 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted July 3, 2013 Report Share Posted July 3, 2013 It says "press any key to continue." But where's the "any" key? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted July 3, 2013 Report Share Posted July 3, 2013 This place is full of crazy people! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted July 3, 2013 Report Share Posted July 3, 2013 This place is full of crazy people!And we embrace you as one of us. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted July 6, 2013 Report Share Posted July 6, 2013 There was a ten-point buck in the back yard in Port Townsend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted July 7, 2013 Report Share Posted July 7, 2013 "Tahitian lumbago" doesn't sound like a debilitating condition; it sounds more like a deviant sex act. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted July 8, 2013 Report Share Posted July 8, 2013 Twelve tons of dynamite and 5000 blasting caps a day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted July 8, 2013 Report Share Posted July 8, 2013 Interviews and reports -- oh joy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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