Cygnia Posted February 28, 2015 Report Share Posted February 28, 2015 I wonder if it's possible to get a pedicure without nail polish and, if so, could I haggle a cheaper price for one? Lucius 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted February 28, 2015 Report Share Posted February 28, 2015 Y'know, if i ditched all these papers and gave grades based on cuteness, this would be a lot simpler. All the doofy-looking guys would be S.O.L. but no one cares about them. Hmm, with the trends in school performance and gender that have been bandied about the last year or two, maybe everyone has already started doing it this way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted February 28, 2015 Report Share Posted February 28, 2015 This thread seems to be the sequel to the Random Musings thread. People posting thoughts not related to the post above, just as Old Man suggested. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted February 28, 2015 Report Share Posted February 28, 2015 ... hemorrhagic fever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted February 28, 2015 Report Share Posted February 28, 2015 A plaque on both your houses! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted March 1, 2015 Report Share Posted March 1, 2015 The whole privacy-adtracking-mass surveillance discussion sidesteps the core issue, USA has forgotten it stands for liberty. Privacy is the by-product of liberty which has been eroded by consumerism & national security. Lady Liberty/Columbia is thus from a bygone age. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted March 2, 2015 Report Share Posted March 2, 2015 ... salesmen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted March 3, 2015 Report Share Posted March 3, 2015 I get headaches more frequently nowadays. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnia Posted March 3, 2015 Report Share Posted March 3, 2015 Matnakash this week? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted March 3, 2015 Author Report Share Posted March 3, 2015 *cry* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted March 3, 2015 Report Share Posted March 3, 2015 No good deed goes unpunished. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnia Posted March 4, 2015 Report Share Posted March 4, 2015 Right, time to remember how to write these guys... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted March 5, 2015 Report Share Posted March 5, 2015 Scary evil monastery? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted March 5, 2015 Report Share Posted March 5, 2015 Oh, and "Vogon poetry" is an anagram for "Gooey TV porn". Lucius and Burrito Boy 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted March 5, 2015 Report Share Posted March 5, 2015 Yesterday, my sister got mad at me for comparing a game show contestant to a muppet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rails Posted March 6, 2015 Report Share Posted March 6, 2015 Did she feel that you insulted the muppet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted March 6, 2015 Report Share Posted March 6, 2015 Technically, we're not supposed to re Did she feel that you insulted the muppet? While we're not supposed to reply in this thread, I'll just satisfy everyone's curiosity. She said she wasn't comfortable with people being compared to inanimate objects like, say, a lawn chair (her example). Now I'd like to see a person who looks like a lawn chair, because I can't quite imagine that! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted March 7, 2015 Report Share Posted March 7, 2015 Satan, thy name is Bejeweled. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted March 7, 2015 Report Share Posted March 7, 2015 How is it that my phone doesn't recognize 'thy' as a word? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnia Posted March 9, 2015 Report Share Posted March 9, 2015 Seriously, I can't get over how surprisingly good my first attempt at cooking whole fish turned out... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted March 10, 2015 Report Share Posted March 10, 2015 It put me in Pflugerville, for Pete's sake. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted March 14, 2015 Report Share Posted March 14, 2015 My wife covets my new car, he thought jealously. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnia Posted March 14, 2015 Report Share Posted March 14, 2015 The Great & Powerful Trixie is annoyed that she keeps getting pushed out of bed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted March 15, 2015 Report Share Posted March 15, 2015 Sharpening pencils with an old safety razor blade. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted March 16, 2015 Report Share Posted March 16, 2015 Is it really necessary to use a funnel when pouring a solution into a beaker whose mouth is wider than the funnel...? Burrito Boy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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