Cygnia Posted August 9, 2015 Report Share Posted August 9, 2015 I am officially out of gin. Cancer 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted August 9, 2015 Report Share Posted August 9, 2015 What kind of communist doesn't like chocolate chip banana nut bread?!? Cygnia and Burrito Boy 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted August 10, 2015 Report Share Posted August 10, 2015 I'm reading a murder mystery. Suspicion was cast upon the fishmonger early on, but that turned out to be a red herring. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted August 11, 2015 Report Share Posted August 11, 2015 ... assassinate the master of the Shadow Assassins Guild. Extra difficulty: you must sing the Oscar Meyer Wiener jingle while you are in their fortress. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted August 13, 2015 Report Share Posted August 13, 2015 "Smell bodies of the Solar System" is an amusing typo, now that I see it. tkdguy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted August 15, 2015 Report Share Posted August 15, 2015 Creative cussing seems to be my favorite pastime these days. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnia Posted August 15, 2015 Report Share Posted August 15, 2015 Bringing the baby goat into the restaurant probably wasn't the best idea, guys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted August 15, 2015 Report Share Posted August 15, 2015 Shot glass full of Skittles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted August 16, 2015 Report Share Posted August 16, 2015 Oh never mind! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted August 17, 2015 Report Share Posted August 17, 2015 It's not a true automaton when it has the privilege of reading your orders before the match. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted August 17, 2015 Report Share Posted August 17, 2015 You don't need pants for a victory dance. L. Marcus 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted August 17, 2015 Report Share Posted August 17, 2015 I don't know what mindless, traitorous bucket of rabid skunk drool designed that, but someone needs to go back in time and murder all his or her grandparents while still in their cradles so nothing with anything like that genetic heritage is spawned that would pollute the Earth with such a combination of catastrophic stupidity and perverse determination to inflict the fruits of their antithesis of ability upon the other denizens of this poor, overburdened galaxy. Cygnia 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnia Posted August 18, 2015 Report Share Posted August 18, 2015 Late trash pick-up means I can toss out the mussel shells now and the kitchen won't reek for the rest of the week. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted August 18, 2015 Report Share Posted August 18, 2015 Aww nerts! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted August 19, 2015 Report Share Posted August 19, 2015 I think my next character will be a Time Lord. Instead of a sonic screwdriver, he'll have a microwwave flashlight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted August 21, 2015 Report Share Posted August 21, 2015 Only shot two card cheats this evening. Well, it was a Thursday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnia Posted August 21, 2015 Report Share Posted August 21, 2015 Just what is that smell?! Cancer 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted August 21, 2015 Report Share Posted August 21, 2015 Non, nein, nej, nyet. A thousand times no! You know it has to be emphatic when you say it it different languages. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted August 25, 2015 Report Share Posted August 25, 2015 That's a hill! This must not be Florida. Logan D. Hurricanes 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted August 25, 2015 Author Report Share Posted August 25, 2015 Be realistic and accept the fact that I live in a dreamworld. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted August 29, 2015 Report Share Posted August 29, 2015 Greg Davies is one of the best panelists. His stories are always true! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted August 29, 2015 Report Share Posted August 29, 2015 Huh. There really is a town named Splunge, in Mississippi. Wonder how they pronounce that. tkdguy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burrito Boy Posted August 31, 2015 Report Share Posted August 31, 2015 You can't spell damaged without GED. Cancer and tkdguy 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnia Posted August 31, 2015 Report Share Posted August 31, 2015 Mandatory DRAMA~! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted September 1, 2015 Report Share Posted September 1, 2015 "The Romulan ambassador won't be happy about that." "The Romulan ambassador can go sharpen his ears!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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